#yaninny

Me: You're saying American wrong. It's AmArican, not AmUrican.

Lottie: I am not being taught how to speak by an AmUrican person. That is not happening.

Me: You are not being taught how to speak by an AmUrican person. You are being taught to speak by an AmArican person.

Lottie: Shut the fuck up!

Me: I will not until you learn how to speak proper American-English.

Lottie: Do you not understand that the English rule the world? I live in ENGLand! Where we speak Enlgish-English!

Me: Shut the fuck up. LAND OF THE FREE, BITCHES!

Lottie: But we have a Queen!

Me: Yeah, well, we have a Black President, so *blows raspberry*

Lottie: We have a dick shaped building.