#zarathna

I got a fitbit as a Christmas present, so I was just, like, imagining Sportacus buying everyone fitbits, and he's always inviting them to challenges. And Robbie's just like, "I will be the person with fewest steps, and then everyone will know that I am the laziest person in LazyTown! ☝😡", but then he starts to notice that he's getting more steps than Sportacus. In fact, everyone in LazyTown is getting more steps than the hero. So, he goes and asks the blue kangaroo what in the world is going on, and Sportacus is just like, *shrug* "I do a lot of flips." And Robbie's just mentally kicking himself, like, duh! Ofc!

@gettingrektbrb I love your Undercover AU so much! I'd totally draw some nsfw(ish) fanart, if it weren't for the fact that I have about zero privacy at home when it comes to my sketchbooks. I will be drawing fanart nonetheless, so I hope you're cool with getting spammed this week.

Auto-tuned Nic Cage repeatedly saying "boner" is my aesthetic.

God, seeing my curly hair in my profile picture makes me sort of miss my long hair...

Hey, welcome to my LT blog (which will most likely be full of SportaRobbie)! At some point, I'll be posting HCs, AUs, fics and whatnot. Hope you all enjoy! — Zarathna

I'm currently soft-resetting my Pokemon Moon game for a shiny female Popplio.

Okay, Amazon. I hope you're right. I'll be very upset if it turns out you were just pulling my heartstrings.