Apr 8, 2018
16 and 21!!
16. most likely to get into an argument with an animal
21. most likely to get attacked by a bird
xINN on both accounts, and they’d probably be related incidents, jesus
the boy loves wild animals but usually views them as his Equals which can lead to him talking to-- and bickering with-- them like they’re Another Person and while he actually is a fairly adept beastmaster with a knack for wrangling the Weirdest Animals, this involves things like getting up in animals’ personal spaces and also carrying tasty snacks at all times, both of which up the Bird Provoking Meter there
