I think now I'm missing most of APOC and Sasaki?? Also Jack Spin-off, but I was tired, and I have a self-imposed rule of "do 4 pages of each actor AU" mostly because I am just like that *
I did cover a lot of rounds tho, this took me so long because I couldn't get their faces right *
ā¢ I won't elaborate about the Bonus Qin & Hades panel *
ā¢ I like to think of Jack & Heracles having a great off-set friendship :) They just shared each other's cookie recipes one day and it was smooth sailing.
ā¢ Adam's actor has to use one of those one-side men thong or wear nothing at all lol either way Brunhilde would be laughing her ass off.
ā¢ Poor Zero's actor is #1 teasing/messing around target on-set, shouldn't be so cute *
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I like to think Persephone and Adamas are slightly scared of Persephoneā¦.. and Persephone is Zeusās favorite sister-in-law. They both have their whimsical moments and a similar personalityš
okay, I do not see Buddha losing, especially since he still has beef to deal with with Brunnhilde.... but I also cannot see the gods losing another round when they just took the lead. itās gonna look like Zeus is just that bad with the god lineupš
Zeus delayed Shiva from playing and put Hercules out first while talking big about how only a Greek god should take revenge for anotherā¦ only for Hercules to lose the round. The gods only managed to win again when Shiva was finally put out there, so what was even the point of Zeus delaying Shiva???
Then Zeus asked Buddha to fight early, only for Buddha to switch to the human side. Zeus then asked Zerofuku to fight instead, so if Zerofuku loses to Buddha here after all of Zeusā previous bad calls, itās really gonna paint Zeus as an incompetent leader
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rating record of ragnarok characters /10, because i can.
DISCLAIMER: iām only rating the characters based off what the manga & anime has portrayed. iāve done little to no research on these people themselves, which is why i donāt condone anything immoral that theyāve done. this was written before the release of chapter 73+
a/n: i think i wanna do this for every anime + genshin & val. PLS WATCH IT & LMK IF YOU GUYS LIKE IT. also i dont care abt grammatical and/or punctual errors, this is a shit post
MANGA SPOILER WARNING!!
THOR: first of all, heās so fucking hot. his smile caught me so off guard tho, i kinda just stood there watching the screen, baffled. not much character to him, heās just hot. 7/10
LU BU: iām chinese, i literally feel so happy when i see chinese characters. biased, but definitely a plus. he, just like thor, has little to no character. first character i called hot, is hot, but there are hotter characters. (what, i am not talking abt hermes wdym?) 7/10
HERMES: 10/10. no explanation. my man right there. i literally scream & cream every time i see him. why is he so fine. not a single panel or clip where he looks bad. pls eat me out, sir i beg. i will serve you. ONE CHANCE. JUST ONE?? iām in love with him. who needs real men or women when hermes.
GOLL: she is SO ANNOYING. her eng & jp voice are both annoying asl. sheās that one character, that exists in mostly every anime, used to explain background info & battle info on other characters. brunhilde is too nice on her. she reminds me of when i first saw yachi (haikyuu) on screen. yachi, too, was annoying. but i grew to love herš«¶. 1/10
BRUNHILDE: SHES SO HOT. ATE. SHE ALDNAHDISKZ. yeah, what else is there to say? 8/10
APHRODITE: she truly lives up to her version in the greek mythology. hottest woman/goddess alive. ate. her boobs, i want to squish them & bury my face in them. WHEN IS IT MY TURN TO HOLD THEM? 8/10
ZEUS: idgaf what anyone says, heās not hot. not even his younger self. he looks like mirio (mha) turned netero (hxh). love his character tho. the eyes scared me at first. heās hilarious. 5/10
ADAM: my friend, the one who recommended snv to me, told me heād be more my type. he was, minus the fact thatās he literally butt fucking naked. nice ass cheeks tho. def pretty boy, his wife is hot too. i want her moreš. his line abt fighting for his children made me cry. shouldāve won. i say, let hermes be uncleless & fatherless. 7/10
POSEIDON: he was fs the blueprint for adam. anywho, yk hes fine. SOOO FINE. meowing for him. he doesnāt beat hermes tho. nobody beats hermes. well, look wise at least. it was rlly hard choosing who to root for in this fight. thatās a lie, i was always on humanityās side. sad he died:( 9/10. -1 for being a little, arrogant, narcissistic, egotistical bitch. 8/10
SASAKI KOJIRO: see, zeus coulda been hot like him at that old age. man aged like fine wine. character was a W. hot, determined, good character, funny. what else can you want from a man? 8/10
HERACLES: disappointed. so disappointed. he looked better in the disney ver. this fight was so boring for me. youāre telling me iām supposed to watch the fight instead of ogling at hot characters? no. character was okay. 6/10
JACK THE RIPPER: massive L. not supporting a murderer. next. 0/10
SHIVA: hot from the beginning. 4 arms? do what you want to me, sir. 3 WIVES? tengen (kny), is that you bro?š anywho, heās cocky, def my type irl LMAO. i wouldnāt let that slide tho.. his wives are hot tooš 8/10
RAIDEN TAMEEMON: i paid very little attention to this fight. donāt remember his backstory too well (i read this fight not even 24 hours ago btw). not that good looking, not ugly either. i liked his character, upset he took 3 of shivaās arms. why 3? why not 2? he got 1 arm left. 4/10
BUDDHA: THATS MY GOD RIGHT THERE. ate. iām not religious, and neither are my family, but they are buddhist, so by default, i am too. i personally think buddhism is the best religion, but weāre not gonna get into that. i have very valid reasons btw. love his personality, love his looks. massive W. ofc he fights for humanity. heās a walking W. 9/10
ZEROFUKU: precious. definition of deserved better. what made me sad, is how he was written during the fight. heās consistently hitting, with little to no strategy. his backstory is sad, but his battle exp was written poorly. also the random ass monster possessing took me tf out. 7/10
HADES: fine ass mf. heās so different from how heās usually portrayed, both look & personality wise. the first W netflix has pulled. heās hot and responsible? persephone, we can share him babes. also, the relationship between him & poseidon made me SOB. like actually. hurt so bad i made an angst edit. 9/10
QIN SHI HUANG: first off, i donāt do research on my own ethnicityās history. i didnāt even know who tf lu bu was. my family knew tho. with that aside, PROUD TO BE CHINESEāļø heās so fine. SO FINE. the way his character was written, was wonderful. i loved the fight between him & hades. the tension & the lengths they went to try & win. 9/10
BEELZEBUB: his backstory was so tragic. what i didnāt like, was how they rushed his & lilithās story. like, they kinda randomly said i love you to each other. iād love to see their adventures tgt. lilith, leave that emo thing, and come be w me. heās fine too. i rlly like how they introduced him. 8/10
NIKOLA TESLA: i donāt have much of an opinion on him. very chatty, which i donāt actually mind. i guess weāll have to wait for more chapters to release before i form an opinion on him. 5/10
ODIN: the hair bro. THE HAIR. i keep forgetting he exists, but iām not his biggest fan. not bad, but i prefer his sons. i do like the theory of him being a traitor. he looks the part. 5/10
LOKI: honestly, i liked him a lot in the beginning, but now, itās like heās kinda on the side. cute & hot. thor is the better brother tho. speaking of, how tf are they even brothers? moving on, i like his personality. i like his shocked, mixed w angry, facial expressions more. 7/10
ARES: the hair again. very stylish, i do like it, but it took me out. walking around looking like a school girl. i donāt like how he tries to be a know-it-all w hermes, when he literally relies on him for info. but thatās my man for you. his expressions are SO WELL. 6/10
ADAMAS: i was awfully confused, at first, when there were 3 older brothers to zeus. usually, itās just hades, poseidon & zeus. not his biggest fan, his character was rushed. 4/10
BONUSES
JESUS: i was very happy to see jesus. iām not sure why, i just was. why is he the only character, THAT LOOKS LIKE THEMSELVES? 9/10
LU BU SIMP AGENCY: 10/10. i donāt need to say anymore. W cheng gong. love that man.
FORSETI: what a loser. he was so annoying. 2/10
EVE: mother? mommy? whatever. MEOW. 9/10
SASAKI SIMP AGENCY: love them as well. 10/10. walking Ws all around.
