YogsRP (or at least the latter of it)
Sjin: You were a fantastic poolboy.
Nilesyy: *nods, not exactly able to talk at the moment*
Sjin: I'm sure Sips is actually proud.
Martyn: *is laying on his back, more moans of pain**
Rythian: *runs over to check on martyn*
Sjin: Oh god, are you okay?
Nilesyy: *died with a smile on his face*
Martyn: *he's back, but unconscious*
Rythian: *looks at nilsey*
Rythian: He made a difference.
Sjin: Beige glasses guy? You... alright? Please-
Sjin: God damn it, be okay.
Nilesyy: *ghosty rises out of his body with a glowing smile on his face*
Zoeya (mercury): Nilesy...
Nilesyy: *rushes over and hugs Sjin*
Sjin: I didn't even know him for that long... *tears* And yet, he fucked everything up... And I-
Sjin: No, we, tried to kill him... And now he's dead?
Rythian: I NEED YOU TO TELL ME SOMETHING
Rythian: right now... does it feel like a dwarf is pissing on you
Nilesyy: You were the best boss ever.
Sjin: N-no?! Why would you even say that.
Rythian: He say you were a good boss.
Martyn: *moans in minor pain as he slowly wakes up*
Sjin: Oh jesus I feel so cold.
Nilesyy: *looks over at Martyn and smiles* Have fun being alive again.
Rythian: *to air* goodbye nilsey.
Sjin: How the fuck will I tell Sips!!?
Nilesyy: *looks over at Rythian and smiles* Bye, friend.
Martyn: N-Nilesy... *looks over at Nilesy* Bye Nilesy...
Nilesyy: Oh...I think it's time for me to go, guys...
Martyn moans in more pain.
Martyn: Guys... I'm alive?...
Sjin: Oh god right! Martyn, y'all right?
Nilesyy: *looks over at Zoey* Yeah?
Martyn is lifted up by Rythian.
Zoeya (mercury) just sort of stands there
Rythian: here, let me help you
Sjin: Is there anything I can do?
Rythian: we have a spare bed in the castle, you can stay there until you recover.
Martyn: th-thank you... s-so much...
Sjin: I-I think I have a potion of health or something... *rustles through inventory*
Rythian: Zoey, could you help me carry him?
Nilesyy: *floats over to Martyn* Hey...want me to tell Toby anything?
Zoeya (mercury): I think...
Sjin: Here! *hastily shoves potion into Rythian's face*
Rythian: Oh.. um thank you.
Martyn: I'm sure he'll hear me... *smiles at Toby* Toby...
Zoeya (mercury) helps rythian with martyn
Martyn: I'll miss you buddy...
Martyn: I thought you moved on...
TOBY: ;A; *"GET BETTER SOON" written with sacrificial blood*
Nilesyy: ...guys, I really gotta go! I forgot why I even did this in the first place!
TOBY: DUDE NO STAYING HERE
Martyn: C-Can I have that p-potion...
Rythian: Goodby Toby, Nilesy..
Rythian: oh, yes of course.
Martyn: Toby... Nilesy... I'll miss you guys...
Rythian feeds potion to Martyn
Nilesyy: See you all on the flipside!
TOBY: STOP BEING SO CASUAL WITH THIS
Nilesyy starts floating away, muttering to himself
Martyn drinks the potion.
TOBY SHEDS A SINGLE MAN TEAR
Zoeya (mercury) holds back tears and whispers
Nilesyy: Now...how did Notch want that pool again...?
Rythian: *pats Zoey on back*
Nilesyy crosses over. He is not of this world. He is.....DEAD. (dun dun dun)
Sjin: *shaky voice* Now I just tell Sips, I guess? Augh, I don't know what to do anymore...
TOBY: *crying noises in the distance*
Zoeya (mercury) starts crying and half smiling at martyn
Martyn: Sjin... Do what... ever.. you think... you should do...
Martyn smiles weakly at Toby
Zoeya (mercury): w...ooooooo.........
Sjin: Martyn, don't try to speak. Okay? It's, better that way anyway...
Sips casually strolls on by. On a nice naturewalk. Because nature walks are manly.
Zoeya (mercury): ((pff check ur privelege i did a sad rp with her))
Sips spots Sjin and walks over. what are you doing?! You're supposed to be working, you dumdum!
Sjin: Sips! I- Don't know what I'm doing... Sorry...
Sjin: I came here looking for you and now...
Sips: What did you screw up THIS time?
Sjin: No, it...it wasn't me...
Martyn: He... didn't screw... up...
Sjin: Or maybe it was? I don't know! *whines*
Sips: What happened, anyway.
Sjin: *blurts out* It was beige glasses guy!
Martyn: I- I'm back Sips... R-Remember I died...
Sips: Didn't we fire him AGES ago?
Zoeya (mercury): *just sort of*
TOBY: dude we were having a moment until you came crashing in
Sjin: I showed up, and it was all magically, and, and he-
Sips: *looks over* Oh, its bandana kid.
Sjin: S-Sips, I don't know what to do anymore...
Zoeya (mercury): *sits down on the floor*
TOBY: do u tink dis is a jok
Sips: Whoopdee doo! One less traitor to worry about.
Sips: You could...get over it.
Sjin: No! Sips! I swear to god...
Martyn: I-If it wasn't for Nilesy... I'll be still dead...
Sips: Okay, someone explain.
Sips: Or you're all taking a trip to the interview chamber.
Martyn starts coughing violently.
Rythian: Nilesy gave his life for a cause this time
Rythian: instead of being senslessly murdered by you two science goons
Sips: *walks over to Sjin*...okay, look.
Sips: I'm sure whatever happened, he's happy with his decision.
Sjin: Even to the very end, he...he was a good poolboy...
Martyn can't talk because he's still coughing.
Sjin: Even if he did fuck a few things up. *smile*
Sips: Couldn't build a pool for his life, but he tried.
Rythian: *looks at Martyn* I'll go get you another postion.
Sips: How about...we do something in his honor or something.
Sips: Like, make him a sign.
Sips: Would that make you happy?
Sjin: Yes, Sips. I think it'd make him happy too.
Rythian: *brings back potion*
Rythian: Here martyn *gives potion*
Sips: Okay then. We can make some time for it in our schedule then.
Martyn coughs violently before taking the potion and drinking it
Sips rolls his eyes and shoves Sjin's shoulder jokingly
Sjin: Hey! Don't panhandle the prime merchandise!
Rythian: I don't know if I'm comfortable letting you two science freaks take Nilesy's body
Martyn: P-Please... Don't fight...
Martyn: C-Can I get a bed please?...
((pRETTY FUCKING GOOD IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF))