#yaoifanasia

Pairing: Yoonmin and side!Namjin

Category: Fluff (I guess), highschool!AU

Word Count: 2.496

Warnings: Cursing, (underage) drinking of alcohol, puking(?)

“Seokjinand I are dating. I asked him out yesterday.”

Yoongi damn near choked on a bite of thehorrible school lunch. “What?! But I thought you went out as friends!” Hiswidened eyes stared straight at Namjoon’s beaming face.

He lookshappy, Yoongi realized, feeling like someone pierced a knife through hisheart.

“Actually…it was a trial kind of thing, youknow..?” Namjoon explained with a little grin. “We decided to just go out andsee how it’ll go, but we got along really well and he…kissed me when I broughthim home so I…asked him out. And he said yes.”

“Oh…” Yoongi mumbled, piercing his food withhis chopsticks. He completely lost his appetite.

“Just ‘oh’?” Namjoon chuckled. “Shouldn’t yoube happy for your best friend?”

“Of course. Congrats.” Yoongi sighed andpushed his tray to the side.

“Listen, I know this may seem weird, becauseit’s all happening so fast, but I really like him a lot and…I think he likesme, too. So we should give it a try, right?”

“Sure” Yoongi sighed. “It just…seems a bitrushed.”

Namjoon’s face fell a little and heimmediately felt bad for saying that.

His best friend was really happy and Seokjinwould surely be a great boyfriend for him, but Yoongi couldn’t help but wonderif he would be a better boyfriend.

“You think so?” Namjoon asked, gnawing on hislower lip. “What if he only said yes because I…kind of sprang it on him? Whatif he doesn’t actually want to be with me?? Maybe I should have waited a bit…”

Yoongi mentally slapped himself. Great, now you made him worry just becauseyou’re a jealous bitch.

“No, I bet Seokjin wouldn’t kiss you if hedidn’t feel something for you. It’ll be alright” he comforted Namjoon, even ifthe words burned like acid on his tongue.

“Hey, guys!” Seokjin’s voice suddenly sounded,shortly before he sat down next to Namjoon with his tray and kissed his cheek.

Speakingof the devil, Yoongi thought dryly, unconsciously piercing the older withan angry gaze.

“Hey!” Jimin, Seokjin’s younger brother,beamed as he took a seat next to Yoongi. “Hyung and I were stuck in the row;someone in the front was arguing with the ladies giving out the food, becausehe wanted a bigger portion or something and he was holding up the whole process.”Jimin sighed heavily as he tugged the wooden chopsticks apart and starteddigging in his food.

“It’s kindof weird that they’re together now. Namjoon and Seokjin, I mean” Jimin mumbledas he and Yoongi sat in the library that afternoon. “I mean…I like Namjoon, buthe’s my friend and suddenly he and my brother are dating and it’s just…well,weird.”

“Right. They don’t even fit together.” Yoongiflipped a page of his book a bit too forceful, nearly ripping the page off.

The truth was that Namjoon and Seokjin did fit together; quite perfectly,actually, but Yoongi would rather live from broccoli until the end of his lifethan to admit that. And he really, reallyhated broccoli.

“I don’t know about that…” Jimin saidcarefully. “Actually, they’ve never been happier. And Seokjin-hyung doesn’tspend that much time alone in his room since he went out with Namjoon. He’ssmiling a lot more, too.”

“Yeah…same with Namjoon” Yoongi admitted withgritted teeth, as he noted some important facts for his homework from the librarybook. “Still, I can’t stand how they’re always so lovey-dovey. I mean…they gottogether yesterday and they’realready sooo in love. Ugh.”

“Wow…you’re really not happy with them being together, huh?” Jimin whisperedsoftly, subtly grabbing his water bottle to take a sip – drinking in the librarywas actually forbidden.

“Well…I don’t know” Yoongi sighed, beforeleaning back in his seat, rubbing his face with both hands. “I’m just…”

“Jealous.” Jimin glanced over to him with aslightly sad little smile on his lips. “Right?”

“Maybe…” Yoongi mumbled. “I don’t know…Namjoonisn’t even my type but I’m just…I just…really like him, okay? And I…can’t standseeing him all happy with Seokjin. Your brother doesn’t even like me, anyways.For no reason at all! I was always nice to him but he barely talks or looks atme. And it just bothers me that Namjoon will be spending a lot of time with himfrom now on, because Seokjin will make sure to exclude me from that time.”

“Well, maybe Seokjin doesn’t like you thatmuch, because you always scrutinize him like he just killed your whole family.”

Yoongi glared at Jimin and got up, slamminghis book shut. “Thanks for being on my side” he scoffed sarcastically, beforegrabbing his stuff and storming away from the table to put the book back.

He knew that he was overreacting, but thatwhole Namjoon and Seokjin thing has just been taking a toll on his nerves thewhole day.

“I’m sorry for being an ass earlier”Yoongi mumbled as soon as Jimin picked up the phone.

“Yeah, hi to you, too” Jimin giggled. “It’sokay, man. I can handle your little breakouts by now.”

“I’m still sorry. I don’t know what’s wrongwith me in the last time.” Yoongi sighed and leaned back against his bed’sheadboard.

“You’re just being an ass, as usual” Jiminsaid cheerfully and Yoongi laughed.

“Yeah, I like you, too. Hey, Jimin..? Do you…doyou think that Namjoon and Seokjin are…really happy?”

The younger was silent for a while and if itwasn’t for his soft breathing, Yoongi would’ve thought he’d hung up. “I thinkthey pretty much are. Hyung, they make each other happy” Jimin whisperedeventually.

“Then I should stop being an egoistic ass andjust be happy for them, huh?”

He heard the other chuckling softly. “Maybe.”

They were silent for a while, until Jimineventually spoke up again. “I know that it’s hard, hyung. But did you everconsider that…you’re maybe not even in love with him? I mean…Namjoon is 100% not your type, actually you’re a bitawkward with each other whenever you have to touch. Don’t you think that youmay…just…I don’t know…be imagining things? Maybe you just like Namjoon as afriend, but now that he’s with Seokjin and he’ll most probably spend more timewith him, you’re scared that you will lose him, so you…kinda developed thosefake feelings, ya know? Ah, I don’t know how to explain it, I’m bad with words.”Jimin chuckled softly, sounding a bit embarrassed. “But just…consider it. Imean…just imagine being together with Namjoon and having to deal with all hisshit on a daily basis; that would be awful.”

Yoongi couldn’t help but laugh at that. “Maybeyou’re right, Jiminnie” he said after a short while. “Thank you. For helping meout and not dumping me in the next trash can.”

“You’re welcome, hyung.” He could clearly hearthe grin in Jimin’s voice. “You’re not really bad company, actually. Most ofthe time.”

“Thanks a lot, man” Yoongi chuckled. “Hey, howabout you come over and I’ll treat you to the finest takeout?”

“Mh, sounds romantic” Jimin saidsarcastically. “I’ll be over in ten! Order a lot; I’m hungry!”

And with that, he hung up. He could be happyto have such an amazing friend like Jimin, Yoongi thought.

“And then he suddenly came out of theshower and he was so shocked to see me there that he slipped with his wet feetand knocked his head on the desk. He’s okay though; but he had a huge bump onthe back of his head” Jimin finished telling the story of him catching hisroommate with his girlfriend in the shower.

Yoongi damn near fell over on the floor fromlaughing so hard, wiping tears from his eyes.

Jimin had brought a six pack of beer and abottle of something stronger; and now they were sitting on the floor of Yoongi’sroom, sipping their alcoholic beverages and stuffing their faces with thepizzas Yoongi had ordered.

“Oh man. And what did he say?” Yoongi giggled,before taking the huge, last sip of his beer bottle.

“He said she was just a friend of his butdamn, you don’t just take a shower with your friend for one hour” Jimin said cackling, before taking a huge biteof his piece of pizza.

“No, you usually don’t.” Yoongi chuckled andreached for the bottle of booze.

He had no idea what it was, because thecolourful label was mainly in English, but he didn’t care at the moment.

“Whoa, don’t drink too much of that, man!”Jimin said, quickly snapping the bottle from Yoongi when he didn’t stopdrinking after a huge chug. “You know none of us are really good at drinking.”

“Mh…Namjoon was always better than me. Hecould take like…thrice the amount of alcohol than me” Yoongi mumbled, leaningbackwards against the side of his bed, his head already swimming a bit.

“Well, but he’s 181cm tall and you’re tiny.”

“You’re tinier!!” Yoongi yelled and thengiggled stupidly as he tried to grab a piece of pizza but missed every time. “Whyare they so faaaast?” he slurred, sighing contentedly when he finally managedto catch a piece.

Jimin rolled his eyes. “Man, you’re wasted.”

“Am not” Yoongi mumbled, failing to direct thepiece of pizza to his mouth and getting his cheek all oily.

“Here” Jimin sighed, taking the piece from hishand and feeding it to Yoongi. “You should get some food in your system.”

“Mhh, you’re too nice to me” Yoongi mumbled,before opening his mouth for Jimin to feed him another bite. “You’re cute,Jiminnie. Nice and cute Jiminnie.”

The younger chuckled as he carefully fed himsome more. “Man, I should record this to blackmail you later.”

“Jiminnie..?” Yoongi mumbled, grimacing andturning his face away when the other tried to feed him some more pizza. “Jiminnie,why are you always so nice to me?”

The other’s face fell a bit and he put thepizza back down in the carton. “Well…you’re my friend, hyung” he mumbled andYoongi could swear that the other’s cheeks turned a bit red.

But maybe his vision was just a bit blurryfrom the alcohol.

“Mh, but Namjoon is my friend, too. And you’reso much nicer to me.” Yoongi blinked slowly, trying to fight the suddensleepiness that took over him.

“I like you a lot, hyung” Jimin whispered. “Maybethat’s why.”

“A lot?” Yoongi asked, frowning lightly as hiseyes slipped close.

“Too much.”

Yoongi was just about to ask what Jimin meantwith that when he slowly fell into an alcohol-induced sleep.

He was run over by two trucks lastnight; quite possibly three, he was sure of that.

Yoongi groaned in pain as soon as he slowlyopened his eyes, rolling to his belly to bury his face in the pillow. The roomwas way too bright even if the blinds were shut. Everything more than completedarkness was too bright when you had a hangover as bad as this one.

“Good morning, hyung” Jimin’s voice soundedand Yoongi only groaned in reply when he felt the other sitting down on the bednext to him. “Feeling well?”

“I hope you’re kidding, asshole” the oldergrumbled.

“I am” Jimin giggled softly. “Should havelistened to me.”

“Fuck you.”

“You’re such a sunshine in the morning.”

“My head hurts” Yoongi whines.

“If you managed to sit up I have some waterand pain killers for you” Jimin said, a light smile in his voice.

“Mh” Yoongi only hummed, slowly rolling to hisbed and propping up on one elbow.

Jimin smiled at him and reached him a glass ofwater and a little, white pill.

“Thanks” Yoongi rasped, before gulping thepill down eagerly. “Now let me sleep a few more hours. Or days.”

“It’s already afternoon” Jimin said and rolledhis eyes. “You slept long enough.”

Yoongi sighed heavily and dropped back on thebed. “Did I do anything embarrassing last night? Am I on YouTube?”

Jimin giggled and the cute little soundactually made Yoongi smile a bit.

Wait.Since when is Jimin’s annoying giggling cute??

“Not yet. You fell asleep before you could doanything too embarrassing. But you didcall me nice and cute.”

Yoongi only hummed in reply, frowning a bitwhen something suddenly rang through his head.

I likeyou a lot, hyung. Too much.

“Jimin-ah? Did you say you…like me last night?” he asked, glancingup at Jimin, whose eyes widened at his words.

“U-um, I…I mean…y-yes, I like you…like afriend, you know?” he stuttered, quickly averting his gaze from Yoongi’s as hischeeks turned red.

“But you said you like me too much…” Yoongimumbled before he could stop himself.

Jimin’s mouth dropped open a tiny bit and theolder couldn’t help but think that he looked adorable like that.

What thefuck is wrong with me??

“I didn’t…mean it like…I mean I didn’t…sayit like that, I bet you only imagined that, I mean you were pretty wasted,right?” Jimin said hastily, but he looked a bit scared.

Don’ttell me that he’s…

“Jiminnie” Yoongi whispered, sitting up with abit of an effort. “Tell me the truth.”

Jimin opened his mouth as to protest, but thenhe gave up with a sigh, his shoulders dropping a bit. “I like you…I liked youfor longer than I can remember” he whispered in such a soft voice that Yoongihad trouble understanding it.

“Why didn’t you tell me?”

Jimin gave him a look. “Why didn’t you tellNamjoon?”

“Oh…” Yoongi mumbled dumbly, still trying towrap his head around it. „So you… always listened to me complaining aboutNamjoon, but all this time you…had the same problems with…me?“

Jimin nodded slowly, eyes dropping to thefloor.

“Well, now I feel like an ass” Yoongi mumbled.

“I’m sorry, hyung. I’m sorry for making it allcomplicated, I’m sorry for…” Jimin started in a high voice.

“Stop” the older interrupted him with a softvoice, his pale hand searching the other’s small one on the bedsheets. “Don’tapologize.”

“Hyung…” Jimin breathed, turning his head tolook at him.

Yoongi didn’t know what he was doing when hemoved his fingers to intertwine them with the other’s, tugging him closer tohimself. “Don’t apologize” he repeated, his eyes wandering over Jimin’s face.

He didn’t know who leaned in first, butsomehow, their lips met in the middle of them; in a soft, sweet press that madetheir skin tingle and their eyes flutter shut.

Yoongi would have gladly prolonged the kiss,but he pulled back with widened eyes.

“Not because of you” he choked out, makingJimin blink confused as he scrambled to get up and ran over to the bathroom justto empty his stomach in the toilet.

What a romanticway of having the first kiss with your best friend, idiot.