1. If you could trade places with any other person for a week, famous or not famous, living or dead, real or fictional. with whom would it be? probs jesus. see what acually went down.
2. If you could be any character in fiction, whom would you be? jesus. KIDDING. id be bella. so i could tell edward myself that he acts like a fucking woman and that jacob needs to take the fucking tampon out of his asshole
3. What would you want to be written on your tombstone? Im watching you
4. Do you speak in a high voice when you are talking to a dog?Ā "if my dog were as ugly as you. id shave its butt. and tell him to walk backwards" brownie points to anyone who knows what that line is from
5. Do you know how a bus driver closes the door to the bus, when the door closer is on the inside? wow. i have never thought of that. im pretty sure you just do it youself on the outside or just go out the back door.
6. Have you ever eaten food meant for an animal? yes. dont ask.
7. What are you thinking of doing for a senior prank? uhhhh i acually dont remember. i think it was either something to do with the principles car cuz he was a fuck OR no one showed up for school.
8. Are you friends with any nerdy people? yes
9. Do you buy those pants with the holes in them? no i can make my own
10. If you do, why donāt you just go make your own holes in them? And if you donāt, why donāt you buy them? the fuck would i buy jeans for like 50 bucks that are ruined......plus ur payin extra for the holes to there.
11. Did you ever have an imaginary friend when you were younger? yeah
12. Have you ever told a lie, in which you would get into REALLY big rouble if you had told the truth? no
13. Do you believe in God? dunno
14. If you do believe, why do you? And if not, why donāt you believe? ask flyleaf
15. How do you feel about āemo bandsā? dont really care
16. You are in jail. Some dumbass starts a fire and sets the whole building in flames. You are in your jail cell, and the cops have died from burns. What do you do? first of all. bout to sound real dumb here. but what could possibly set fire in a jail. everything is metal and stone and brick and steel. there for. i live. like the boss that i am.Ā
17. Is the cup half full, or half empty right now? its inbetween because i drank some.
18. Have you ever tried to do āthe wormā while underwater? pretty sure thats called drowning from not being able to swim.
19. Where is your dad? sleeping
20. Some guy in an alley kidnaps you. He says that you will choose one of your best friends to die. If you say you donāt pick one, then he kills you. What would you say? i tell him hes my best friend so he can kill myself so i can get the fuck out of that predicamentĀ
