#zayre

(part 8)

GRAND HOTEL commercial -- this looks like a normal commercial for a broadway show--until you get to the end where ordinary people are giving their reviews of the show. THIS OLD LADY DOESN’T SHUT UP. First she praises Cyd Charisse’s MOVEMENT and VOICE. HER HUSBAND WORKS IN THE AREA.  Check out the redheaded lady behind her, she is dying laughing. 

Black & Decker - "GE Irons" (Commercial -1986) -- things you don’t see in 2019: a commercial for irons. 

Volkswagen Golf commercial 1996 -- this is one I remember seeing a lot on MTV back when I was in middle school. I thought this was what an adult was gonna be like, zipping around from business to business in a little car, coffee shops on every corner. The lady says she sells “cafe-chino machines” -- but you see her deliver portable coffee carafes to a place. 

 “1987 - Hallmark - Thank you for a night to remember” - who else thought that this was a PSA for someone with a drinking problem? I thought the husband had a drinking problem because he spilled the wine everywhere while doing magic tricks. Sounds like something Blossom’s brother Anthony would do, right? 

“Zayre”  - I love how willing the grandpa is to pose with the salesguy. blessed grandpa. 

“MTV: Billy Corgan, age 8 (1997)″ (@ 3:31) - I love that someone is clearly throwing pumpkin guts at the kids.

Squeak’s Catique (1993) (@ 2:10) - I love that this store bought commercial time so they could run a commercial for their cat themed shop during a syndicated episode of Matlock. I looked up the address and it looks like the building is a Cosmoprof store now. I feel like if this store opened today in the age of cat memes and cat videos, people would be all over it.

Cats The Musical Broadway Public Interaction TV Commercial  - doesn’t really need a description.

Korbel Champagne Commercial 1994 - this commercial always cracked me up when I was a kid. 

1985 Wrinkle Free TV commercial - anybody else notice that back in the day there were a lot of commercials where inanimate objects had human faces? These are clothing fibers that are wrinkled.

NBC Promo 1980 - a promo for a show about a benji knockoff named Boomer, the disastrous first season of Facts of Life (yes, that’s Molly Ringwald) and Pink Lady and Jeff. I tried to watch Pink Lady back when the old Trio network showed it that week when Joel Stein “took over” the network for a week, and it was unbearable. 

Gillette clicker (1983) (starts at 1:02) - when I was 8, and would watch QVC all the time, I remember seeing these butane powered curling irons, and wanting one so bad. Even at 36, I’m like “..exactly where would I take my cordless curling iron?” I don’t have an exciting life. 

It’s on fox (1990) - early Simpsons hype along with Married with Children, In Living Color, and True Colors.

Clothestime Hairy Guy Commercial - (commercial clip show hosted by Phil Hartman) sweaters were thin in the mid 90s. 

1996 Cool Shavin' Ken Commercial - what little girl wanted this? Sweet 90′s haircut though, Ken. 

¡Aquí está :D! C1 Zayre para el anon.

Zayre and You NAJ versions! (The two are nerds). Chara is a teacher and Asriel is Chara’s assistant. The other Glitches are:

Jocks: Arata, Amelia and Lucía.

Nerds: Clément, Julie and Josh (he is always a nerd but well XD).