Please excuse me while I try to decide whether I am shipping Zeharu, Zeru or Haha in this fictional universe because HELP ME
That may be an edit but Hybe made it thus proving that even they know the Jeon-Parks are exponentially hotter than the rest of us
Ggahhhh. And that Jimin has ascended mortal status, like everyone else is at least half normal but not this guy. He’s a god because HE IS
And lil hybrid tiger prince over here who grew up and got big and muscley but used to dance in the flowers and wear them in his hair THEY KNOW WE READ A03 KIDS
I mean they know y’all read because I am sure Zeha is not even a hot omega tiger hybrid looking for his Rock God Alpha or switch up the sub genders hell just have Yoongi write it there’s at least precedent for that and he probably reads and reports to the group anyway
These people know exactly what the fuck they are doing because Wattpad is a cesspool and now they’re gonna make me go get it and possibly buy premium because if I can’t get merch I can at least read ahead to things like
The fuck. Really? I need to talk to the writers in charge like is it Jimin? Is it the Jeon half? Is it in fact Yoongi? Or did they have a slut fic writers job fair and not tell me?
Why does Zehakoo have an oral fixation? What is the reason?
Meanwhile Haru Haru Best Of Mimi is over here being all dommy and staring imperiously at our/his ingenue
They’re shamelessly trying to thin the ARMY herd by killing off the weakest of us clearly and I already said in public I am not Haha’s strongest soldier FML
Also I saw this on stan Twitter and I am leaving it here with props to the maker because YES the Jeon Parks are canon in every Bangtan universe now. And yet my inbox is full of “but we haven’t SEEN JIKOOK TOGETHER” uh.
