"Can someone explain to me why there is so much butt-touching?"

I'm an after school counselor for 10 year olds

that moment when Leven doesn't really like anyone yet.

Honestly, I don't know any other state, city or country that has multiple weather happening at the same time or the same day. Seattle may be be cold & wet most of the times, but it can get very hot & dry as well. Seattle weather just picks randomly on a day where it can be hot or cold. I don't like it when people diss on Seattle just because Seattle is known as cold & wet. There are other weathers that goes on in Seattle too you know. I think Seattle is amazing even though I was not born in this city, but I was born in this state. 

I read what they say. I think of a million ways I can reply to it without sounding stupid. I realize it has been 30 minutes-3 hours since I got the text. Then I end up sending the first thing I wanted to say in the beginning. Which turns out to be the dumbest thing I can possibly say, so I put my phone on silent and throw it as far as possible from me. Then the cycle begins all over again. This is how I text him.