#youknowyouredeafwhen

you have better cat reflexes and peripheral vision compared to those who can hear yet you don’t know why hearing people think deaf people are bad drivers.

that tv show “Switched at Birth” came on air, it was only what people could talk about.

you can ignore people easily by turning off your hearing aids.

for some reason, people assume you know braille because you know ASL.

you have zero privacy, thanks to the “deaf world” for being small that word gets around fast.

you say goodbye to your friends, then have to say goodbye again an hour later, because deaf people always have “just one more thing” to talk about. Always.

you go to deaf parties only to find yourself surrounded by people you used to go out with.