#yeffror

The following is a rejected script from an early season of Breaking Bad.

[Scene: Saul Goodman is driving through the scenic mountains of Montana, with a look of anticipation on his face. He arrives at a cosy lodge where his bi-annual lawyering meetup is taking place. As Saul enters the lodge, he is greeted by three familiar faces – Jeff, Geoffry, and Yeffroy.]

Saul: Well, well, well, if it isn't the three stooges of law. How's it hanging, fellas?

Jeff: Hey Saul, good to see you. Always a pleasure to catch up with my favourite lawyer.

Geoffry: Hey Saul, how's business treating you these days?

Yeffroy: Saul, it's been too long. We missed having you here at our meetups.

Saul: Yeah, yeah, enough with the pleasantries. Let's get down to business. Who's ready to lawyer up and have a good time?

Jeff: Actually, Saul, we've made some changes since the last time you were here.

Saul: Changes? What kind of changes?

Geoffry: We've all decided to go sober and give up string cheese.

Saul: [disgusted] What? Sober? No string cheese? What kind of madness is this? You guys have gone soft on me.

Yeffroy: Saul, it's for the best. We were getting a little out of control with our drinking and snacking habits. We figured it was time to clean up our act.

Saul: Clean up our act? Are you kidding me? This is a lawyering meetup, not some sobriety retreat. I can't believe you guys would do this to me.

Jeff: Look, Saul, we still value your friendship and your expertise. We just thought it was time for a change.

Saul: Well, I don't like this change one bit. I came here to let loose, have a few drinks, and enjoy some damn string cheese. And now you're telling me I can't do that? No way. I'm outta here.

[Saul storms out of the lodge, getting into his car and driving away with fury in his eyes.]

[Scene: Saul is driving back home, fuming over what happened at the lawyering meetup. He can't believe that his friends would betray him like this.]

Saul: [talking to himself] Those guys have lost their damn minds. Going sober? Giving up string cheese? What kind of world are we living in?

[The camera pans out as Saul continues to drive, leaving the mountains of Montana behind him. The screen fades to black as the sound of Saul's car fades away.]