Thank you!

tbh I’ve been playing far too many hours of this game. Having waaaaay too much fun. Good to hear my hard work has paid off within this virtual world’s context!

I’m afraid simply refollowing me doesn’t “fix” the problem. It’s not the sort of problem that can be “fixed.” I am incredibly hurt and offended. 

My powers of procrastination are growing too strong! Send help!

Well, I’m going to have to throw John, Sherlock, Harry and Severus under the bus (the Knight Bus) or in front of a taxi (a London black cab) and go for Luke and Leia. I don’t think they’re really twins, because Padme was not at ALL big enough at the end of that third movie to have twins. I mean really - please! She looked about seven months pregnant with a Hobbit, not nine months pregnant with TWINS. So, yep. Luke and Leia. Only Leia is trans because I can only write slash. And  I don't want to argue about whether that's really slash because I'm watching "Say Yes to the Dress" right now.

I would suggest you think of five more things you’d do if you had a penis. Then answer #41, 88 and 93 (I did not look at the list and have no idea what these are!)

Probably a fox, because they remind me of both cats and dogs and I want one as a pet because I feel like they are likely to be cuddly dogs that are sort of also cats.