it had been a day, and castiel hadn’t gathered much important information since he’d arrived. granted, the time had been spent finding dean (as incredibly awkward as that was), and settling into his new -- hopefully temporary -- home. now, though, it was time to focus on figuring out how to return to his real one. to earth. luckily for him, one of his fake fbi badges had been in his pocket when he’d been brought here, and although he wasn’t sure how many of the planet’s inhabitants would even know what the fbi was, he thought it was worth a try. it had always been the best way to get information out of people, he’d been taught. “ agent swift, fbi, ” he greeted the first person he saw, flashing the badge upside down, before slipping it back into his pocket. “ if you wouldn’t mind answering a few questions? ” @zertheastarters












