Apr 11, 2020
*checks my pulse*
Yep. Still pissed off that Sabrina said “Such a pretty kitty, and what’s your name?” and then the title slamcuts to “Wednesday” writ large and they did not name the cat Wednesday.
Because dodging Salem and naming them after the daughter of the Addams’s? That would have been iconic.
And the slamcut to something misleading is just bad cinema.
Just like when, in part 3, Lilith leads Sabrina to her first soul collection, they start moving, and the title goes SCOTLAND, and it’s not Lilith and Sabrina in Scotland.... their bit is over. That is flying in the face of film language. We are getting broken cinema here.
