The Day the Ants Got Dental - CHAPTER 5 - "Grievances, Charts, and the Jukebox" (on Wattpad) https://www.wattpad.com/1641319151-the-day-the-ants-got-dental-chapter-5-grievances?utm_source=web&utm_medium=tumblr&utm_content=share_reading&wp_uname=dreamweaver69 Purple and Umbla never planned for their day to include cartoon portals, snack explosions, a malfunctioning rodent cannon, or a Yugo named Clack attempting spontaneous combustion - but that's life in the ParadoxicalVerse. Zippy vibrates, Slick panics, TONIA documents everything, and the ants? They want dental. When a smiling ant reveals human teeth and the diner collapses into musical chaos, the town faces its most absurd disaster yet. Fast, funny, surreal, and packed with characters who refuse to behave, this story proves one thing: if you've got a snack in hand... you might survive.
