#yrrhon

Bog man! There’s no need to feel down! I said, bog man! Raise some dead from the ground!

4. grabs all the free samples and leaves without buying anything?

Sio, he doesn’t even see anything remotely wrong with it.

5.buys one of those oversized teddy bears?

Íluve! She really likes stuffed animals and has moderate impulse control at best.

13. never makes it inside Costco because they spent all their money on girl scout cookies sold by the door?

Yrrhon, the soft-hearted artichoke, can’t refuse anybody, least of all kids.

16. Whenwas the last time they cried?

He picked up an exhausted beetle from the street and put it on a leaf by the road only to see a bird snatch it away moments later. It took him a few minutes to cry that one out.

23. What’stheir favorite way to relax?

Yrrhon has a private spot in Caledon where he makes a little grave, just a nice pebble (since there’s a lot) for every minion he’s lost that day. He enjoys that activity even when it makes him sad, because he feels it’s the right thing to do, and it calms him down. After that ritual of his, he gathers around his surviving minions and reads them a bedtime story.

24. Favoritetype of nonsexual intimacy?

Yrrhon really likes people doing things with his hair, be that braiding it, grooming the stalks or just stroking it - he’ll push his head into their hand like a cat. Alternatively, someone just letting him rest his head in their lap and doze off - he loves that.