#your-average-joke

Got bored, and decided to do this. 

Zodiac Sign: | Aries | Taurus | Gemini | Cancer | Virgo | Libra | Scorpio | Sagittarius | Capricorn | Pisces | Aquarius | Leo

Myers-Briggs: *ESFP * ISFP * ESTP * ISTP * ESTJ * ISTJ * ESFJ * ISFJ * ENFJ * INFJ *ENFP * INFP * ENTP * INTP * INTJ

Four Temperaments: Sanguine (secondary) | Melancholic | Choleric | Phlegmatic

Celtic Zodiac: *Birch (The Achiever) * Rowan (The Thinker) * Ash (The Enchanter) * Alder (The Trailblazer) * Willow (The Observer) * Hawthrone (The Illusionist) * Oak (The Stabilizer) * Holly (The Ruler) * Hazel (The Knower) * Vine (The Equalizer) * Ivy (The Survivor) * Reed (The Inquisitor) * Elder (The Seeker)

Soul Type: Hunter | Caregiver | Creator | Thinker | Helper | Educator | Performer | Leader | Spiritualist

Hogwarts House: *Gryffindor * Hufflepuff * Ravenclaw * Slytherin

Alignment: Lawful Good | Neutral Good |Chaotic Good | Lawful Neutral |True Neutral |Chaotic Neutral | Lawful Evil | Neutral Evil | Chaotic Evil

The Animal In You: *Lion * Tiger * Dolphin * Bear * Wild Cat * Fox * Weasel * Badger * Dog * Otter * Wolf * Sea Lion * Wild Dog * Walrus * Gorilla * Deer * Rhinoceros * Hippo * Sable * Horse * Sheep * Mountain Goat * Warthog * Zebra * Baboon * Elephant * Bison * Giraffe *Cottontail * Mole *Bat * Porcupine * Beaver * Prairie Dog * Shrew * Mouse * Eagle * Rooster * Owl * Swan * Peacock * Vulture * Penguin * Snake

What was your: 


Last drink: Coffee Last phone call: Mom to me Last text message: My BF. Last song you listened to: “Bonkers” by Dizzee Rascal Last time you cried: A couple of weeks ago, I think?

Have you ever:

Dated someone twice: Yes.- kinda. Been cheated on: Yeah Kissed someone and regretted it: Nah. Lost someone special: Yes. Been depressed: Yes. Been drunk and thrown up: No. List three favourite colours: Blue, black, red.

In the last year have you:


Made a new friend: Yeah. Fallen out of love:  Yes, both romantic and platonic. Laughed until you cried: Yes. Met someone who changed you: Yep. Found out who your true friends are: The SCOTUS decision has helped with that recently...   Found out someone who was talking about you: Yep

General:

How many people on your FB friends do you know in real life: 132 of 135 Do you have any pets: A black cat named Houdini  Do you want to change your name: No. What did you do for your last birthday: Slept in and nearly missed celebrating it during the daytime... What time did you wake up today:  12pm...1pm...4pm.. I didn’t feel well. What were you doing at midnight last night: Writing a vague outline for my proposal report. Name something you cannot wait for: My end of the summer semester (July 2nd) and then 4th of July Last time you saw your mother: Like, half an hour ago since she’s in the living room and I’m in my room.. What are you listening to right now: Nothing at the moment Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: …..idek What’s getting on your nerves right now: My proposal report. Blood Type: It’s O (idk if +/-) Nickname: Steph Relationship Status: Committed Relationship Zodiac Sign: Cancer Pronouns: she/her/hers  Favourite TV Show: Currently? Bones and/or Castle Tattoos: None. YET. Right or Left: Slightly ambidextrous, but prefer right handed  First surgery: Not applicable (None) First piercing: Ears. First best friend: A guy by the name of Kevin. (I’m still friends with him, slightly. He stays busy w/having a wife and daughter now). First sport you joined: None. I’m part of a Zumba Dance class and was part of Martial Arts but neither are team sports. First vacation: Like… “vacation”? Disney in FL when I was 7. First pair of trainers: idek

Right now:

Eating: Nothing. Drinking: Coffee I’m about to: Write more of my proposal report. Listening to: Nothing at the moment. Waiting for: My proposal report to just fuck me and then kill me mercifully. (not really. nothing to wait for atm) Want kids: I’m frustratingly biologically inclined to fancy the idea. Get married: *shrugs and makes non-committal gestures*  Career: I'm a full-time undergraduate student.

Which is better:

Lips or eyes: Eyes.  Hugs or kisses: Hugs AND kisses. Shorter or taller: Taller. Short ppl have even shorter tempers...  Older or younger: Older. Me + younger doesn’t work to well. Romantic or spontaneous: Kinda both.  Nice stomach or nice arms: It doesn’t matter. Sensitive or loud: Neither. One is too tiptoey and the other would get on my nerves.  Hook up or relationship: Relationship. Hookups are a waste of my time. Trouble maker or hesitant: hesitant because I’m the troublemaker. If there was two of us we’d prob be in jail or dead.

Have you ever:

Kissed a stranger: Kinda.- I was introduced to them and then they smooched me cause that was their habit. Drank hard liquor: Nope Sex on the first date: No. Broken someone’s heart: Yes. Had your own heart broken: Yes. Been arrested: No, thankfully. Cried when someone died: Yes. Fallen for a friend: Yes.

Do you believe in:

Pearl/Rose night before the war? (if you're not into SU, then some Korrasami after korra and asami finally have time for eachother?)

Not into SU.....but I can write a little Korrasami.

Being the Avatar had many responsibilities, Korra knew that, but she didn’t know that so many diplomatic excursions would have to be done in the peace era that had begun. Sure, she was glad that there was somewhat peace now, but boy did she have to run about everywhere. Thankfully, as every day that went by she knew she was another day closer to seeing Asami.

When her leave week finally came so she could go home, she couldn’t get there quick enough. Asami and she had moved into a new home just on the outskirts of the City to get away from the city and to enjoy one another’s time. 

When she arrived she bellowed out joyfully, like she loves to do, “Honey! I’m home!” as she threw her bags to the wayside of the door.

Asami’s footsteps could be heard clacking on the upperfloor’s flooring as she made her way downstairs. When she saw Korra she wrapped her in the largest hug possible before the two separated long enough to kiss one another sweetly but with earnest.

“Welcome home.” Asami gently greeted, her fingers interlacing with Korra’s.

Congrats on graduating !! :D