#yardalecharm

let’s

"You guys! You guys! Oh my god this is like the greatest thing evah."

From a distance a voice is heard followed by the wobbling image of red. Soon getting close to the group was the panting, out of breath , blob that is Eric Cartman. His cheeks flushed and pools of sweat were dripping from the folds of his chin. He bent over and grasped his knees before his friends.

"Okay you guys. You know the knew place you just found? The one in sector six? It's a giant ass fucking forest. There's like nobody there right now and I got an idea. How do you guys feel about another game. This time not just for the Stick of Truth but to conquer this place. Make it home to our clubhouse? Look I know my people and your people were enemies and shit but just think about it. A place for just us kids away from all these non kewl adults? "

Finally catching his breath he stood up straighter among his peer. In his hand was a large stick. His wizard staff and token that he was still the Wizard king.

"Phew guys...so what do you think?"