no stupid i don’t actually want to fuck a carrot. none of my kinks are that unusual, i was just being silly.

oh shit did i have anon turned off? i always turn that off and forget about it.

2. Rough sex or soft sex?

depends on the occasion~

3. Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes? 

nothing “unusual,” just general kinky things i think. i mean not everyone wants to fuck a carrot like i do but it’s fine

5. Favourite sex position?

most likely from behind, but not for the reasons you might think

8. Sex on the bed, couch, or floor?

i do miss couch sex but the bed is the best by far. i’ve had successful floor sex 0 times

15. Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?

hm, my duty phone ringing comes to mind. once my mom called me while i was looking at porn on my phone and masturbating, does that count?

20. If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?

most definitely that hot guy in the 100 Years of Male Style gifset or whoever it is good lord that man is fine

21. Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?