#zigong truths

anyways. some flavor of genderqueer zilu. throw in a demiromantic and a pansexual there as well. maybe she's had some flings with other adepts before meeting zigong who knows those boluses can do anything.

i think zigong is transfem and got bolus hrt that made her even more gnc than she was previously. she's always been panromantic / omnisexual leaning towards fem/enbies tho

bonus! shiromi yoru in her pinky days of glory was pan and an any/all user, but those days (and her life) are long gone now

(note: i would do jia qiu to finish off the og pinky trio but i highkey hc he's cishet and a big ally tho so . yeah)

Zilu can already double jump but now she can triple jump. quadruple jump after Zigong kisses her. all q-corp talismans do double damage to queerphobes because it’s queer-corp and also Zilu who was voted gayest adept two years in a row /silly

Zigong should be allowed to slit the throat of anyone that even slightly pisses her off or offends her this month. Transphobic random ass nobody? throat slit. And +2 advantage on manipulation tactics. the ultimate smooth talker

Jia Qiu gets the ally buff of +5 rupture and rupture count to all skills

bonus non-pinky queers:

Lucio is faster because the thought of ren motivates him

Ishmael can now bludgeon people twice as effectively

Sinclair gets estrogen

they’re perfect for each other your honor

anyways I come bringing zilugong

Zilu, delirious from blood loss after getting the Lei Heng special: hah zigong usually you wait till we’re in bed to undress me

Zigong, removing all of Zilu’s ravaged clothes: babe I love you but I’m not interested in attending your funeral until you’ve proposed to me k thanks let me stop your bleeding please

Zilu: haha there’s two of you now. Two pretty women I’m living my dream 😀

The significance of Re-Heishou'd WeiSang being released during this Intervallo might not mean anything, though I saw one joke mention of Wei being the final boss for the Intervallo. I do not believe that will be the case, but it stuck with me regardless.

Hong Lu left my brain to get a snack from the gas station and came back to an amassed pile of Wei that will also follow me past summer ending. Whoops.