#youcanlevitateme

Different coats for different popes?

Different pokes for different blokes.

1. First impression: I genuinely do not know how or why I followed you or you followed me, but you must not have reblogged too much stuff which is always the deciding factor. I liked that you were smart and open about yourself.2. Truth is: Knowing you has had an immense influence on my development as a human being, and I hope that even on your darkest day you remember that. You’ve made a difference.3. How old do you look: Old enough for rock n’ roll, too young to die.4. Have you ever made me laugh: I don’t really follow people who don’t.5. Have you ever made me mad: You’ve posted some hard truths that have frustrated me because they’re challenging. Wouldn’t have it any other way. 6. Best feature: Your tenacious dedication to your ideals and ability to call bullshit wherever you find it. Also you’ve got a rockin’ set.7. Have I ever had a crush on you: I’d be crazy not to, or at least dead inside (which might still be true.)8. You’re my: Feminist idol9. Name in my phone: It WOULD be “The One and Only Yasmin Mackie”10. Should you post this too? You already went and did.

Messy though

Basically anytime anyone has ever seen me throw up. Usually girls.

Yesterday was such a nice day. It was so nice that I skipped law to go outside and play, figured, eh, it’s a sub, it won’t make a difference. Now, later that evening, Mom got a call from the attendance robot, saying I’d skipped. So I bullshit her at first, saying “Yeah, we had a sub, he must’ve written it down wrong,” and she says “Okay, no big deal, wouldn’t have mattered to me anyway.” So I figured Eh, why bother?” Because I don’t like to lie if I don’t have to, so I square it out with mom and admit “Yeah, I skipped.” Well, okay, she’s not happy, but we’re cool. No big deal. So today, I decided my skipping days were behind me, and went to class, did my work like a good little boy, and went home, proud of myself. And yet, after dinner, Mom almost immediately comes over to me and says “So are you having trouble in 5th period? It says you skipped again.” Woah, what?? I actually go to class and this is the thanks I get? I’ve often had this theory about my ability to be precognisant in my writing; like, some of the stuff I wrote in Summer of Sixteen ended up happening to me, and in Night Sessions, among other things, but this is just whack, man. So now I don’t think mom trusts me, since it’s so unlikely. I don’t believe it myself, but I’ve got work in my binder to prove it.