#zackannibal

Uh Rude I didn’t get a story!

We don’t care lol jk

Reblog with your answers, pick ten people to ask questions, ask yo damn questions.

  1: What’s your favorite piece of fictional media? Uh… Books, movies and television. I can’t pick just one.

  2: When was the last time you rubbed one out? Does this mean wanking? Four days ago.

  3: when was the first/last time you got drunk? First time, I was 17 and playing quarters with my step dad. I think I went through 3 or 4 24oz beers in like maybe an hour and a half. I was so drunk I called Kain and told him about the poop that was on my floor. Then I sat in the shower for like 30 minutes feeling like poop. The last time I got drunk was a couple of months ago. It was zackannibal’s debut as Kandi Kannibal on talent night at Central Station. I had I don’t know how many drinks and made out with this lovely woman. Then my other bestie, who will not be named, threw up on my arm.

  4: Who was the last person you threatened physical violence against? Um. To their face? Probably Tony. Because I have to. He takes my fucking katanas in L4D2. Bitch. To someone else, John. I threatened to beat him to death if he doesn’t hush his face about Borderlands. >_>

  5: Do you need to wear glasses? Yes, but I don’t.

  6: Do you like Mr Bean? Not too keen on Mr. Bean, but I love the fuck out of Rowan Atkinson and if you don’t love him then you are fucking wrong.

  7: JRPG or WRPG? Neither? I just play games that I think are fun. O_o

  8: If you were the opposite gender for the day, what would you do? I would have sex with men and women and see how it feels. Sure, I can do the penetrating with a strap on, but I want to know what it feels like with an actual penis. I’d also walk around naked, flaunting my cockasaurus rex.

  9: pencils or pens? A quill dipped in the blood of my enemies.

  10: Name 1 celebrity - of your own gender - you’d like to jump. Billie Piper.

  Now for you lovelies that I want to question.

dreaminofthepast

quintnquixotic

zackannibal

candy-striper

poopyfacetomatonose

expederest

desirsecret

solsticebirdy

showmethenitram

friskk

  And your questions:

Where are you most comfortable?

Cats or dogs?

If you could have power over any one element (earth, water, fire, or air) what would it be?

If you were president what would you do?

How many electronic devices do you have, and what are they?

What state/country do you live in?

Do you know any languages besides English?

Will you wax my legs because I’m hella lazy?

1. What would be the top 3 things on your bucket list? Travel the world, dance naked in a pagan festival, and write a book. Life is too short not to visit other places and dance around naked. You should also write a book because these things should be shared and I don’t want to be forgotten. 2. Have you ever gotten anyone addicted to a tv show/book series/movie? Gods, yes. Doctor Who, Game of Thrones, Sherlock, and Supernatural are my main tools of ruining someone’s life. 3. Favourite number? Letter? Number: 3. It’s a good number. I also like multiples of three. 9 and 12 are extra lucky to me. I was due on the 9th, born on the 12th. Letter: L. Fantastic letter, L. Love, Learning, Lust, Light, etc. 4. Would you rather read a physical book or an ebook? I love books, physical or ebooks. I love the smell and feel and the little black letters stamped onto pages building worlds and people and actions and just huge book boner. But I also love having 50+ books on me so I can poop while I read and not worry about bending pages of a book trapped in my purse. 5. Are you a fan of horror movies? Classic horror. I don’t like what they give us today, it’s all shock horror. I like to be chilled to my bones and having nightmares. 6. Can you bite ice-cream with your two front teeth? I don’t know, I’ve never really tried. I just lick it if it’s in a cone. 7. Boybands, yay or nay? *cough*N’Sync*coughcough*Backstreet Boys*sneeze*omg k-pop boy bands too I love them. 8. Have you ever won anything on the lotto before? Pfft, no. 9. Would you rather fly, or be invisible? Why? Invisible. Then I can rob banks! Fufufuffufu! And no one can see me to experiment on me. But if I could fly I guess they would have a hard time catching me.. Well… Maybe I would prefer flying. 10. If you could teleport to anywhere in the world, right this instant, where would you go? Milan, Italy. I have a friend that lives close by. I’d go to Australia, but spiders. 11.  Favourite thing to order at a coffee shop? Éclairs. And Vanilla, mocha, and or coconut flavoured coffees.

  Tagged are some lovely people:

zackannibal

candy-striper

feministcrixus

distant-dr3amer

mrmallard

xnnyfanx

akuma-tale

sammiepowell

solsticebirdy

showmethenitram

vampishly

Your questions:

    If you could live anywhere in the world where would you live?

Who are your top 5 best friends?

If you were granted one wish what would it be?

What is your favorite memory?

What are you addicted to?

Who is the most important person in your life?

When you turn 30 where do you see yourself?

What is one physical feature you are most attracted to?

Who put a dick in this box?

Pick 5 people you want to meet.

Favorite internet meme?