#xiaonyu

Aether: Xiao?

Xiao: *appears* You called?

Aether: Yep, can you do me a favor?

Xiao: As long as it is within the realm of possibility.

Aether: good. *Places primogems on his hand*

Xiao: What are these for?

Aether: Can you toss them as far as you can?

Xiao: *confused*

Amber: Just humor him please.

Xiao: *sigh* fine. *Turns to the horizon, tossing the primogems as far as he can*

Aether: *whistle* Nice throw.

Xiao: I fail to see the point in this-

*A golden meteor lights the sky*

Amber: Here it comes! *Stands back*

Aether: *stands back as well*

Xiao: What is? *turns around, only to see a golden meteor crashing on top of him*

???: Oww. . .

Xiao: Ugh...what was- !?!?

Ganyu: *on top of him* That hurt a little. . .where- *red* X-xiao!?

Xiao: *red, confused as all hell*

Ganyu/Xiao: *silent awkwardness*

Aether: . . . .I can't believe that actually worked. 

Amber: Told you~

Aether: Fine, you win. *Hands her a bag of mora*

Amber: *hugging the bag* Hehehe, I love being right.

xiao and ganyu wallpapers bc i also adore them

Xiao: *grunts, holding his head*

Aether: xiao? Are you okay?

Xiao: yes, i'm fine. Leave me be.

Aether: what's wrong?

Xiao: it's nothing! I just. . .hear voices from my fallen comrades from time to time, don't waste your time thinking about it. *keeps walking*

Aether: oh. . .

Paimon: poor xiao, paimon can't imagine how hard it must be for him to listen to the voices of his lost friends like that.

Aether: it must be really painful.

*with xiao*

Xiao: ugh. . .

Hydro yaksha: you ate tiger fish for that adepti and honor his death but you don't want to eat squid to honor mine!? What kind of friend are you!?!?

Electro yaksha: tiger fish comes with way too much fat! *flexing his four arms* you need to exercise if you wanna burn all that!

Geo yaksha: he doesn't care about us anymore.

Pyro yaksha: aww! Come back! I wanna see that fairy again! She's so cuuute!

Xiao: *groaning* shut up.

*later*

Xiao: *killing possessed hilichurls*

EY: come on! Put more strength into these swings!

PY: Let him work.

GY: His form is getting sloppy though, he needs more practice.

Xiao: I don't wanna hear criticism from two guys who died in battle before me.

HY: OOOHHHHH DAYUMMM!!!!!

PY: That's a Critical hit if i've ever seen one.

EY/GY: *crying* shut up! We did our best okay!?

Xiao: *stabs a mitachurl* then do your best again, but this time do it to stay quiet!

EY/GY: i hate you xiao.

Xiao: shut up already!

*the next day*

Xiao: *walking around liyue* the preparations seem to be going well.

Ganyu: you think? I'm glad you like it, we've been working really hard to make everything perfect during the festival.

Xiao: i see. . . *looks away for a bit*

PY: come on, invite her already!

EY: man up dude!

HY: you already got the lanterns for you two ready! Just invite the girl!

GY: watch him chicken out yet again.

Xiao: shut up.

Ganyu: ah. . .i-i'm sorry, *looks away* I didn't realize my voice was bothering you.

Xiao: what? N-no, it's not, your voice isn't the one bothering me.

Ganyu: oh, so it's the voices in your head again?

Xiao: *nods*

Ganyu: I'm sorry, I can't imagine how painful it must be.

Xiao: *deadpans* you have no idea.

Ganyu: i wished i could help you somehow.

PY: Wait! Wait! Tell her "you're already helping by being here"

Xiao: *red*

GY: that's the cheesiest thing he could say.

EY: If he says that, I'm gonna barf.

Xiao: well. . .you're already helping, just by being here. . .with me.

Ganyu: *blushes with a small smile*

PY: SCOOORE!!!

HY: smooth.

EY: *puking sounds*

Ganyu: i-i'm glad to hear that. . .

GY: I don't, somebody please kill me again.

Ganyu: and. . .i've been thinking. I know you work a lot at night but. . . *fidgeting* would it be possible for us to release our lanterns together? Maybe?

HY: And it pays off!

Xiao: i. . .would like that.

Ganyu: really? I'm so glad. I was sure you would flat out refuse.

Xiao: i don't think i would refuse an invitation from you like that.

Ganyu: why?

Xiao: because I like yo. . . .

Ganyu: *staring at him*

Xiao: *red* . . .your horns! I really like your horns.

Ganyu: *with a massive blush* o-oh, ehm, t-thank you, i. . . .i-i just remembered something ningguang asked me to do, i'll see you later xiao. *leaves hurried*

Xiao: i. . . *groans*

HY: PFFF!!! GHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OH MY REX LAPIS!!! I CAN'T!!! I JUST CAN'T!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! MY BELLY HURTS!!! AND I DON'T EVEN HAVE ONE!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

GY: "i like your horns"? Hehehe, smoothest line on the book.

PY: *chuckling* i-i'm sorry xiao, but I can't hold it back, i'm really sorry. *chuckles more*

EY: I'm sorry man, I would pat you in the back if I could, but I'm. . .you know, dead?

HY: I'M PRETTY SURE HE WISHED HE WAS TOO!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Xiao: I took care of everything overnight, and demons rarely nact during the day, so yes, I think I'm free.

Ganyu: Well, I caught up with the paperwork and even filled some in advance so. . . .i have some free time too.

Xiao: and?

Ganyu: *pink* and I was wondering if you wanted to. . . .have a quick one with me.

Xiao: *blushes* well. . . . .it has been some time, hasn't it?

Ganyu: *nods, red in the face*

Xiao: I guess, it wouldn't hurt. We can do it at the wangshu inn, no one will bother us there.

Ganyu: Okay. . . . *holds his hand* Let's go then.

Xiao: *looking away* sure.

*Later*

Zhongli: Xiao? I brought your painkillers. *Walks into the room* i hope-

Xiao: *Soundly asleep on the couch*

Ganyu: *also asleep while being spooned*

Zhongli: . . . . .i guess you two really do work a lot. *Picks up a blanket and covers them* A good rest for you two. 

Huai'an: Excuse me?

Zhongli: shhh. *Nods to the couple*

Huai'an: *whispering* I'm sorry to interrupt, but a few demons have been seen in a village village, and mister xiao told me to always warn him when such a thing happened.

Zhongli: . . . . *Looks back to them*

Xiao: *mumbles, hugging her closer*

Ganyu: *smiles*

Zhongli: *sigh* I suppose some exercise is good for one's health.

Huai'an: what do you mean sir?

Zhongli: Do not disturb them anymore. *Summons spear* I'll take care of those issues for today.

*Meanwhile*

Childe x Lumine

Lumine: idiot! *slap*

Childe: oww! *rubbing the spot* that really hurt ojou-chan. . .do it again.

Lumine: what?

Childe: come on! If you don't wanna slap me, then punch me or kick me, just do it as hard as you can!

Lumine: . . .no. *walks away*

Childe: *following* Come on ojou-chan! It's been a week since our last fight! 

Lumine: no!

Childe: If you give me a punch I'll give you a big kiss!

Lumine: *red* I-I SAID NO!!!

Xiao x Ganyu

Xiao: *with mask on* Someone is going to die!

Ganyu: of fun!

Bennett x Fischl

Fischl: as much as simple minded mortals do not understand for more than a millenia now, my duty as the prinzessin of sin has been to perpetuate-

Bennett: *silently listening with a smile*

Fischl: bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla. . .

Bennett: I have no idea what she's talking about, but she looks so cute when she's excited.

Razor x Barbara

Razor: *finishes off the last of an horde of hilichurls*

Barbara: Barbatos above, what did you do!?

Razor: *full of bruises and bleeding a bit* Razor defeat hilichurls that hurt barbara.

Barbara: *healing him* There were way too many of them! You shouldn't have done that!

Razor: barbara is razor's lupical, hilichurl hurt barbara, razor not forgive them. Barbara is very important to razor.

Barbara: *red* . . .geez, that's still reckless. But. . .thank you for protecting me. *kisses his cheek*

Razor: . . . .can razor get another one?

Barbara: *redder* m-maybe later.

Chongyun x Hu Tao

Chongyun: i hate you!

Hu tao: *grins* i bet you hate yourself even more, useless exorcist.

Chongyun: shut up! Exorcism is a very respectable and efficient way to deal with spirits!

Hu tao: i was just talking about you being useless, but i guess exorcism in general is pretty useless too.

Chongyun: FUCK YOU!!

Hu tao: Do it yourself you coward!

Chongyun: RIGHT NOW!! *picks her up and stomps to a room*

Ganyu: there you are. I was hoping I could find you around the city today.

Xiao: there weren't many demonic presences around to take my time, so i wanted to use my free time to watch the lanterns. It's not like I get many opportunities like this.

Ganyu: i see.

Xiao: do you need something?

Ganyu: Well, I just came to thank you for the qixing flowers.

Xiao: i don't know what-

Ganyu: one of my work partners told me you came through the window just to place a bouquet of them on my table, it was very nice of you.

Xiao: hmph. . .stupid humans with their large mouths

Ganyu: they were quite delicious.

Xiao: *looks back to her* you ate them?

Ganyu: yes! Was I not supposed to?

Xiao: i. . .

Ganyu: *tilts head to the side*

Xiao: *sighs* forget it. Is that why you came here? You didn't have to come all the way here just to thank me.

Ganyu: Well yes, I did want to thank you, but there's something else as well. *quickly goes back inside*

Xiao: ?

Ganyu: I know I'm a day late, I wanted to give you this earlier but I was extremely busy.

Xiao: *mumbles* as always.

Ganyu: *walks out with a jade spear on hand* happy valentines day.

Xiao: *eyes wide* is this my. . .

Ganyu: They found it a while back during an archaeological research. I heard you talking about being difficult to share a weapon with mister zhongli, so i thought you would appreciate it more than the flowers i had in mind originally.

Xiao: i. . .i don't know what to say.

Ganyu: Then don't say anything, instead you could just. . .*pink* share a nice plate of almond tofu with me? I heard you really like those.

Xiao: I. . .wouldn't be opposed to the idea.

Ganyu: *sparkling eyes* Really? I'll go in and ask some for us then. *walks in excited*

Xiao: *red* This woman is going to be my demise, I'm sure of it.

*bônus*

Xiao: DISAPPEAR!!! *summons his mask, delivering several plunge attacks mixed with dashes, killing an horde of hilichurls with ease*

Aether: *eyes wide* wow, he's even stronger than before! How's that possible!?

Zhongli: indeed, not to mention his mood seems to be in a better state as well.

Xiao: That seems to be it.

Aether: It is, thanks xiao.

Xiao: That is my duty, there's no need for gratitude. Hmm? *notices a few blood stains on the spear and sighs, pulling out a piece of cloth and cleaning it*

Aether: since when does xiao cleans his spear? Also, what is this spear?

Xiangling: it looks so cool! where did you get it?

Xiao: it was a present from ganyu. A group of archeologists found it a few weeks ago and she managed to retrieve it for me.

Zhongli: I see. . .never thought I would see you using this spear again.

Xiao: me neither.

Aether: oh, now it makes sense.

Xiao: what does?

Aether: *with a small grin* Well, it's not only your old spear, but it's also a spear that Ganyu surely had a lot of work to retrieve, even with her influence. So it makes sense you would treat it so kindly.

Xiao: *looks away* This spear is nothing but a tool used for killing. nothing more, nothing less. If you think I treat this spear any differently just because it was a gift from her, you're delusional.

Xiangling: *drooling and creeping closer* Then. . .can I borrow it to hunt some strong ingredients?

Xiao: *mask on* TOUCH IT AND I SWEAR YOU WILL NEVER COOK AGAIN FOOLISH MORTAL!!!

Xiangling: KYAAAA!!!! *hides behind zhongli, terrified*

Xiao: *mask fades*

Aether: *Grinning* . . .

Xiao: *looks away, cheeks pink* that does not prove anything.

Aether: Yes it does. I rest my case.

Xiangling: *still shaking and terrified*