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GUYS HEAR ME OUTTTTTT
okay. so someone NEEDS to make a fiction about how basically your best friends with nick sturniolo, weāre all in college and basically he has a rule. NO FEELINGS FOR CHRIS. because heās a player, a frat boy, a cunt, an asshole, and a freak. but basically one night at a stupid frat party nick and the rest of you friends dragged you to, you got a little too drunk and ended up hooking up with chris. and when you wake up your really confused because your waking up in a unfamiliar room with basketball posters, a unfamiliar smell of cologne when you see THE black fitted cap, chrisā cap. and thatās when you feel the heavy arm over your waist and you quickly leave not realising the crazy hickeys you have on your neck. AND NICK ASKS WHERE THEYRE FROM BUT HE CANT KNOWWWW and chris basically just always finds ways to somehow be a dick or show you his dick..
anyway, i just thought of this AND I NEED IT TO BE WRITEN PLEASEEUUHHH tag me if you write. š¼
credits would be amazingggg if anyone does this too š„°š«¶
sorry guys for tagging i just NEED this. @delilahsturniolo @sturnioz @matts-hersheys-kisses @mi-co-uk @mattslutt @chrissturniolodailysluts @chrisssiren @sophsturns @danisblurbs
i saw this on the tbhx reddit and i have no motivation to draw rn but i really like yapping about tbhx so i figured id take a crack at it. channeling my inner annoying power scaler...
the reddit user mentions that everybody is in their prime, and that e-soul is specifically new e-soul. Lin Ling I think is supposed to have a power boost because the user mentions his ranking is based on the popularity vote, which is why he is so expensive.
Pros and cons breakdown of everybody, followed by my personal choices under cut. this is a LONG post.
Just Give up. It is the reasonable thing to do. Do I look reasonable to you??
And I can't make I/me/myself jokes anymoreš
we/us/ourselves šš

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Also i forgot to ask in my last ask. In the moze fics, does jiaoqiu have ulterior motives? Or is he just a best friend who cares? I found it noticeable how moze always got jealous at the mention/appearance of Jiaoqiu. And how Jiaoqiu was insistent on saying Moze didnt have a chance. It might be him just teasing moze because hes aware of how Moze is.
I mean, Moze also got aggravated when he found out the protag was sleeping around. And when the earth man was flirting, he didnt have time to get jealous because they were both busy trying to survive and escape. And he was more protective rather than possessive there.
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SWAN ANONNNNNN HEYY (appreciate the smaller detail remembrance)
Ok so to fully answer the questions I'm going to split the premise into three. I'm gonna YAP while skirting around the topic (also so I can talk about their characters because DAMN they're interesting)
Reader: forcibly put into the proximity of Moze (plot convenience) (and also somewhat necessity for his work) after being kicked from the Intelligenstia Guild. This innate frustration of zero control, coupled with Moze's prickliness and mc's own standoffishness = colleagues with the sole benefit of hating each other and making it publicly known, while naturally gravitating to people who are the social opposite to their frustrating partner (aka Jiaoqiu and Zhi Hua, who's just some side character for the Shadow Guard since there's no actual info on them lmao)
Moze: from the lore, and tb quest, there's several points of information about him. He's known not to talk much, work alone, and make somewhat awkward jokes where the situation does not warrant it. He does "not wish to speak", which is also understandable as an occupational thing. Obviously there's bound to be huge reductions of his character to those three points but I digress.
GUYS, HEAR ME OUT AGAIN..
(thereās just a pinch of homophobia in this BUT ITS JUST FOR THE STORY! i swear iām not like that ā¹ļøā¹ļø)
so basically youāre in college around 18-20, and your best friend is nick sturniolo, ever since 8th grade and your parents havenāt really ever liked him because they think heās a bad influence and because heās- never mind..but thatās beside the point. your good friends with his brothers Matt and Chris, and youāve just recently got broken up with by your now ex boyfriend. and you know damn well he doesnāt like those triplets because heās always been jealous of their bond with you, anywho, ever since the breakup youāve been a bit messy i mean you and (whatever his name is you choose) had a really great relationship it all kinda just came to an end. and your parents always talk about how i should try out with Chris because heās just so āperfectā he has good grades, no tattoos š, doesnāt wear dumb rings, is basically caption of the lacrosse team, and has a promising future with lacrosse. but matt? they donāt approve of him, heās a āreckless driverā, has tattoos (just for this story even though theyāre younger lmao š), wears rings and ādumbā necklaces, has been sent to anger management one too many times in high school, and doesnāt really take lacrosse serious, and overall they just donāt really like him.
and basically nick gives you the idea of āfake datingā matt to piss them off, and matt is SO down. and you know what? your also down. itāll only last like 2 weeks and weāll both get bored, right? itās not like youāll catch feelings or anythingā¦. šš
AND ILL LEAVE THE REST TO YOU š ugh i love when i get little ideas like these but i canāt write for shittttt lmaoo
also does this make sense? and is it to long?! STOP IM FREAKIN OUT.
ALSO THIS WAS NOT PROOF READ.
how and why is the hetalia fandom so alive on tumblr what happened i thought you guys died again after the great 2021 resurgence