yrevat: u best put that flamethrower away
effay: you mean to tell me i’m only level five
moku: i hate you
pyja: i love u
madison: it’s a natural phosphorescence
ken (in ken’s natural handwriting): dear diary i thought about neurotypicals today how do they work? scary shxt tbqh
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pokemon teams (or just one or two pokemon they’d travel w/)
i want to draw this but hey, note 2 self,
pyja: furret. he’d crawl around inside of her chestplate and leave hair everywhere but pyja would love him like no other
yrevat: torchic. a welding buddy and security system. enthusiastic about her ability to breathe fire
madison: larvesta. madison would have a harness for it so it wouldn’t have to walk anywhere and she’d spoil it. it probably thinks it’s taking care of mads (it’s not wrong)
ken: togekiss. did you know togekiss is bigger than ken is? incredible
moku: trapinch. really hot-blooded and loud and ruins all the furniture and moku loves that it does that
effay: charizard. her charizard thinks she is so cool. effay also thinks her charizard is so cool. her charizard is not cool at all.
Moku....BUT IF HE'S TOO JOKEY AT THIS POINT how about Yrevat!
moku AND yrevat under cut!
moku! i’m going to try to redeem this guy from shitpost hell!
2-4 songs that are probably on their iPod
the wilhelm screamix / fat city - son of salami
the one place they sometimes end up falling asleep — where they’re not supposed to
enjoys falling asleep in odd, unexpected places. often falls asleep in yrevat’s workshop, though (she drops a wrench on him every time and acts like it’s an accident)
the game they’d destroy everyone else at
league of legends (SHITPOST REDEMPTION IS NOT WORKING)
the emoticon they’d use most often
>=)
what they act like when they haven’t had enough sleep
really hyperactive, full of bad ideas but utterly convinced that they’re great ideas. sense of social boundary has dissolved. but moku enjoys his sleep so this will never happen
their preferred hot beverage on really cold nights. or mornings. or whenever.
moku likes coffee but hates caffeine so he’ll often drink a decaf mocha when it’s particularly cold
how they like to comfort/care for themselves when they’re in a slump
moku tries to bring himself to other people when he’s upset and will do some sort of gentle pranking so some attention will be thrown his way, good or bad
what they wanted to be when they grew up
wants a food cart in divinity’s reach; doesn’t know what he’d cook, only that he’d have a food cart for it (falafel or something)
their favorite kind of weather
sunshine that isn’t too dry
thoughts on their singing voice (decent? terrible? soprano? alto?)
???
how/what they like to draw or doodle
hidden dicks drawn on maps or in intimate, almost delicate locations (like the inside of a medicine cabinet or in a book)
yrevat!
2-4 songs that are probably on their iPod
september - earth wind and fire / take on me - a-ha
the one place they sometimes end up falling asleep — where they’re not supposed to
on top of a golem and she wakes up with circuit board marks on her face every time
the game they’d destroy everyone else at
team fortress 2
the emoticon they’d use most often
:?
what they act like when they haven’t had enough sleep
dead on her feet, will sleep at any provocation. hasn’t the physical endurance for allnighters
their preferred hot beverage on really cold nights. or mornings. or whenever.
hot broth! she usually has beef or chicken broth in ice cube trays in case of cold nights or whenever she wants an easy dinner
how they like to comfort/care for themselves when they’re in a slump
hot broth and cheesy romcoms
what they wanted to be when they grew up
to be a part of a krewe specialising in making optimisations for mass-produced golems
their favorite kind of weather
coastal summer mornings
thoughts on their singing voice (decent? terrible? soprano? alto?)
???
how/what they like to draw or doodle
the most she can doodle is little symbols in her repair notes
yrevat: early 80s / late 70s R&B / disco music, not too chaotic [ x x x ]pyja: floaty, synth-y, things she feels she can “communicate” with [ x x x ]ken: upbeat, danceable tunes (secretly listens to club music) [ x x x ]prism: very eclectic taste. will listen to anything you throw at themmoku: his entire life is a shitpost [ x x x ]mads: funk / electronic / vaporwave [ x x x ]effay: hip-hop, rap, rambunctious and powerful [ x x x ]
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yrevat: too busy with work for a lot of things but will do repairs for very cheap for friends, especially if they come bearing tasty meals as payment. will go out to eat somewhere if she's in the area, or in exchange for repair work. otherwise, sort of a distant friend but is always open to doing phonecalls while she works. makes time in her schedules for things like birthday parties and new years' celebrations, and to go out to do something with prism.
luca: organises meetings with friends and is the linchpin of a lot of her friend groups. always willing to hear people out, pays close attention to the moods of all her friends during parties and hates leaving people out. is that friend who will pay close attention to a story someone's telling even if everyone else is talking over them. an angel in leafy disguise. not the type to lean on anyone's shoulder, rather proud in that respect. when she has to lean on someone, she'll use ken.
prism: sort of a hermit, social anxiety keeps them from attending parties but loves small gatherings in which everyone eats some sort of nourishing meal and has a chill time at someone's place of residence later. can sometimes be hard to get a hold of, but tries their best to provide advice and be a shoulder for people to lean on in trying times. loves people, but doesn't have the energy for them a lot of the time.
ken: is usually called on to care for people when they're sick or when they're feeling emotionally terrible, or to be a ride home when people are planning on drinking. always attends new years' celebrations, but is otherwise elusive. occasionally leaves useful gifts on peoples' doorsteps. people are close to ken, but ken isn't close to anyone.
if cellphones existed and everyone used them because i am the sovereign ruler of domestic useless facts about characters
yrevat: shorthand master, texts a lot to keep in contact with customers. uses grammar and capitals but only because the phone inserts them by itself, so sometimes things don't have apostrophes or things have apostrophes that shouldn't. breaks her phones really often because they drop, so likely has a model of phone that she can equip with a chunky buff case.
prism: yappy social media buff, probably pays a lot of attention to their phone. prompt responses to texts, even has autoresponses programmed into their phone to tell people when they're sleeping. a model that's two iterations behind the current model because they don't like updating to something so expensive so quickly.
ken: will never respond to your texts about anything that's not important but will drop you occasional silly photos with sillier captions (i.e. an ant swarm with "Ant convention." or a dog sleeping with "What is this?"). notoriously hard to get a hold of. he looks and listens to every message he gets, though
luca: bug photo blogger, likely only uses her phone when she's out bug-watching, so when she's at home it stays on the charger. buys updated models of phone, specifically in the market for ones with good cameras, because she occasionally forgets her own camera at home. you'll text her and get a response within the next few days, or within a few minutes if you've caught her with her phone.
ken: style most likened to bajiquan. short range, very fast, very strong, very aggressive; a sharp contrast from their personality. rather attentive to their opponent's movements and is a fast learner, so can be very unpredictable. fights a lot for fun, tends to pull moves from all over the place just to see how they work.
ken's fighting style nets them a 10, but the fact that he sees fighting as little more than exercise brings it down to something like 8.
pyja: style most likened to aikido. redirects movement and energy, largely defensive. isn't that great of a hand to hand fighter, so gets by deflecting most everything, but reaction time can be somewhat slow. doesn't quite think on its feet and needs a bit of time to get used to not having a sword around, but once she's used to it, can hold her own. doesn't see what's so good about fighting when swordplay is much more useful.
i'd give pyja a solid 7, but it would get boring fighting them hand to hand after a while seeing as their style is largely defensive.
yrevat: judo. don't ask how an asura yrevat's age manages throws like ones seen in judo but she does. ruthless and cold, almost derisive style of fighting. doesn't particularly like sparring, but won't hesitate to throw some fool over her shoulder for giving her mouth. physical strength abound but lacks agility, but she doesn't think she needs it. she'll take whatever you dish at her and then some. doesn't train because she doesn't really want to.
11. has the physical strength and finesse which is scary enough as is, but that combined with her personality makes for a terrifying combo. thankfully, she sticks to her guns and bombs because fighting makes her knees ache.
prism: style most likened to tae kwon do. very fast and leg oriented, rather aerobic, a style picked up more for the edge it gives prism in dodging than anything else. needs wide space to do much of anything, but can be hard to catch. lacks physical strength, but makes up for it in agility and spunkiness.
prism, i'd say 4? it'd first be scary but once you get prism's patterns down it's just a matter of catching them
luca: boxer (brawler) or pro wrestling style. heavy fisted, doesn't tend to dodge a lot but has the physical strength to take hits and keep going. is a bit scared by her own excitement regarding fights. inexperienced with hand to hand due to her young age (she's less than a year old, give her a break) but she's sparring buddies with ken. wants to emulate a beetle's fighting style into her own.
luca is the least scary, at 3. she can deliver quite a punch and can take another few, but her inexperience can make her soft (give her a few months' training and she'll be quite a force of nature).