#yarrow slaps

I was at 509 Cultural Annex with Michelle Guintu and Rye Purvis working on a proposal. 

Suddenly, we heard someone banging on the door and mumbling something loudly. We were all quiet and telepathically ignored it. We were in the TL so random people banging on the door didn’t phase us. 

They did it again and I said, “Hello?” No response. We ignored it again because it sounded real.

Then it got silent and we all looked at each other like... soooo we should keep working right?

Until finally Yarrow starts laughing and demanded, “Open the door! It’s Yarrow!”

We all laughed and shook our heads. He came in with two homies and said, “ We saw the gate open so we wanted to stop by.”

I said, “Let’s do your Q&A!”

# Introduce yourself.

Y.S.

# Are you usually early, late, or right on time?

I’m pretty much on time because I believe in being on time.

# What was the last thing you ate?

Fuckin’ chicken curry.

# For 30 million, would you chew on and shallow 30 used band-aids?

(laughs out loud) Maybe.

# What’s your zodiac sign?

L-E-O

# Favorite childhood memory.

I don’t know right now.

# What are three things you can’t live without?

Family, vagina, and just like, art, I guess.

# What’s your favorite color?

I don’t believe that there’s enough colors. I want more colors.

# The letter T is for.....

Tom from Myspace.

# What does your name mean?

YS: It’s like a plant/ flower that can stop bleeding. I’m in the Bible, I think.

Homie 1: *laughs* Are you a tampon bruh? 

YS: t can help for that as well. if you google it.. google it!

Homie 1: “Yarrow_pon”

# What is your drink/ drug of choice?

Air.

# Describe your morning routine.

YS: Okay, I wake up and then it really just varies you know sometimes I go on the computer, check social media, sometimes I go downstairs and look around. I take a shower literally when I have to. 

Homie 1: uhh*in deisgust* That’s grimey. This is the worst interview ever. *room cracks up laughing* 

Homie 2: Aye! What ever happened to those tracks you used to make early in the morning?

YS: Oh! Oh yea, sometimes I rap right when I wake up. I always listen to my dreams and try to remember them but i do remember them or i just try to remember more of them.

# Fruits or vegetables?

Both. I like artichokes and bananas.

# If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?

Many places. (YS and homie1 say in unison) Philippines. (LOLs) I’d live on top of a mountain or something.

# What is most important to you?

Being able to be able to make that decision. Mmm... Deep.

# What position do you sleep in?

On my stomach, with my arms either like under my stomach. Or like spread out and then like I move a lot. You don’t wanna sleep next to me unless you really love me.

# First thing you think of when you hear “bombs”.

I think “grsshhhh!”(bomb sound?)

# Drunk or high?

Uhhh.. I don’t like that question. It’s too hipster. *sarcasm* Hipster question! Next!

# Favorite song to sing in the shower.

Oh! I can’t say it. I can’t say this song cause every time I’m in the shower, it’s spiritual. I make my own songs in the shower.

# What makes you bored?

When I finish something big and I have nothing immediately to do after. I get antsy.

+ Shout out to Isis and Akari! 

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