draft 1: how _____ would react to _____
«how exo would react to fire»
‘holy shit, i smell something burning.’ junmyeon jolts up from his comfy position snuggled up to yixing once he smells the smoke.
"BUltaOrEUnE! FIIIRRREEEE~ oH!“ junmyeon hears chanyeol sing (more like shout) all the way from the kitchen. junmyeon starts mumbling curse words at how annoying the giant yoda could be in such a situation, “where the hell is kyungsoo when you need hi-”
“CHANYEOL SHUT THE FUCK UP! yAh! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY KITCHEN?!” kyungsoo shouts, alarming everybody in the house that something was wrong.
‘oh, there he is.’ junmyeon says in his head as jongin rushes past him mumbling something along the lines of 'shit shit shit’ and 'chanyeol just brought himself to an early grave.’
jongdae walks up to junmyeon’s side, with minseok in his arms, still asleep. “junmyeon-hyung, what’s happening?” jongdae asks, but everyone knows that jongdae doesn’t honestly care and just wants to cuddle with minseok again. “something’s burning.” junmyeon replies anyway, as a confused look spreads across jondae’s face. “chanyeol’s gonna die..” he mumbles, making his way back go his room.
“YEolLIe!! are you ok?!” baekhyun runs up to chanyeol, attacking him with a bear hug and checking his face for any injuries. “everyone! calm down! i just burned the pancakes i was making, so it set off the smoke detectors!” chanyeol shouts, reassuring everyone.
“CHANYEOL-AH! YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED TO EAT IN MY KITCHEN FOR THE REST OF THE DAY.” kyungsoo shouts again, with fire burning in his eyes, but this time he has jongin to hold him and whisper sweet nothings into his ear to ease him. i mean, if you were kyungsoo, wouldn’t you be pissed over the fact that someone just burned your favorite pan?
“what a waste of my time.” sehun says to no one in particular. as he walks back to his room, he stops midway, beside junmyeon. he pats junmyeon’s shoulder and sighs, “and this is why you and yixing hyung are my favorite hyungs.” he lets go of junmyeon’s shoulder and enters his room to probably use his phone.
junmyeon sighs. rubbing his temples, he makes his way back to his room. once he opens the door, he sees yixing, still sleeping snuggly against his pillow. junmyeon was amazed at how yixing could literally sleep through anything and wake up saying, “ i had a dream about unicorns.” but junmyeon loved him nonetheless.
