Diabolik Twitter ć¼ Yuma Mukami [2018 compilation]
ā> This post includes all tweets posted on the official Rejet Twitter account for Yuma Mukami (@DiaLoverYumaM) in 2018.
Shuu l Reiji l Ayato l Kanato l Laito l Subaru l Ruki l Kou l Azusa l Carla l Shin l Kino
May 31, 2018
> Kou is teaching Azusa
> Itās been a while since Iāve done this. You guys still alive?
> Iāll drop by when I feel like it, so look forward to that
June 5, 2018
> Did something weird happen again?
> Bring it on. Doesnāt matter who you are
> So donāt you worryĀ ābout a thing. Iāll do something about it for sure
July 7, 2018
> Which one of you fuckers left a piece of TRASH in my vegetable garden!?
> ...Wait, it isnāt trash, itās a letter.Ā āFirst edition -You have to answer the question or no more blood sucking!ā, it says. The fuck is this? Does it want me to answer this question?
> It hasĀ āFurthermore, if you refuse to answer, youāll be prohibited from having even a single drop of blood from here on out. You can only ever drink tomato juice.ā written on it as well
> Tomato juiceās nice as well, but I canāt just go without sucking blood. Itās a pain, but Iāll answer this shit
> Q. Do you talk to your vegetables so they grow up big and delicious?
A. I tell themĀ āGrow up healthy to be eaten by me!ā and such!
> They do actually turn out huge and delicious, so I think it does have an effect!
July 27, 2018
> I lost my hair elastic. Now I canāt tie up my hair
> It gets in the way like this
> Thanks (@Kou)
August 3, 2018
> Donāt worry. Ruki will make it work (@Azusa)
August 13, 2018
> Iām at home right now so come talk to me directly (@Kou
> Go do it to Ruki as well (@Kou)
October 4, 2018
> Maybe he used purple cabbage or somethinā? (@Ruki)
> So why was it purple in the end?
October 22, 2018
> I accidentally bought this weird kind of water
> Even though itās water, it tastes like mandarin. The fuck is this?
> Whatever. Water is water
October 31, 2018
> Harvest festival, huh? What a nice day. If I had to prank either Sugar-chan or you, it would be you
December 23, 2018
> Hey. Do you have time right now?
> Tomorrowās Christmas Eve, right? Letās spend it together
> Shall we do something Christmas-like for the occasion? Like buying a giant cake and eating it together
> Also, letās hang up some socks by our pillow. Something might be in it when we wake up
> Donāt forget our promise,Ā ākay?
December 24, 2018
> Yo
> Iām on my way home. I was able to secure us a huge cake
> I want to quickly show this to you. Itāll blow your socks off! Iām not telling you what kind of cake it is just yet though
> How are things on your end? I asked you to knit the socks but do you think youāll get them ready on time? Mine are big and probably a lot of work, right?
> However, Iām looking forward to seeing how they turn out. Make sure to complete them
December 25, 2018
> Merry Christmas. There seriously were some presents inside the socks! ...Ah? It wasnāt me! ...Che. The fuck? You saw right through me. Oh well, thatās how it is so accept my present already
December 27, 2018
> Do you like vegetables too? (@Richter)
--> The Rejet_info account was tweeting out as Richter on this day, trying to get Yuma to do an interview for this Zero CD.
> Heeh, then which kind of feritlizer have you been using as of late? I found this really good kind the other day. The type of fertilizer that makes good use of its raw materials and makes the soil excellent, really drawing out its true power. (@Richter)
> You know, itās basic knowledge that you have to make a little ditch in the ground away from the roots and sprinkle the fertilizer in there? If you donāt even know that, are you really growing vegetables? (@Richter)
> No good. I canāt forgive you for trying to approach me with your lies and the fact you tried to pose as a vegetable lover is the worst. Just get out of my sight already (@Richter)
> The fuck? Thereās really those kind of dangerous guys out there? Guess it canāt be helped then. Then to make it up to me, bring some vegetables seeds with you at least. In that case, Iāll sit through your interview crap. So no more moping around,Ā ākay? (@Richter)
December 28, 2018
> A crazy amount of vegetable seeds were delivered. Is this the work of that guy from yesterday?
> Hah. To be able to gather this much, he must have some guts at least. In that case, I have to accept his conditions as well or else it wouldnāt make for a fair deal, right? Iāll do this interview or whatever.
> There you go, I answered everything. Well then, Iāll go plant these seeds in my garden right away. If I can grow a large amount of vegetables, Ruki and the others will be happy as well
