#yeolol

friday:

snow day again wow party in the nka i goodamn love my firm

stupid snee @yeolol said tumblr dinner at 7:30 so i fucking drive down from the north pole to the goddamn south pole location that they picked through the goddamn snow, take about five years to find a parking spot and take another five to actually park it with the help of four different locals (douchebags to either side of me both fucking parked inside my lane omg kill you kill you all fucking downtown no not makin my way downtown driving fast killing locals and i'm homebound dunununununun dundununnnunun NO)

also because snee told me it was kbbq so i didn't eat dinner to save my stomach but everyone actually arrived at like 8:30 so haaaaAAAAA stomach eating self mmh self osmosis so good MMH YUMMY

time for some 爆料 ok wow lynna @baekhan you are so tiny and cute omg hi fangirling over you on my drive back and mel @jungdaehyuns you are so friendly and easy to get along with i fucking love you also you are tall goddamn i hate you get out and your fucking glass blocked my view of the kbbq grill for like 80% of the time so yeah xoxo naw i kid i love you and julie @mistar rotflmao you sound like 杨幂 i liek yor voice ok and snee @yeolo goddamn you are a powerhouse basically attacking all the meat good for you excellent and yes we shall collaborate on an architecture competition to blow your prof out of the water rotflmao also pls to remember my three tickets for the aias ball ok xoxo and annie @?????? i don't even know you cry so hard and i don't even know if you'll even see this but can someone who knows this girl pass along the fact that i think she is beri beri pretty and would've talked to you more if mel's face wasn't cockblocking us all night ROTFLMAO

so then we ate like lots of meat and i kept dribbling over mel bc food was beside her and i couldn't reach eeyyyyyy 

and then something something i forget but we left fucking late like at 10:30p even though i told my cowork i was going to be at her house at like 10 the latest bc we had something to do the next morning so i had to crash at her place bc i live in north pole while she lives in not so north pole like on the map it would be somewhere around mexico so yeah basically drove for five years got to her place just before midnight dafuq downtown traffic also has anyone tried to drive on wet streetcar tracks bc fuuuuuuuuck you cannot do that

laughed for five hours at animal impressions + watched north korean news until fucking 2am even though we had to wake up early kms why WHY

her dog is cute

saturday:

lol did you say you wanted to wake up at 8 bc woke up at 9 HAAAAAHAAA

run the fuck out to the car and try to drive as fast as possible but GODDAMN this chick doesn't know directions and we spent a good 15 minutes just trying to get out of her residential area bc no left turns no uturns GODDAMN CAN I DO ANYTHING IN THIS PLACE

finally made it out and rushed to the library to line up for passes to this place we wanted to go to but we arrived a few minutes late so they ran out fml nope 

drink woes away by ordering xxxxxl hocho from tims but fucking roll up the rim is over??!?!????????FUUUUUUUCK U pms

die of diabetes

lounge at mcd's, contemplate going to the gym, end up buying deep fried crab legs (basically my life in one sentence actually)

drive to supermarket to shop for mom lolling so hard omg this part is hilarious if you speak chinese i might upload a photo but basically my mom told me a list of things in chinese to buy but my chinese is like lol u tried and i just wrote things down in chinese/pinyin/english/scribbly pictures pmsl she wanted 小鸡蛋 and i forgot how to write 蛋 so i got as far as 小鸡 and it just became 小鸡egg ppppppissing myself no

realize i fucking have to teach art back at the north pole at 3:30p, still had to go to gift shop to buy things for mom + send coworker home + drive home and by this time it was like 3:27 HAAAAA 3 min to run across the globe basically i quit

realizing that i didn't do any lesson plan preparations LOOOOOL FML GOODBYE

did i mention i also did not get enough sleep and only had sugar and oil the entire day and my brain is not functional

how did i make it home alive pretty sure i ran over at least a dozen cars

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