youhein replied to your post:someone mention dad jokes? fugaku is one.
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youhein replied to your post:someone mention dad jokes? fugaku is one.
CHOKE SON SPIT
câmon ITACHI U KNOW IT WAS FUNNY

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ULTIMATE SHIP MEME.  ll  @youheinââ  ll  accepting !
AFFECTIONATE Holding hands ( and lots of âinspectingâ hands as well ) | Cheek kisses ( like, unless it counts when heâs kissing everything of that face and also kisses. but i think that classes as smth else ) | Hugs from behind | Cuddling | Hand kiss | PDA | Spooning ( maybe ⌠but sleeping together?? trus t  ??????????? hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh uhh no ) | Shared baths ( !!! ) | Whispers ( uhh yeah. and creepily possessive / affectionate ones, sure ) | Affectionate texts | Caressing | Stroke hair | No displays of affection
SEXShower sex ( thatâs a hazard, itachi, donât want u breaking ur long legs now do we. also i. i do not want to break my legs. that was a no fuck off stop - hn n n - fu  ck â bATH. BATH OR IâLL PUNT YOUR HEAD THROUGH THE SHOWERWALL, BITCH ) | Wall sex necking | Neck bites ( Sasori likes to hold fast and grind ) | Oral | Morning sex | Drunk sex ( lowered inhibitions?????? even less morality or filters????? wicked eyes and smirks and heightened sadism???? if yes then yes ) | Public sex | Backseat of car ( semi- confined spaces where he can use a lot of shit for leverage and also lock itachi in place?????? y e s sss ss s s s ) | BDSM | No sex
DATESPicnic | Cinema | Restaurant | Sports game | Hike | Coffee | Museum ( okay but they are going to snark abt everything, and be knowitalls. âŚor sasori is, anyway ) | Club ( heard Itachi ainât one for those. Sasori likes getting lost in the crowd, but only for a little bit before it starts freaking him the fuck out ) | Bar | Beach ( he literally likes long chilled out strolls on the beach iâm gonna cry iâm sure itâs bc heâs getting in touch with his natural habitat aka salt ) | No dates
WOULD MY CHARACTER:
Marry them? Yes | No | âŚHave sex on the first date? Yes | No | the sheer amount of ways in which sasori can    have sex without ever actually having sex is overwhelming okay i canât really    answer no bc he would be fucking itachi 3600 ways from sunday just by saying hi    how bitter do you take your coffeeConfess their attraction first? Yes | NoHave children/adopt? Yes | NODie for your character? Yes | No | ⌠donât. Cheat on your character? Yes | No | heâll do what he wants and if that doesnât work out    it doesnât???  depends on what itachi wants out of a relationship, reallyLie to them? Yes | No Cuddle after sex? Yes | NoÂ
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THAT WAS SO OGOOD AAAAAAAAAAAAA
WASNT IT?? i actually felt it in my chest to see my girl finally setting sail
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youhein -sasuke killing all of konoha********
amber voice: FUCKING NICE.
spoopidori -In retrospect... imagine Naruto killing Sasuke because that was Sasuke's plan all along 8')))
what the fuck N O
feistyhabanero -And Kushina comes back from the dead and creates the Fifth Shinobi War. :'D
STAY IN UR LANE AUNTIE.Â
mudanaa -sasori voice: good riddance
karin voice: mmmmmhm. who needs him?Â

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youhein zaeimae: @scorpitails
bc u KNOW he doesnt participate in this nonsense âŚ
is itachi the caretaker
he is if we poison his dango
@youhein if itachi is the caretaker heâs doing a SHIT job.