#yeaayyyyy

well i started watching buffy mid season seven and they were already all hot and heavy with their quiet love so that pretty much did it for me

have you ever read fanfiction about (2. ian/mickey)?

umm probably? i mean i'm sure i have and there was that really popular fic that everyone was worshipping for a while but i can't remember the name. i'm not overly into shameless fic apologies world

has a picture of (4. achilles/patroclus ) ever been your screensaver/profile pic/etc.?

no i don't think i've ever been that deep

why is (1. courfeyrac/combeferre) so important?

how long you got

is (4. achilles/patroclus) a serious or funny ship?

literally nothing about them is funny i'm about to cry thinking about their deaths this is terrible

out of all the ships which one has the most chemistry?

spike/buffy all the fucking way

out of all the ships which one has the strongest bond?

remus/sirius because it's been broken and reforged like some kind of blacksmithing metaphor i can't think of at the moment

how many times have you watched/read (2. ian/mickey)’s source material?

twice, once on my own and once with the fam

which ship lasted the longest?

like, which have i shipped for the longest amount of time? spike/buffy, but achilles and patroclus' love continued on into the afterlife sooo

how many times have (5. spike/buffy) broken up?

i have no idea they like refuse to admit they're together for a season and a half and have so many issues it's ridiculous who even knows anymore

if the world was suddenly thrust into a zombie apocalypse, which ship would come out alive, (1. courfeyrac/combeferre) or (3. remus/sirius)

well remus and sirius do have magic and courfeyrac and combeferre have a habit of dying in battle that can be a bit pesky. now that i think about it so do remus and sirius. and achilles and patroclus. and spike and buf- wait what the fuck what the

did (4. achilles/patroclus) have to hide their relationship for any reason?

do you want me to cry on you

is (5. spike/buffy) still together?

going off only tv show canon here, spike is kinda dead so

is (1. courfeyrac/combeferre) canon?

no

if all five ships were put together in The Hunger Games, who would win?

oh my god i mean buffy's the slayer, and spike's a vampire, and two of them are wizards, and mickey and ian are hella southside-

nah you know what buffy would win fuck that noise

has anyone ever tried to sabotage (5. spike/buffy)’s relationship?

[side-eyes xander, that one principle guy, riley and angel] only a little

which ships would you defend til death and beyond?

probably all of them except i wouldn't even go near defending ian/mickey's writing team

have you ever spent hours a day going through (3. remus/sirius)’s Tumblr page?

tumblr page not so much. ao3 tag, oh you betcha iris

if an evil witch descended from the sky and told you you had to pick one of the five ships to break up forever which ship would you sink?