Psssst… I have a secret to tell you
in like 8th grade me and my best friend were just getting done with soccer practice and we were saying goodbye like normal people do. She goes to kiss my cheek. I turn my head to face her. We accidentally kiss.
Her excuse? She said “oh I thought you were my dad”
we’ve never brought it up since. The only thing I said was “how the fuck do you mix me up with a middle aged white man”
LMAOOOO this is so funny. also WHAT DOES SHE EVEN MEANNNNNNNNN "thought you were my dad" my ASSSSSSS
Dreamer this made me giggle thank you
(might have to steal this for a fic tho)













