i was about to make a witty yet passive-aggressive comment over a fan that asked me who lets me dress myself but then i remembered that my six year old daughter also mocks my fashion sense. :/

morning curiosity made me click on #stufftrumpisafraidof on twitter and i nearly threw up. never regretted something so strongly in my life.

Brittle fucking bones, a nicotine crutch, an idiot’s wisdom, and a crooked smile.

so im having this great conversation with people on twitter about wanting to buy that jacket and someone said ‘what would jamia say’ which is, touche. then someone else said, ‘it’s not like she can ground you’, and im here thinking have you never heard of not having sex? my wife can definitely ground me.

so i threw all my shit into my bunk and burrowed in it as is my wont and i woke up with it all over the floor. guess i had some hearty dreams i cant remember. morning