#yolo!!

thanks for the tag my gorgeous mil 🩷 @static-radio-ao3

Watching (redacted) felt like two hands wrapping around his still beating heart, jagged claws digging in deep, slicing through muscle and arteries, squeezing tight enough to bruise—no, tight enough to kill.

But his horror only paralyzes him for a split second before he’s moving, moving so fast the world blurs around him.

His scream tears from his throat and he stumbles, choking on the only word he can manage, the only word that matters. “James!”

Hey-- hey. Excuse me. [[ Authority voice: activate! ]] Are you even supposed to be in here?

HHNNMMGGGGG (edit from paula like days later: I PUT SO MUCH FUCKING EFFORT INTO THIS ASK LIKE I BRAINED SO MUCH!!! LITERALLY AHHHH its so funny but like!! characters like Jeff and Ben could be so many different characters in the office!)

Jeff: Andy (alt. Jim or Ryan)Ben: Erin  (alt. Pam or Michael)

Toby: DwightClockwork: Angela 

LJ: Michael

Jane: Jan (except like---- probably not a relationship with Michael. but she is def. a Jan)

Tim: JimBrian: Pam (or toby hehehe)

EJ: probably Stanley