#zombiecaptain

Haha, I have just watched the movie “Dead Snow” (a Norwegian movie about nazi zombies) too many times!

I was tagged by: funny-logic

What was your : Last drink : Coke


Last phone call : Justin (ktriceratops)

Last text message : roommate

Last time you cried : a few months back when I got super sick and threw up all over the clinic bathroom.

Have you ever :

Dated someone twice: Almost

Been cheated on : Yeah…twice sadly


Kissed someone and regretted it : Not yet

Lost someone special : More than one

Been depressed : Yeah

Been drunk and thrown up : Yes


List three favourite colours : Blue, Green, Purple

In the last year have you :


Made a new friend : Several

Fallen out of love : Yeah

Laughed until you cried : Actually I did last night

Met someone who changed you : No

Found out someone was talking about you : My boss

General : How many people on your FB friends do you know in real life : Most of them


Do you own any pets : Two cats two dogs

Do you want to change your name : As a kid, I hated my name and begged my parents to let me change it (they almost let me too) but “Matt” as grown on me. Please don’t call me “Matthew,” I hate that.

What did you do for your last birthday : PARTIED ALL WEEKEND

What time did you have to wake up today :I didn’t have to get up, but I was up at 7:30

What were you doing last night at midnight : Watching Game Grumps play “Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker HD”

Name something you CANNOT wait for : I’M SO ONE THE HYPE TRAIN FOR METAL GEAR SOLID V: THE PHANTOM PAIN

Last time you saw your mother : Last Thursday when she left to go back home for a few weeks (she’s from Texas and she hardly gets to see her family, so we all pitched in and bought her a plane ticket for her birthday)

What are you listening to rn : A Day To Remember 

Have you ever talked to a person called Tom : I talked to my friend Tom for a few hours the other day while we were getting wrecked at Dragonball Xenoverse

What’s getting on your nerves rn: I keep sticking to this damn chair…also this chair is super uncomfortable but it’s right by the ac….

Blood type : AB-, If memory serves.

Nickname : “DotCom” “Ms.Map “by my 2-3 year old students)” “Sarge”


Relationship Status : Single and very ready to not be

Zodiac Sign : Gemini 

Pronouns : He/Him/His, but will basically respond to any pronouns


Favourite TV show : It’s a tie between Steven Universe or Dragonball Z


High School : 2009 Graduate  College: Returning fall of 2015

Hair colour : Dirty blonde/brown

Long or short: Messy and short 

Height : 5′ 10″

Do you have a crush on someone : Yeah, but she’s in Istanbul 

What do you like about yourself : I can make friends with anyone.

Tattoos : Working on it

Righty or Lefty : Righty aka not a dirty sinning heathen 

First surgery : Minor reconstructive surgery on my face and head after being mauled by a very angry dog at 3 years old. You can see the scars if you look carefully. 

First best friend : Best? Homie, you my friend that means you win, no best needed. However, my 4 closest friends are Tom, Justin, Keeley, and Ben.


First sport you joined : Baseball

First vacation : Louisiana when I was a baby.

Rn : Eating : Nothing


Drinking : Coke


About to do : Attempt recording a damn Let’s Play for the 4th fucking time

Listening to : AC unit 

Wanting : To get my damn sound working properly for my said Let’s Play

Want : Kids : Eventually

To get married : Yes

Career : Cartoonist, actor, voice actor 

Which one is better :


Lips or eyes : Eyes

Hugs or kisses : both are fantastic

Shorter or taller : I prefer shorter, because surprise top of head kisses, but not a must

Older or younger : Older, but not more than a few years. 


Romantic or spontaneous : Romantically spontaneous


Nose, stomach or nice arms : I mean all are nice to have

Sensitive or loud : I’m loud but I can tone it down if someone asks me too


Hookup or Relationship : Relationship


Trouble Maker or hesitant : Not super hesitant anymore, as a kid I was a wreck, but its more of the “is ‘x’ worth my time?”

Have you ever :


Kissed a stranger : Actually, a really cute girl came up and made out with me at the club on my birthday. 


Drank a hard liquor : *looks over at personal mini bar* maybe.

Lost glasses / contacts : Religiously 

Sex on first date : No

Broken someones heart : I think I have.


Been arrested : Close.

Turned someone down : *looks at small list of men I’ve turned down* sorry again guys…just not my thing…

Cried when someone died : Yes.


Fallen for a friend: Hey, Keeley…BRAKIN MY BACK JUST TO KNOW YOUR NAME

Do you believe : In yourself : I believe that somewhere inside me is a mover and a shaker, but he has to be really motivated. 

Miracles : Yes.


Love at first sight : No. You can be super attracted to someone right away, but love takes time.


Heaven: I believe in something 

Santa Clause : I believe in the idea of wonder and Christmas morning in a child’s heart. 

Kiss at first date : Sure, why not.