Nov 2, 2021
if garlic isn't fatal for vampires just really bad for them, you cannot convince me that Will hasn't had to fight Dan to stop him eating garlic bread, and then hands it off to Kyle who panics and sticks the whole stick of bread in his mouth
#vampires beign the lactose intolerants of the world#dan pls we are begging stop trying to eat garlic mayo#but it just tastes so much better#but dude its never worth it...never#right so we have the stakes the knives the holy water...what am i missing bohs#your garlic EpiPen#woody and kyle find it really fun to stab dan with it#when one of them is sad/mad dan will purposfully eat too mcuh garlic so they can stab him and cheer up#like 'bring out the chicken kiev boys! kyles pissed at me'#kyle waitign as long as possible to stab him when hes super pissed#charlie hates this because hes always worried dan will die...again#so he tries and hides all the garlic and is always like...im alergic tk chickleas we cant have hummus!#dude we saw you had falafel for tea yesterday#shutup will i am trying to safe daniels u dead life rn#vampstille#diordan#mine
