#xenon-moth

(he skids to a stop, flicking up sand as he stops outside of crash's place. instead of getting out of his car like a normal person, he dives out of the window. groaning in pain when he not-very-gracefully hits the ground. he quickly recovers, though - jumping up and looking around. when met with silence he starts to yell, as any normal person would)

OKAY, i'm here - where is the spider

why are you tellin’ people to not buy stuff from me I am VERY trustworthy!! the things that I give out only explode sometimes and that’s better than all the time I think

SEE??? I TOLD YOU IT WAS COSMIC!!!!!!!!!

ITS NOT ME!!!!!! if i were to attack ANYONE i would turn anon OFF because i'm not a COWARD. with that being said i'm sending my evil lizards with explosives attached to them to eat all of the drywall in your house .they're hungry

I SWEAR ON MY SAD FUCKING LIFE I AM NOT THE ONE ATTACKING YOU!!!! ITS COSMIC!!!!!!! IM BEING FRAMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I PLEAD MY INNOCENCE THAT LAST ONE WASNT ME IT WAS PROBABLY COSMIC TRYING TO INCRIMINATE ME!!!!!!!!! we should throw cosmic into a woodchipper

HEY‼️ do you have any fireworks that I could permanently borrow