#yesevls

☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ HAN YESEUL  ✉  ⇐   The guy in front of me in Walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I’m curious and horrified at the same time.

♡┋ ❛  JEREMY  ✉  fuck off.  ➪  that right there is the man of my dreams.

☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟHAN YESEUL  ✉  ⇐  To quote Mean Girls, you’re a fugly slut.

♡┋ ❛  CHIM  ✉  raging hormonal bitch.  ➪  wow i LOOOVE when you talk dirty to me. tell me more

♡┋ ❛  CHIM  ✉  raging hormonal bitch.  ➪  but hey, that makes two of us, y a y （⊃≧ω≦(´ω｀*⊂) how are you gonna welcome me into the fugly slut club, prez of homely hoes ??

♡┋ ❛  CHIM  ✉  raging hormonal bitch.  ➪  i propose one of those idiotic mean girls drinking games & ……. IF and only *if* i get drunk enough maybe ill be down to help you improve your subpar makeout skills for a lil while but … not making any promises here ;~)

☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟHAN YESEUL  ✉  ⇐  Come over. With condoms.

♡┋ ❛  CHIM  ✉  raging hormonal bitch.  ➪  needy much ?? lol .. is chae gone or will she be there too ? god i hope she will

♡┋ ❛  CHIM  ✉  raging hormonal bitch.  ➪  idk how much you remember from last night bc i have holes in my memory too but ik the dude we brought home had only one condom and tore it so i had to give him my last ones bc fuck if i’d let him go raw. long story short, i have to go steal some from minmin

♡┋ ❛  CHIM  ✉  raging hormonal bitch.  ➪  ill be with you in uhh.. five, hot stuff （＊＾ω＾）♪

☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟHAN YESEUL  ✉  ⇐  I’m eating macaroni and cheese on a slice of pizza and autocorrect just wrote that text for me pretty much, what’s your night like

♡┋ ❛  CHIM  ✉  raging hormonal bitch. [ VOICE MESSAGE ]   ➪ heeeey babe, i’m.. holy shit, i don’t even know whether you can hear me over the fucking music, but i’m on a break. two more hours of dancing & sitting on nasty laps & i’m homeeee, thank fuck.. save me a slice of your creation for when i’m baaaack, hoe. i’m literally fucking starving & the only thing i can eat here is dick which.. no, thank you. not tonight.   ——-   i know, shocker. shut up.

☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ HAN YESEUL  ✉  ⇐   [image attached] me and your best friend ;)

♡┋ ❛  JEREMY  ✉  fuck off.  ➪  i mean, he has chlamydia and a cocaine addiction

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                             ➥  (  @yesevls  )

               puzzled by a begging, though feverish & sugary sweet chaerin, the blue-haired coquette’s orbs are shifting between her puppy-like countenance & a head poking out from behind her shoulder, belonging to no other than her gorgeous accessory, dylan. a dark, arched brow is hidden behind colourful bangs, though, the teasing inquisitiveness & curiosity are still present on her visage in a form of an evanescent smirk.         ❛    o-kaysies, lil mice. i’ll sacrifice for the greater good & switch rooms for tonight, no prob. i could use a break from dylie’s snoring anyway. good luck with that, babe.      ❜          her laughter chimes through the room as the older pecks her cheek & flees the scene with her partner in crime. minutes later, chimlin interrupts them in order to gather needed nighttime belongings & only then does she venture into her new room. dramatically she plops onto chaerin’s bed & presses her back against the mattress, only then glancing up at her current roommate.            ❛     rin wanted to spend the night with dyl. we figured you wouldn’t mind me being here & that your ass would probably go who the fuck knows where anyway. so.     ❜         she briefly explains her presence as she brings her hands in her line of sight, studying the brand new holographic polish that’s coating her nails by repeatedly making minuscule movements with thin fingers.

☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ HAN YESEUL  ✉  ⇐   Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys

♡┋ ❛  DAEHYUN  ✉  seuseu. ➪ do yk who deserves nice sex toys as well ? me.

♡┋ ❛  DAEHYUN  ✉  seuseu. ➪ and do you know whose birthday it is soon ? mine.

☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ HAN YESEUL ✉  ⇐   Need to bury a body, it’s urgent

♡┋ ❛  CHIM  ✉  raging hormonal bitch. ➪ have you finally managed to suck the soul out of some poor fucker after you were done banging him

♡┋ ❛  CHIM  ✉  raging hormonal bitch. ➪ or was it a geezer who had a heart attack bc the bj was to die for >??? wouldn’t be surprised if some dumb bitch tried to take a nail polish you wanted to buy in front of you

♡┋ ❛  CHIM  ✉  raging hormonal bitch. ➪ i’m coming, where the fuck are you

☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ HAN YESEUL  ✉  ⇐   ABORT MISSION! ABORT MISSION! HE IS A TRIPLET, WE DON’T HAVE TO FIGHT OVER HIM WE CAN HAVE AN ORGY INSTEAD

♡┋ ❛  CHIM  ✉  raging hormonal bitch. ➪ hallelujah. thank u sweet baby jesus. bless.

☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ HAN YESEUL  ✉  ⇐  the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?

♡┋ ❛  DAEHYUN  ✉  seuseu. ➪ lol rmr how i disappeared for a hot minute last night ?? when i came back you were shitfaced & had smth written on your hand, ig it was that

♡┋ ❛  DAEHYUN  ✉  seuseu. ➪ good advice tho, sober!seulie

☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ HAN YESEUL  ✉  ⇐  You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.

♡┋ ❛  DAEHYUN  ✉  seuseu. ➪ STOP TRYING TO SELL ME YOUR LIES HAN YESEUL, IM NOT BUYING THIS BULLSHIT

♡┋ ❛  DAEHYUN  ✉  seuseu. ➪ IF YOU REALLY LOVED ME, YOUD BE SHARING THAT WINE WITH ME RN WHAT THE HECFKKKKKKKK

☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ HAN YESEUL ✉  ⇐  yOU’RE SO BEAUTIFUL !!>!

♡┋ ❛  DAEHYUN  ✉  seuseu. ➪ noo, noo stop ::/ 

♡┋ ❛  DAEHYUN  ✉  seuseu. ➪ that’s called the power of makeup + knowing your angles .. you’d be scared if you saw me when my face is not painted lol