nO BUT BONES DRESSING UP AS SPOCK HIS FIRST YEAR ON THE ENTERPRISE ON APRIL FOOL'S DAY AND GIVING EVERYBODY IN SICKBAY THESE REALLY DRAMATIC DIAGNOSES LIKE "IT APPEARS YOU HARBOR A PAPER CUT ON THE THIRD KNUCKLE OF YOUR FIRST FINGER, ENSIGN. YOUR DEATH IS A PROBABLE POSSIBILITY OF 97.2355% OUT OF 100%. I WILL NOW ADMINISTER ANTISEPTIC AND A BANDAGE. YOU MIGHT EXPERIENCE A STINGING SENSATION." AND EVERY YEAR AFTER. DRESSED AND ACTING AS SPOCK ON THE BRIDGE, IN THE REC ROOMS - E V E R Y W H E R E
(cont) AND SPOCK ALWAYS ACTS THE SAME WAY EVERY YEAR. GIVING LEONARD!SPOCK A ONCE OVER BEFORE STATING THE INACCURACIES OF THE DRESS/SPEAKING PATTERNS IN A MILD TONE BUT AT THE END ALWAYS SAYING "NONETHELESS... A REMARKABLE ATTEMPT, DOCTOR. I SUPPOSE THERE IS ALWAYS NEXT YEAR, YES?" AND BONES JUST NODS AND GRINS REAL BIG BEFORE CATCHING HIMSELF AND LOSING HIS SMILE AND STANDING UP STRAIGHTER SAYING "INDEED, SPOCK... ASSUMING THERE ARE NO OCCURRENCES WHICH END OUR LIVES BEFORE THEN." AND SPOCK NODS "INDEED, DOCTOR. INDEED." AND THEN SPOCK WALKS AWAY WITH A QUIET "FASCINATING" LEAVING HIS LIPS AS HE CONVINCES HIMSELF THAT 'THE SYNTHETIC VULCAN EARS ON LEONARD LOOKING QUITE... INTRIGUING' ACTUALLY DOESN'T WARRANT ANY FURTHER THINKING AS SUCH AN ILLOGICAL THOUGHT IS BROUGHT ON BY THE OVERWHELMING EMOTIONALISM AND BOUT OF IRRATIONAL ISM DISPLAYED EVERY YEAR ON THIS DATE BY THE DOCTOR DRESSING AS SPOCK HIMSELF. AND NOTHING ELSE. JUST AS HIM HOPING THAT THE DOCTOR WOULD RE-LIVE THE PRANK YEAR (AND THE NEXT, AND THE NEXT, AND THE NEXT) IS ILLOGICAL AND SHOULD BE DISMISSED.
imagine one year spock completely turning the tables and dressing up like bones
imagine him using some clay to round out his ears, and wandering around the ship saying stuff like ‘I’m now going to ask you about your emotional state and pretend i care about the answer’ and bursting out laughing at random intervals
and bones is trying SO HARD not to laugh so he can stay in character so it just ends up with the two of them in the rec room trying to out-act each other
jim gets it all on camera
