#yourfaveeatswetbread

When Marc Spector sees wet bread sitting innocently in the dappled moonlight in a dark alleyway, his first thought is not to leave the bread alone, as it could be a trap. No. His first thought is that he needs to eat the bread. He could be anywhere in the world, saving people, but as soon as he sees that bread, he is trapped in the mindset of wanting to eat it. Let’s hope he does not fail in his missions while he is being distracted by the bread, for fate is a cruel mistress.

Alador Blight loves wet bread. In the Boiling Isles, wet bread probably flies tbh and it’s as fascinating as butterflies. He regularly posts wet bread on his penstagram. The crowd loves it. When asked about it, he merely shrugs with a mouthful of wet bread and goes back to building abomination-based security doodahs. Odalia abhors this.

Why is it a secret, you may ask? Well, it’s because Corvus initially gave her the cold shoulder after he discovered her eating a loaf of wet bread under her bed. Now, he is shocked and disgusted at her audacity. All cursed children, it seems, likes wet bread. It is how they are picked out as cursed children, even without taking their birth, and subsequently death dates, into mind. The Republic is shameful. The children seek remorse.

Oh Nessie? Nessie IS the wet bread. She lives in a loch and everyone sees her head but do they know what lurks underneath…her true form…so majestic, so terrifyingly beautiful, oh Nessie I love you

Thank you to Andie for the icoNIC boi

Also props to these fanarts i’ve been stealing to make cursed content i promiSE you won’t be disappointed by these

There’s also some in his beard and his hat because why not >:)