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Historically, harpies are mythological creatures featured in plenty of ancient texts from Greece to Rome, known for being heralds of the wind, guardians of the sky, and/or creatures under the command of the deity of the writer's choice. They're usually depicted as winged bipedal things with the face of a woman.

In more recent times, harpies, like many ancient mythological creatures, have become a staple of the fantasy genre, especially in video games. In that medium and over the years, harpies have taken a number of forms that I've come to classify into three groups: Feral, Wild, and Domestic.

Feral harpies, like the one seen in this concept art for Dragon's Dogma, are closest to their original mythological incarnations, though leaning more on the "attack dog of the underworld" side of the mythos. They're monsters through and through, ugly, ravenous beasts who know only hunger and death-- good for introducing players to flying enemies.

Wild harpies, like this one from Dungeons & Dragons are more humanoid and intelligent. They've lived near civilized races and have picked up the concepts of language and socializing, but still aren't typically to be trusted. This is the most common form of harpy seen in tabletop RPGs, and they more ably embody the myths that view harpies as greedy and treacherous; you'll often see wild harpies coveting shiny objects and stealing from unwary travelers.

Domestic harpies are where I usually lose people.

Domestic harpies are usually not called "harpies", but otherwise check off all the marks: Winged bipedal creatures with humanoid faces that inhabit the winds and sky as their domain. Rito from Zelda, Avians from Starbound, hell, even the Birdpeople from Rick and Morty can be considered a cousin of harpies. I find it difficult to discern where else in historical storytelling these sorts of races could come from, but most people seem to not make the connection. Perhaps that's just a good indication of how storytelling and myth has evolved over the centuries.

it's a chess video game released originally in 1983 for Atari, but it's gotten a ton of ports and a 2010 remake; that's available on Steam and is recommended, but im most used to the NES version so that's where my screenshots will be from

it's, again, a chess game, but it's largely fantasy themed, with all your pieces taking the form of mythological creatures like giants, trolls, manticores, djinns, etc etc

your king is a wizard who can cast spells, able to do things like freeze enemy pieces and revive dead pieces

that'd be cool or whatever, but like it's just chess right?

WRONG

WHEN TWO PIECES COLLIDE THEY GO INTO REAL TIME COMBAT

every piece has different health, speed, and attack types; the black side's banshee is my favorite, as it's really fast and has an aura of constant damage

to aid in getting into fights, pieces have movement distance instead of the set patterns of regular chess pieces; the basilisk has a range of 3, so it can move 3 tiles in one turn, direction irrelevant

there's also (what i call) a day/night cycle of sorts, where squares on the board will gradually shift colors every turn, and pieces getting into combat on their own side's color will get a health boost

players win by either killing all of the other player's pieces or by having a piece on each of the 5 glowing spots on the board; one in the center and one on each edge

I settled on survival horror. I will not be taking questions. Here's a concept I wrote for story and basic gameplay; if I had any artistic ability I'd draw concept art (i have one image in mind of Cream in a kitchen, hiding under a counter with her ears over her eyes as a monstrous robot with glowing red headlights passes by), but this is where we are.

In the night, Sonic's friends are captured by Dr. Eggman! They are brought to his Eggmanland theme park under the crushing power of new and improved robots and scattered across the park in cells. Bigger, stronger, and smarter than anything Eggman has created before, the secret to his new Badniks' supreme might is that they are infused with the spirits of ancient echidna warriors.

people say Kirby's Dream Land sucks because it doesn't have copy abilities

people say the Zelda DS games suck because they use the touchscreen

people say Paper Mario: Sticker Star sucks because it doesn't have partners and uses a unique combat system

those are all fantastic games that are a complete joy to play through, and i really wish people weren't so quick to judge a game based on its predecessors, especially review outlets and youtubers who can influence public opinions and ruin the reputation of a genuinely great game, like with Sticker Star

this version of minecraft is, compared to today's vision of minecraft, simple so many things we tend to take for granted aren't there, like stained glass, hoppers, maps, item frames, villages, horses, stone walls... you get the point

i didn't expect to put more than an hour or so into this world before going back to my heavily-modded 1.16.5 world or making a new 1.20 world, but something about it just kept me entranced there were simple goals and simple ways to reach it, but the basic gameplay was just so fun

i've always thought modern minecraft was kinda bloated, and this really cemented that feeling; we didn't need frogs or ocean monuments or horses or redstone comparators or any of the stuff that has been added since that time

yeah, it'd be nice for some of the modern quality of life features to be available like pressing ctrl to sprint or sheep being able to regrow their wool, but it's not needed minecraft became popular because the concept is perfect as is; your imagination really fuels things before i realized i was having so much fun, i was doing things i had never done before in my thousands of hours of minecraft, like building functional mob grinders, mining out slime chunks, and making elaborate redstone contraptions

(the walls of the lower room in this pic ^ are made of mushroom blocks... that i had to manually push into the room one by one with pistons because silk touch only gave solid brown mushroom blocks, no red ones) when i decided i was getting bored of this world, i went to good ol curseforge and downloaded about a hundred mods for 1.16.5 and played that... for maybe five hours, then i went right back to 1.0.0. yeah, i know, those are kinda polar opposites in terms of content and bloat, but it says something, right?

(yes that's the animal crossing train station) the one thing i ended up doing in this world that i had never done, that i honestly thought id never do, was go to the end and kill the enderdragon. yeah, in thousands of hours playing this game, i never once beat it. id always make a world, dick around for a while, then stop playing and eventually come back and start the whole process again... that or id play on multiplayer servers. remember mineplex? i should ramble about that one day...

i had known about the ending poem, especially since the whole thing with it becoming public domain (have you read the author's blog post about that situation? where he talks about how he took a bunch of shrooms in the woods and God told him what to write, and the end poem was the result?) but i never read it because... well, i just never felt like it, really. reading it for the first time after my long playthrough of this simple, fun version of minecraft that i so quickly grew to love so much was... something else. id say you should read the poem (it's available online, obviously) but it really doesn't work nearly as well without the experience of a full minecraft playthrough backing it up.

all this talk and im not really sure what my point in all this is. i guess it's something along the lines of "you don't need everything to enjoy life. limitation breeds creativity, and simplicity can bring happiness." or something. i dunno, it's fuckin' minecraft. maybe try making a new world. and having fun.

he was referenced in the recent Kirby's Dream Buffet with the "Keeby Yellow" color scheme, but beyond that, the character of Keeby is confined to Kirby's Dream Course

it's a fanmade mod that cuts out of a lot of modern tf2 stuff like cosmetics and comp and mvm and cuts all the classes' loadouts down to just a few weapons

but it also adds a small chunk of really good content, like a couple of original weapons (a super shotgun for pyro, an explosive minigun for heavy) and cut tf2 content (nailgun for scout, tranquilizer gun my beloved for spy, civilian class and VIP gamemode), 4-team gamemodes, some quality original maps, and also a new engineer building with relevant voice lines by Gianni Matragrano

it also has sprays which i desperately missed

it's a bit of a pain to download by virtue of being a source mod, but the instructions on the website are quite clear