Willow: "Hehe! Let's say I were to read something from this library... Would you have a book recommendation for me?"

ENZO: i cant. hes a hundred pounds too heavy. id get a headache.

ENZO: ass too fat 💔

RONIN: are you kidding? you have literally no ass. its just bones. there is nothing to speak of.

RONIN: your ass is from the second dimension. you look like you got your design "fixed" by an annoying fourteen year old twitter artist. if you fell down people could use you like a sidewalk. there is nothing to cushion you. youd fall on your ass and all of the bones would SHATTER.

ENZO: ah i see

ENZO: youve been looking

RONIN: im going to hit you, e.

RONIN: laugh at my one liners.

ENZO: i thought they were pretty good

ENZO: and youre right but idk if you can speak on it when you dont have anything better because at least i have muscles and you are ACTUALLY built like a living skeleton

ENZO: if you tried to pick me up your arms would hurt for hours dude i wouldnt recommend it

FATE: I would disown anyone if they wore ugg boots.

LILY: are you really gonna disrespect the lyrics of the best song ever flo rida low???? its how i personally choose my wardrobe when i dress up, its important!!! its the peak of music!!!

FATE: I think I've given up on understanding half of the shit you say. Just know if you come up to me wearing ugg boots I'm cutting you off forever.

LILY: the apple bottom jeans song.

FATE: Bitch the peak of music??? Have you lost your fucking marbles????

LILY: says the guy who listens to exclusively penelope scott :3

ENZO: oh yeah im fINe nothing bad happened it was just a kiss no strings attached nothing weird happened

FATE: You cried.

ENZO: I WAS CAUGHT OFF GUARD

ENZO: RED VELVET????

ENZO: vanilla chocolate in my life or whatever

ENZO: okay that was just me being pompous about my bad 2016 music taste but in general red velvet kind of fucks hard and is amazing though i gotta admit im one of those dirty carrot cake freaks

ENZO: so you cant really make me choose between those two and like cheesecake i guess

ENZO: i mean whatevers the most aesthetically pleasing to you im kind of a connoisseur of cake flavors except im automatically better than every other connoisseur by the virtue of being not french

CORA: I believe my style of dress is more goth than emo, but I understand the confusion. Not everyone is so educated when it comes to styles of dress. I say that intending to be ostentatious, by the way. I recommend you act offended.

FATE: I think I had tea once, before I cut off my grandparents. It had sugar in it and it was one of the most disgusting things I'd ever put in my mouth. Coming from someone who's bit crusty old people.

FATE: I'm not sure, I guess. Put a cup of tea in my hands that doesn't have sugar in it and we'll talk. Currently I'm living on shitty coffee, tap water, and the occasional cup of hot chocolate.