#yus!!!

ABBYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

"Too over the top?" Mycroft asks John. "I wasn't expecting a flash mob that's for sure," John laughs. "Was he on the right track at least?" Mycroft asks him. "Yes," John nods. The next time Sherlock proposes they've just finished chasing a suspect and are laughing about how he only seemed to turn onto dead end streets. Sherlock takes the ring from his pocket, gets down on one knee and says "I want you to chase suspects with me for the rest of our lives, will you marry me?" John finally says yes.

"I think I'm in love," Sherlock says to John one morning. "With who?" John asks, "please don't tell me it's Irene, you know I can't stand her." "It's not Irene," Sherlock says shaking his head. "Is it Molly?" John asks, "Molly would be a great girlfriend and she calls you on your shit." "No," Sherlock smiles to himself because of course John would think it was Molly, "but he does call me on my shit." John frowns, "Lestrade is too old for you." "It's you you idiot!" Sherlock snaps at him. "Good."

John wakes up in an unfamiliar bed, in an unfamiliar room with an unfamiliar ring on his ring finger. "Finally," Sherlock says when he realizes the army doctor is awake, "maybe you could explain where we are, and why it looks like we got married." "Your guess is as good as mine," John shrugs and rolls over to go back to sleep. "I brainwashed you," Scarlett Witch tells them standing at the foot of the bed, "your brother thought it would be funny." Sherlock and John never divorce.

Sherlock leaves his dance studio late one night and smacks straight into John. "It's you, you're the guy who always leaves me a single rose," Sherlock says stunned to finally meet the man in person. "Yeah," John blushes, "I'd have introduced myself but..." "You have to get to you rugby matches, I know," Sherlock nods. "You know?" John questions. "Of course I know," Sherlock says unzipping his coat to reveal John's captain's jersey underneath, "you're amazing."

"I made you something when I was house sitting for my parents," Sherlock says handing John a DVD, "pour yourself a glass of scotch and enjoy. I'll be in the bedroom." "Ok," John nods. When he sees his lover undressing in front of a lake in a tuxedo he finishes his drink and pours himself another. "Did you like it?" Sherlock asks when John opens the door to the bedroom. "What do you think?" John asks. Sherlock turns his head to discover John is naked and hard.