#xbimboreader

<—𝔓𝔯𝔢𝔳𝔦𝔬𝔲𝔰 𝔐𝔞𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔩𝔦𝔰𝔱 𝔑𝔢𝔵𝔱—> ɖıɬʑყ ɖɛ۷ıƖ

Main Pairings ~ Lucifer x Reader, Mammon x reader, Leviathan x reader, Satan x reader, Asmodeus x reader, Beelzebub x reader, Belphegor x reader

Warnings ~ Cussing, explicit

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⊹˚. ♡.𖥔 ݁ ˖

❝ Ooh, kinky.. I’m just so…intrigued. ❞

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Though now that I think about it, a flashback from last night returns.

"Lucifer has something that Mammon wants, something he'd kill to get..." I wonder what it could be. Maybe I should ask Lucifer himself. Mc hits my head, before I could retaliate, another flashback resurfaces.

"I'm referring to Mammon's credit card, which Lucifer took away from him...Heey I see that look on your face, and I know what you're thinking. 'A credit card, pffff, why would he care so much about something like that?" Leviathan continues. "Well, you've got no idea just how much he depends on that thing. Let's see, what did he use to call it again? 'My one true love'? It was something like that; it was like he thought it was a woman. He probably named it. I bet he even slept with it..." We both said gross at the same time.

"That idiot used it constantly. Never stopped. Eventually, Lucifer was fed up with his behavior, so he took it. There was nothing Mammon wouldn't do if it meant getting his credit card back, I'm sure of it. So listen up. I want you to talk to Lucifer and find out where he's hidden it. Of course, he can't be suspicious of anything. You have to be subtle, like it happened to come up naturally." Leviathan's face turned stern cold, like this was a life-or-death situation.

"Make sure you do a good job or else!" I snap out of the flashback to Lucifer's voice.

" What is Reader? Is there something you want to ask me?" Standing firm, I can't let the plan fall through.

"Uhhhhhh..." Shit! I can't remember anything...Luckyily Mc was here.

A small voice on my shoulder spoke up, "We'd like to know more about Mammon." A breath I didn't even know I was holding in was released.

Lucifer's face gives a shocking glare. "Mammon? Why do you want to know about him all of a sudden?" Mc and I stiffen up. Did he figure us out? "Still, I guess it's only natural, considering he's the one assigned to look after you." Both laid out a sigh of relief.

Lucifer begins describing his brother. "Mammon is my brother. I don't want to say anything unkind about him. So I'll try to be sparing in my criticism." He cleared his throat. " He's pure scum. The scummiest sort of scum. Pure, unfiltered, disgusting scum to the point I'm embarrassed to call him a fellow demon, much less my brother." As Lucifer spoke, his face was sour, like he genuinely did not approve of Mammon's existence at all.

...

Geez..these people are so...heartless towards Mammon. Lowkey pulls some heartstrings.

Lucifer's stern smile returns, "...So, any particular reason you asked, or were you just curious?"

Ignoring his question, I followed Mc's question structure...Or somewhat...

"What sort of weaknesses does Mammon have?" Smiling proudly that I actually did something. I see a more sinister smile upon Lucifer's face..Creepy.

"Are you implying that you think I know his weakness and can exploit them when I like?" His smile lingers on his face.

"Ummm...maybe..?" Leaning away from him.

"Because I suppose that is true in a way." His smile quickly drops. "However, that's not the only reason he can't say no to me." He crossed his arms, the same stern smile reappearing on his face. "As long as we're on the subject, it just so happens that I've taken one particular weakness of his and frozen it." Hmm, I think somehow he gave me a hint...

Before I could ponder longer, the school bell rang.

"That's the first bell. Class is about to start. Time to get going. You'd better hurry, too. You don't want to be late on your first day here." The second he mentioned late, I scurried off, and Lucifer walked in the opposite direction.

"Shit! I feel like I'm always late for stuff..." Scurrying up to class, I made it on time before the tardy bell rang.

Sitting down, I placed mc on the desks; there were many, many different demons around us. This is going to be a long day. Which, in fact, really wasn't. Not even the first 5 minutes of class, I already fell asleep. Not waking up until the next bell for class. Second class went by quickly; all I did was daydream and fluff up Mc's wool. Third was just the teacher talking their ass off. Then lunch me and Mc just toured around the school so we don't have a repeat of last night. The fourth to sixth period was just me doodling on a random piece of paper. Then the day was officially completed.

The walk back to the house of lamentation was nice and quiet. Just the sounds of my shoes hitting the pavement and mc snoring in my arms. It wasn't long before we arrived. Opening up the door, I head back to my room, just pure silence all throughout. It was already late so I decided to just get a shower and head to bed for the night.

Snuggling in the comforter further, before everything went dark, falling into a deep sleep.

...

Who am I kidding? All I did was toss and turn, for some reason, the past day here has me thinking, and that doesn't happen often. Flashbacks rush into my head of my fall.

Lucifer's voice echoes through the hall, "There are seven of us brothers in all, and I am the eldest."

Mammon's lazy voice spoke out, "...Anyways, the long and short of it is that we seven brothers all live here together."

To my left, I could feel something shifting in the bed. "I guess you can't sleep either?" Mc sat up and faced me.

"Something is off, something the boys said..." Starring curiously, I lay on my left and listened to Mc's concerns.

"Lucifer is the oldest..Mammon is the second oldest..." Mc listen the boys out.

My brain begins to put connections together of what Mc was talking about. " Then Leviathan is the third...and I think the fourth is the blonde hair dude..." Fully sitting up, we both put our brains together.

"The fifth is the pink-ish blonde, who was flirting..." Mc pointed out, "Making the sixth being the hungry orange guy...wait..." Interrupting Mc, I asked a question.

"Then who the hell is the seventh?" Mc just shrugs.

"This is interesting..."

"Ughhhhh MMMMCCCCC I can't sleep when my brain actually is workinggg!" I flop back onto the bed, dragging my hands across my face.

While moaning and rolling around in bed, my D.D.D vibrates. Grabbing it, I see a text from Leviathan.

Leviathan: You say Lucifer mentioned having frozen something? Are you absolutely sure that's what he said?

Oh shit, I forgot Mc texted first about Lucifer. Showing Mc the text, they climbed into my arms before I responded to Levaithan.

Me: Yep, I'm absolutely sure.

Leviathan responds immediately.

Leviathan: Come to the kitchen. Right Now.

Don't tell anyone what you're doing. I don't want anyone to mistakenly think that I hang out with some human normie.

Just rolling my eyes, well, I can't sleep, so I might as well. Putting on my houseshoes that I found in a random corner. Mc and I head out towards the kitchen. Luckily for me, Mc remembers where the kitchen was.

Heading into the kitchen, looks like any other medieval kitchen. A giant wooden table directly in the middle. Cauldron on the left wall with stone ovens below. To the left of that was a shelf with bottles, and under it was a whole bunch of firewood. Towels were hung all around the walls.

Lost in the decor of the kitchen, the sound of much and swallowing was heard on my right. Mc tugs slightly on my pjs to gather my attention to the noise.

"...Shit! It's a...ghost!"I muttered. Mc hit their hooves on their face; they're gonna get a headache if they keep doing that.

Behind the open fridge door...how did I not notice the stainless steel fridge on my right, geez, I don't really pay attention like I need to.

A ruffed voice was heard, "Ah, perfect timing. The orange-haired dude from yesterday popped out. The always hungry one. I think it was Beel or something.

Of everyone I truly met in the last 48 hours or so, he's been the nicest. "Listen, do you have any food on you? Because there's not nearly enough in the fridge." His big hopeful grin faded into a saddened one quite quickly. "...I'm hungry..Anyways, what're you doing in the kitchen so late?"

Not even thinking for a single second, I answer, "I'm meeting Leviathan, of course." The orange-haired puppy gave a surprised look.

"You? Meeting Levi? Really?" He genuinely looks confused. "Huh...that's surprising."

Mc taps my head, which grabs his attention.

"What? Is there something you both wanted to talk to me about?" Orangey gave a blank look. I wonder what Mc wants to ask?

"Who is the seventh brother?" Mc asked.

Silence flooded the room. Beelzebub's face shifted from blank to anger in seconds. He steps closer, cuffing his right fist in his left hand. I could feel his breath on my face...for how much he eats, at least his shit doesn't stank.

"...Now listen, don't you ever, ever mention him in front of Lucifer." His Purple eyes gaze at us, sending shivers straight down my body. I grab mc, pulling them into a tight hug. His voice never wavers, just pure unsettling. "Just so we're clear, I'm not going to tell you anything, either. Lucifer would yell at me if I did. And don't bother asking any of my brothers either. No one talks about him." Beelzebub's face turns sad, just thinking about his brother hurts.

He mumbled something under his breath before losing eye contact. "Even though he's our brother...we have to treat him like he doesn't exist...It's not right. But since no one can defy Lucifer.." The vibes shifted

Well damn, babes, way to go on making everything feel all depressing and sad. Though the mood did heavily shift, I genuinely feel bad for him. He lost a brother, and there's no way to just ignore that and move on.

WELL FUCK NOW I'M ALL SAD...THIS AIN'T PART OF THE PLAN! Fuck this gonna kill me…

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End of chapter 8: Lesson 2, Ep 4 & 6 

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꒱ pre! breakout joel x feminine reader

꒱ in which joel learns that opposites attract

at first joel couldn’t stand his new neighbour.

without even meeting you he knew you as the selfish woman who had taken over the residence of a home of neighbours he already liked. neighbours sarah could spend the afternoon with when he was at work, so he was annoyed.

and even more so when he saw you.

you didn’t exactly.. fit in.

your bows and dresses, smooth unblemished skin, fluttering eyelashes and pink decor. joel constantly complained to sarah and tommy it ‘hurt his eyes’ despite your additions mostly being contained within the confines of your home.

to which sarah told him to shut up and be nice.

you and sarah had a little routine. after school she would ‘help’ you plant you veggie garden out front your house. she called it helping but really you were on your knees huffing and puffing, getting grubby in the dirt while sarah sat untouched in your wheelbarrow gossiping about strict teachers and mean girls at her school.

unknown to joel, you and sarah went on with this little routine for weeks. he was always out and work and sarah enjoyed your company way more than the last residents who were wrinkly old and made her raisin cookies rather than the chocolate muffins from the bakery you and her enjoy on the occasional afternoon.

however, you were unaware that your afternoons with your sweet neighbour sarah were secret.

you knew that her dad worked late so you just thought that was why you hadn’t been properly introduced to meet him yet.

though you do see him often, just looking. though when he realises you are aware of him somewhat staring, he quickly averts his attention elsewhere. Joel would never admit it, but he often dwells on the contrast of him and you. your constant smile and pink against his cold monotone and dark palate. opposites attract after all…

one wednesday night sarah went back home, promising to bring you back a movie to watch after school tomorrow.

two hours later, around 8:30 the familiar girl was standing on your porch knocking wildly.

“just a minute!” you called out, turning off your TV and walking to your door, you silently hoped it wasn’t anyone important as you were currently dressed in a low cut white lacy tank top and some quite tiny pink shorts.

you walk through your kitchen, just noticing your feet, wearing pink fuzzy slides, exposing your pink toenails.

opening the door you see a familiar face, sarah, and surprisingly a scruffy tall man you recognise to be her dad stands behind her. mumbling.

“n- sarah we can le- ACHOO!” he cut himself off from his babbling with a loud sneeze, drawing your attention to his red nose and shivering frame.

“oh come inside, sarah you put on the kettle hon!” you set to work, sarah knew you worked as a nurse in your old town so she was sure you could fix her dad.

he was snivelling and clearly sick. but like the stubborn man he is, he tried to play it off before finally giving in as you were not taking no for an answer. somehow you were more stubborn and headstrong than him.

so there sat a joel, a large burly man seemingly out of place on your fluffy pale pink sofa, a bunny patterned mug of steaming chai vanilla latte in his hands, staring at the women beside him.

“okay, joel, c’mere” you say. when he leans over, he definitely wasn’t prepared for your sudden touch, and he can feel blood running to his cheeks. how could he not?

“g-goodness. you’re burning. you finish up that chai, mkay? m’gonna run the bath for you,”

sarah dipped out the door before you could ask her to take him home and get him in the bath. that stubborn girl, was she really leaving the job up to you?

truth was, joel wanted to be taken care of, and you were happy to do it.

and now joel appreciates every bit of you.

now joel poorly hides a smile as you bounce on his lap babbling excitedly over a new pink bow, your hair flying around you and tickling his face

Mwah!

ྀི ۪ ׂ. ૮ ๑• . •๑ ა ۪ ׂ. ꒰ 𝐏𝐔𝐏𝐏𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 !! ꒱

꒱ hi anon!! i love love writing for girly reader too so send in as many reqs as you like! i’m not sure if i got his character right but here you go <;3

꒱ pre! breakout daryl x sunshine reader

꒱ in which daryl recalls how you met, it was puppy love

Daryl could clearly remember the day he first saw you; at the time, he and Merle had been temporarily staying at the residence of a friend while the man spent his days in a tattered trailer, a little house situated in a community of copy-and-paste homes. a park for motorhomes.

before landing at his current address, he had been floating around with his older brother, drifting aimlessly from place to place while couch surfing.

the property was filled with worn-out furniture salvaged from the depths of a dump, a paint chipped trailer with holes in several walls, and discarded food, old clothing, and other belongings considered rubbish.

he couldn't remember how long he had been in the confines of the rottenly boring community, with no foreseeable end to his current predicament in sight.

or so he thought.

he had been sat on a rickety old lawn chair out front the van he called ‘home’ when he saw you.

A foreign truck was heading down the pavement, and as it did, a light brown cloud of dust and dirt around the car and flew from the lousy concrete. The truck was one that Daryl had never seen previously in the neighborhood and had no memory of seeing it. As the car passed in front of him and made its way to a vacant trailer that was situated approximately two or three houses down the street, he watched as it passed.

without looking away from his newest form of entertainment in the bleak caravan park, daryl placed his drink on the dirt ground next to him rather than keeping it in his hand. as he was curious of the new arrivals.

you were so out of place from the first second, pink nails glinting in the sunlight, soft, enchanting laughter that daryl wanted to bottle up and save for a rainy day to sheer himself up.

sliding out of the driver’s seat of the car with some kind of dog pulling you from place to place. daryl barely had a moment to examine you before your body was roughly tugged left and right.

the usually gruff man, incapable of expressing a great array of emotion, had his breath caught within the depths of his throat as his eyes landed on you.

your bare legs slipped from the vehicle, feet dangling from the side of the truck momentarily, your thighs were dripping in a layer of sweat accumulating from the hot weather as well as the energetic puppy tugging you along.

Daryl watched your nails grip at the metal before you eventually pushed your figure from the chambers of the vehicle, finally revealing yourself to the males awaiting eyes.

while the dog was on a lead, you were the one being walked, you had no control as the furry animal dragged you to his seat.

“m’sorry mister! i don’t have a whole lotta control over her,” your worry was evident from the tone in your voice, a slight wobble. which was fair considering Daryl’s somewhat intimidating stature and redneck look.

his lack of smile and overall ‘scary’ persona made you uneasy, until he spoke.

softly, as if not to scare you away, “it’s alright, darlin” leaving you a mess of half giggles and nervous mumbles, almost forgetting about the dog on the other end of the lead.

that was until a sharp tug from said devious dog landed you smashing face first into the stranger’s shoulder, sitting in his lap.

“m’sorry again!” you babbled, apologising profusely so not to let the man chastise or yell at you.

“this really isn’ the best first impression, is it?” you shyly asked, gathering up inkling of courage you looked at the man, expecting to be met with a look of disgust and annoyance.

instead all you saw was a soft smile and an unreadable look.

“oh baby, i’ll take care of you dont you worry, you could never make a bad impression on anyone.”

“i swear.” your smile was so sweet, it melted that gruff man’s heart in less than a minute.

꒱ pre! breakout joel x feminine reader

꒱ in which you’re far too stubborn to ever admit you’re wrong

“come on, I don’t need a jacket - it’s lovely outside!”

you insisted that you didn’t need a jacket, you would be able keep warm. and despite being left shaking and shivering, you refused to admit to joel that you were wrong.

… though it was tempting with how warm and cozy joel looked wrapped up in his winter coat.

and joel was only rubbing it in, happy to prove you wrong, unaware of how freezing you actually were.

“i’ve been waiting all winter for an excuse to wear this. what do you think?” joel teased, mockingly striking several poses as if a camera was picturing this moment.

why am i even dating him istg…

you forced a laugh, moving your hands to your face in a sneaky attempt to warm up your cheeks, you would never admit defeat.

however now that you hands were visible joel could see your shaky figure, pale skin, and purple nails,

and just how stubborn his girl was.

sighing, joel swore it was so cold he could see his breath in the air, — “i know it’s not that cold, but do you want my jacket anyways?”

and that’s how you ended up sitting on a bench, both of your heads fighting for space as you insisted on sharing the jacket with your large, burly, boyfriend joel.

<—𝔓𝔯𝔢𝔳𝔦𝔬𝔲𝔰 𝔐𝔞𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔩𝔦𝔰𝔱 𝔑𝔢𝔵𝔱—> ɖıɬʑყ ɖɛ۷ıƖ

Main Pairings ~ Lucifer x Reader, Mammon x reader, Leviathan x reader, Satan x reader, Asmodeus x reader, Beelzebub x reader, Belphegor x reader

Warnings ~ Cussing, explicit

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❝ Theses people really a demons, oh my...kinky ❞

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The Leviathan guy rushed me inside, to what I believe is his room. Covered in figurines of what are supposed to be anime girls, posters hang around the walls, with an blue- hue surrounding the room. Giving a sense of an aquarium vibe… I’m sorry, is that a bathtub in the middle of the room..?

This has to be a joke… Is this a bathroom or a bedroom?

As I turn around, I see Leviathan searching outside his door before slamming the door, he turns around facing back to you with a disguised worried type look, I wonder what's wrong.

“Wait.. was there someone outside or something..?” I asked with a questionable look, before Leviathan could answer there was a knock at the door. Leviathan lets out an annoyed groan before slowly opening up the door just enough from him to look through.

“Excuse me..” A small voice was heard followed by a baa, it's my baby, MC! Mc pushed through the small crack Leviathan had open and walked in, walking towards me with no care in the world. I love my sheep!

“Anyways..you were asking why I looked around to see if anyone was watching before I closed the door?” Leviathan looked out once more while he spoke, shutting the door and turning back to face me.

With further disgust, the poorly postured demon spoke with absolute irritation, “Why do you THINK I did it? Isn't it obvious?! I just stared at him blankly, responding with a short no as Mc, who was in my arms shaking their head.

Leviathan continued, “ Imagine what would happen if someone saw me inviting you into my room! A human who doesn’t even look like an otaku, but a normie! You know what people would say, right!?”

…

“The fuck is an otaku…ACTUALLY I'M AN OTAKU TOO YOU KNOW!” Basically shouting at him. Don't like being told what I am or not, how rude of this purple-blue otaku…demon guy…person

“SHHHH…why are you yelling!?” he frantically started shaking his arms. Then he paused, before a small smile strained onto his face, “Really!? You are..?” he shook his back and forth, “w-well that doesn’t matter, especially if you think that means I’ll give you special treatment now, you’ve got another thing coming … BECAUSE I WON’T!”

“No… wait..” Gears begin to turn in my head

Leviathan turns with the look of confusion and shivering in fear. Geez this boy is a whole ass mess.

“Holy shit! Are you like… worried people might gossip?!” Stars form in my eyes, I mean who doesn’t like good gossip.

But you guess that Leviathan doesn’t, he goes in a flurry of stammering. His words colliding together, face pink as a peach. “There’s room in my heart for only one person.. An-and she's animated!”

…

“Anyways..” Mind you, he continues his rant about his one and only…

“I’ll always stay faithful to my dear, sweet Rui-chan, always!”

“Look, I get it you love her but can we–”

“Why would people gossip?! I mean–”

“Why? Like omg the feeling of hearing about others lives while minding your own is like personal reality TV!”

Leviathan stood there, annoyed as ever, rolling his eyes,” I mean me, and some non-otaku–some normie?!” Rude “ And not only that, a THREE-DIMENSIONAL one from the real world?! It's insane, that's what it is!”

“The only thing insane here is the blue-berry shut in, im looking at right now.” He's giving me a headache, ughhh..

Shifting towards my right, I look down to Mc as they were tugging on my top, I see that they were ‘pointing’ towards the bookcase. It was full of thick, hardcover books, saying: The tale of the Seven Lords: The Lord of Shadow Awakens… I think I heard of this anime, I think I watched it with Rex. He's a big ass nerd to anime, he may not show it but will binge watch a whole show without stopping.

I guess Leviathan saw us looking at his book case because he began talking again. “What is human? What ‘re you looking at?” And as always, before I could even respond he got all excited, speaking with a huge grin.

“Wait.. that looks like…The tale of the Seven Lords. Are you a fan of that too?” I mean I think we're talking about the same thing, plus his happy demeanor is actually lowkey kinda cute, don’t wanna shatter it.

“I mean I guess I love it, I had –” Once again, what seems like a recurring action between these demons. I was RUDELY interrupted by the blue nerd

Staring at you with the utmost judgemental face, “Hmph..is that so..Okay then, can you tell me what the first lord is known as in the story?” I’m sorry, are you being quizzed right now?

Leviathan got closer, waiting for an answer. “ Oh come onnn, I hate testsss..”

You sulk, no interest in trying to remember Rex’s long ass rant on the series.. “I guess I have to guess..” Muttering under your breath and taking in a big sigh.

“Uummmmm I guess the lord of shadows?” (despite all the answers not being correct )

Leviathan steps back with utter disappointment and disgust, like come on how could you remember who's who, you just thought all the characters were hot.

“Pffff, wrong! That's the THIRD lord..!” Leviathan smuggles shifting further back before he continues his grunts and groans. Loudly sighing, “I guess some people just feel the need to pretend they’re knowledgeable about this sort of stuff even when they’re not..”

“Hey now! At least I got a name right!” Puffing out your chest, if he was gonna be an annoying prick, so will you. Now while you were daydreaming about how you will annoy the blue demon, you really missed the part where he states him pulling a Rex: explaining all of TSL, how fun..

While Leviathan takes the next hour going over lore, you and Mc slowly sulk onto the floor. Ears being torchured.. I mean well informed about TSL. Looking down, I check my hand to see that my pinkie nail has been chipped!

“Fuck!” Fanning my eyes with your other hand, don’t need another nail being chipped or messed up mascara!

“...Actually, you know what? I want to BE Henry!” boasted out by a very loud and proud Leviathan.

“Um huh?” Pausing for a moment, cause wtf is he talkin about.. “And you know what leviathan!”

“Huh..? what..”

“Someday you WILL be Henry! No doubt in my mind!” I have no clue what this boy is talking about but you do enjoy lifting up another.

Leviathan just stares before giving a disgusted look towards you. “ Stop it! I know you're just saying that to make me feel better..Don’t lie to me!”

“Rude!” You moved Mc off your lap, getting off the ground. Dusting off your clothes and strutting straight up to this Leviathan. Who does he think he is?!

“I don’t know what your problem is and why you think you can just insult me. Me? Muaw? How daree you!” Leviathan stumbled back a little, not too much though, I kept on jabbing my finger into his chest.

He grumbles further, “... All right, enough, and back up! Geez you're too close..” Stepping back, you lean to your right side, crossing your arms, Leviathan continues.

“Anyways, I didn’t bring you here to tell you about TSL.” Stopping, you turn to fully face him…

“You didn’t…then what the hell am I here for?!” Ugh I’m way too confused for this..

“I don’t think there’s any harm in just coming out and saying what you already know is true: Mammon is a complete and utter scumbag.” Leviathan spoke with distaste, like his brother was the worst thing in existence.

“Geez boy, I don’t think he's that bad,” counting on my fingers, I continued. “I mean yea he left me alone to die, complained about watching me, threatened me on multiple occasions, but that could just be his charm.” Finishing off my signature smile.

But in retaliation, Leviathan here just gave me the most disgusted look– did he just gag?

“Euk..anyways. It’s very important that you understand this. So I’ll say it one more time.” Stopes and takes a breath. “Mammon is a hopeless, worthless, scumbag!” Screaming out the last word.

“Geez…whateves” I mumbled under your breath

Leviathan continued his disgust for his brother further. “I lent that scumbag money, and now I want him to pay me back. But being the scumbag that he is, he won’t do it.” Levi scrunches down more, geez his posture is revolting..

“Look I understand..your..um..” You point your index finger, circling him. “..you're everything but, why can’t you force him?”

Leviathan further arches his back, ouch, before sulking. “I wish I could! But despite what a rotten waste of space he is, Mammon is still the second oldest. As the third oldest, no matter how hard I try, I don’t stand a chance against him. He threw his arms up in defeat.

Moving my right hand up in the air, he looked confused.

“Why are you raising your hand..? Fucking normie…”

Putting my left pointer finger onto my cheek, “well I don’t want to be rude duhhh. Besides, I have a question.” Leviathan rolls his eyes.

“Ok..whatever, what?”

“Ok so like, how did yall become, you know enemies?” Lowering my hand before seeing Mc moving around from their nap, adorbs!

“Oh. Well it’s a long store but sure, i’ll tell you, human.”

“Hey you know I have a name” But like always in this hell, literally, I was ignored. But its story time anyways.

I shifted back down near Mc, the cold blue tiles hitting my skin, sending a shiver down my spine. Mc climbs onto my lab, Leviathan begins to speak.

“Once, a long time ago, Mammon won a prize in a convenience store promotional campaign. If you bought something, they let you reach into a box and pull out a piece of paper that told you what you’d won. And the prize Mammon won was a Seraphina figurine, something I would’ve died to have. But, despite the fact Mammon had no interest in it at all, he refused to give it to me.”

Leviathan started to get a lil heated, waving his arms around manically. “ Whyy? You ask? Because I wanted it…thats it.” He jabbed his thumb into his chest, ouch? “That was the only reason. I wanted it and he said no, just to torment me.” Back to more hand swing, but this time he is above his head.

Whispering down to Mc, “This is lowkey better than some of the reality TV we binged” Mc just nods their head before snuggling further in my lab. I continued to pet their wool, and Leviathan continued to shout in tears? Omg is he crying??

“I mean, how awful is that?! So, I got to thinking…Mammon’s going to end up treating Seraphina like some random piece of junk.”

“Uhuhh..” I have no clue what he's talking about right now.

“That much is given, I can maybe handle it if he at least leaves her in her original packaging, but what if he actually takes her out of the box?!”

“NO!”

“YES! He might just do it! And if he does, he’ll get dust on her won’t he?!”

“Duh! Dust is horrible!”

“See! You know where I’m coming from!” Leviathan gets more jumpy.

“I actually don’t but continue” He stops then shakes his head.

“Anyways, I decided I had to save Seraphina, So I snuck into Mammon’s room in the middle of the night. And what do you think I saw there?!” Fear rose in his eyes.

“No fucking way..you didn’t..!”

“You won’t believe it! He didn’t open the box.. No, it’s way worse than that.” Leviathan shifted his head to the side, covering his eyes with his arm in a very dramatic way mind you. “He hadn't even taken it out of the plastic convenience store bag.

I gasped loudly, squeezing Mc to my chest. “NOOO! Poor Seraphina!” Mc groaned, pushing my face to free themselves.

“Which he’d tossed on the floor of his room.” Leviathan throws this arms down repeatedly, pointing towards the ground. “THE FLOOR! He actually left SERAPHINA ON THE FLOOR!” He then grabbed his head, shaking around, he must really be passionate about these dolls.

“THE! THE! Queen of the High elves HERSELF.” Truly emphasizing the. “Sure she seems cold and prideful at first, but once you get her alone, you find out that she really wants affection, she just doesn’t know how to admit it.” (foreshadowing????)

“Yet Mammon just threw her on the floor! And I don’t think he’d clean it in three months.”

“Waittttt! I'm sorry? You said that shit was dirty for 3 months straight” ewwwwww like come on…

“It was covered in junk. Old empty cup ramen containers, dried up tissues, stuff was strewn everywhere. And there she was, lying there amongst all that! On the FLOOR! Tossed aside like so much junk! How COULD he?!”

Leviathan continues, animatedly disturbing his rage he felt, I really wish I had some popcorn right noww.. And with that thought my stomach growled lowly. Fuck i really wish I ate before being dragged around today.

“It was so awful that I just flew into a rage. I walked straight over to Mammon, who was lying on his bed asleep. Then I raised my leg into the air over him and brought my heel down onto his stomach as hard as I could. But the next thing I knew, he wasn’t there on the bed anymore.” Levi grabs his face slowly falling down towards the ground, looking like hes in pain.

“It all happened so fast. He moved with incredible speed. He grabbed me, picked makeup and slammed me headfirst onto the floor.” ouch! I winced slightly just to imagine the pain. “And the worst part, the worst part is he was STARKED NAKED!”

…

“Ooh, naked we say..?” Leviathan started with utter disgust and confusion. What can I say, I like naked men. Consensually of course.

…

We just stared at each other before he got off the ground.

“...As I started to lose consciousness, I remember thinking…whydoes he sleep in the nude?? He could at least put on some underwear. I don’t remember anything else after that…You’ve seen just how fast he is yourself, haven’t you? No one aside from Lucifer and Beel has that kind of speed.”

The vibe changed, it wasn’t a boy crying over his attachment towards dolls and a hatred for his brother. His eyes glimmered with excitement.

“Buuuut, if say, a human made a pact with Mammon, and bound him to their service…theennnn he’d have to do whatever that human told him to.”

“Hmmmmm…”I though for a second. “I see…so where will we be able to find a human..?” I scratched under my chin, this will be difficult to pull off.

Mc and Leviathan stared at me for a second. Then look towards each other then back at me before slapping their faces with their hooves/hands.

“Oh diavlo..you! You are said human!”

“Oh shit really!?”

Leviathan sighed loudly before explaining the plan further, “Soo, if you make a pact with Mammon and then ordered him to give me back my money…he wouldn’t have any choice but to do it.” A smile creeped upon Leviathan’s face.

“Ok loving this plan, loving it but quick question.”

“Ok what?”

Setting Mc aside before getting off the ground and dusting off my clothes. I picked up mc and fully faced Leviathan.

“What the fuck is a pact.” Geez they expect me to know everything…

Leviathan stared in disbelief, “A pact, with a demon… Haven’t you seen that in movies and such?”

“What? No. All I watch is Monster High, Barbie, Bratz, and (insert any other 2000s 2010 series). How the hell would I know what a ‘pact’ is” putting air quotation while I spoke.

Leviathan swiped his face, “The demon lends his strength to a human to make their wish come true in exchange for their soul.” Leviathan explained in a deadpan tone.

“Holy shit! So like any wish? New clothes? New shoes? The latest fashion magazines? Anything??” Stars fill my eyes with excitement.

“Well no shit Y/n, but are we gonna ignore the ‘exchange your soul’ part” Mc spoke out loud, this frightened Leviathan a bit.

…

“They can speak?!” Hey steps back, readjusting his posture back in the shrimp form.

“Duhhh, why else would I talk to them?” Turning back to the main conversation. “But Mc wouldn’t it be so cool to have someone as your right hand?” Leviathan’s laugh breaks through our conversation.

“Your reaction is kinda worrisome considering I didn’t even tell you about the risks yet, oh well.” Leviathan continued laughing, it's pretty cute to be honest.

Mc voice broke through, “um no I think we would like—“

“Lets get this plan started Levi!” Leviathan smile actually shown for once out of this whole interaction.

“Using demons sounds cool right? You wanna give it a try?”

“REALLY? How?" I slightly jumped up and down, shaking Mc, which caused them to jump out my arms.

“Plus, I'm sure it would be useful having him as your servant.” Leviathan shrugged his arms before crossing them. “ I mean, despite how awful he is, he's still a powerful demon.”

“See mc, this could benefit us!” Yet Mc looked up with disapproval.

Shaking their head, “I don’t know about this…” mc shifted a bit.

“It won’t be a bad deal, especially with you being dragged down here to devildom. Don’t you agree?” Leviathan's eyes glistened with excitement of his plan being in motion.

“Oh whateves Mc, I'll give it a shot!” Who doesn't want a personal boytoy?

Mc interjects, gesturing their hooves towards me to be picked up. “ Fine, if we do go through with this plan, how do we go about it?” After I picked up Mc, Leviathan turned to the side.

With a smug look on his face he answers. “I take it this means you think this plan of mine could work, right? Excellent.” His smugged smile grew into something a bit more..sinister..? But I guess he is a demon, so it's on brand.

But the tone shifts, “Regardless, I don’t care what you think. What is important is I have a plan, and I'm going to explain it to you now. So shut up and listen!” Wow, rude much?

I closed my mouth, for once if you ask Mc to be honest, and listen.

“If you just walk up to Mammon and ask him to make a pact with you, he’ll never agree. No, you need some leverage… a bargaining chip. You're gonna pffter him something in return…Something he wants so badly that he’d do ANYTHING to get it.” As he spoke, pasted back and forth, with his sinister smile never faltering.

These people really a demons, oh my…kinky…

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End of Chapter 6: lesson 1, Ep 13 & 15

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Main Pairings ~ Lucifer x Reader, Mammon x reader, Leviathan x reader, Satan x reader, Asmodeus x reader, Beelzebub x reader, Belphegor x reader

Warnings ~ Cussing, explicit

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Me and Mammon, walked out from the court-like area and down to the place I'm supposedly sharing with the boys. Now when we pulled up…OMG this place look fuckin huge from the outside, though the colors where a bit dark…I guess i can work with it…

As I was admiring the huge ass mansion of a place, I overheard Mammon grumbling and moaning about something…

“....UGH, I don’t believe this.. Of all the rotten luck.. Why should I have to look after some human? It’s insulting that's what it is…” Then he went on and on about whatever, but then he turned around to face me, as I was behind him.

“Just so we are clear.. It's not like I can say no to Lucifer." He begins to shift slightly. “I only agreed to babysit you because,...uh.. Well you know because…um” AS he was unable to find an excuse he stopped in his tracts and fully turned.

“Anyways, It doesn’t matter! Just don't go thinking that I'm scared of Lucifer…BECAUSE I’M NOT!”

Blinking at him for a few seconds..” Sorry I wasn't listening” Mammon looked pretty offended for some reason.. Then he began to shout.

“HEY, COMEON! Even if you WEREN'T listen’ you could have at least pretended. “ crossing his arms. '' whatever..lets move on”

We finally entered the house of lamentations and wow…IT'S SO MUCH BIGGER ON THE INSIDE. I basically had stars in my eyes. Even Mc looked pretty amazed by it all.

Mammon begins to talk about the dorm, even going on a small rant about himself.

“In other words, I’m a big shot. A REAL big shot. Like even regular big shots are impressed by what a big shot I am.”

“You say big shot a lot..”

“SHUT UP! Look, don't you go thinkin that I'm just an ordinary demon . I’m nothing like those other peons walkin the halls here. By the way, Diavolo is even a bigger shot. He’s so important he has his own castle, that's why hedon’t live with us. Long story short there are seven us brothers all live here together. Now it’s time I show you to your room.”

“Oooooh” saying in glee, I really hope it's just as big as mine back home.. Maybe even BIGGER!

I saw a bulletin board nearby. It had a flier on advertising for a part time job position. Mammon called me to hurry and catch up.

“Hey, don't just stand there with your jaw open. Hurry up or I'm gonna leave ya behind. Hm? If there's something ya wanna ask me, best ya do it now.”

“What are ya hobbies?”

“Hobbies? Pff, I don’t have any. Wait, how about this: I like takin it easy, laughing and havin fun! That's my hobby! Though I guess that's more of a lifestyle than a hubby, huh?"

I laugh a little, he seems more sweet when he's tryna act all big and bad.

“OO wait, I thought of something else. I guess I also like watching Lucifer squirm, like when he's in a bad situation and doesn’t know what to do. I dunno though could you really call that a hobby”

Though I honestly don't know what any of that means.

“But my question was about the life of the dorm. I don’t get why you wanna talk about me though…Imma give ya some advice so listen up. If you wanna survive even a day here in Devildom, you better listen REAL close to what i’m about to say. If it evens like a demon is about to attack you… run away. Either that or die.

“How about this? I vote for YOU to die, Mammon '' Some random loser guy showed up, he looks really cute, though his uniform is all disheveled… Having blue-ish purple hair with orange eyes with pure disgust and anger.

“D’ah…! Levi?!”

Levi? AS IN LEVI FROM AOT.. motherfucker don’t look nothing like him. More so the opposite… i wanna fuck him raw (NAAAHHH)

“..uh l-listen up human! This here, is Leviathan, The avatar of Envy. He’s the third oldest of us brothers. Since his name’s sorta hard to say ( no its not ) you can just call him Levi! Okay then… LET'S MOVE ON!”

“Hi there” I just gave a small wave to the loser, then he just ignored me and focused more on Mammon… Um no, I am not gonna be ignored here.

“Hello..? I said hi..” I spoke louder, guarding both boys' attention, Leviathan looked further annoyed and just went back to talking to Mammoney…

“Mammon, give me back my money.Then go crawl in a hole and die…”

“ Come onnn, I told you I'd get it! I just need a little more time…. And even then you still want me to die afterwards. That's really harsh, Levi.” Mammon faked being in pain, mopping around.

“You need a little more time? How much more?”

“A little more, okay?! A little more means a little more!

“You’ve been telling me that for the last 200 years, Mammon.”

“HEY noo, it's been 260 years not 200, get it right Levi!” Geez how older are theses fuckers..

Leviathan rolled his eyes, “Unbelievable. Seriously Mammon, you're–”

“I'm what? Scum? Is that what you were gonna say

Sighing, Leviathan finished his statement, “ you're a lowlife and a waste of space”

Damn–

“HEY! Come on, thats even worse!!

“Whatever… just give me back my money.. I need it to buy the blu-ray box set of Journey to devildom: The tells of a little she-devil and her reluctant companion….Thats totally some foreshadowing

Mammon goes on and further talks with Levi, “ I’ve got no idea what you're even talking about, Leviathan but it doesn’t matter! Cause i dont even have the money to give you. How am I supposed to give back money I don't have, huh!?”

“So then you’re telling me you refuse to pay me back?!” Leviathan shifted slightly, looking even more frustrated at Mammon, and I thought I had money problems.

“...what? You lookin for a fight, is that it?” welp, this escalated quickly..

But should I really butt in their convo, or should I mind my black buisness….nahhhhh I’ll butt in

“So then…you actually are a lowlife, Mammon?” Shifting my wait onto my right side, I really shouldn't have put these heels on… Mammon quickly turned to me, “Hey! Don’t call me a lowlife!”

“I mean if the shoe fits, which it obviously does in this scenario..” Mammon rolled his eyes before continuing on talking about demons attacking?

“Listen human, remember my advice before about what to do when demons attack? Well you're about to witness that for real. So…”

“The hell that's supposed to mean!?” Before my question could be answered mammon runs, yelling out, "... TIME FOR YOU TO DIE, CAUSES IF IT'S EITHER YOU ARE ME AND IT AINT GONNA BE ME!”

“HEYY! YOU CAN’T JUST LEAVE…me…here..” by time i yelled back he's already disappeared, with it just me and leviathan standing.

“...dammit, Mammon! That ass he…ran off..”

“I know right fucking ass hat..” Leviathan turned around to me

“Do you realize what just happened?”

“Im mean no duh, My babysitter just fucking ran off, rudely i might add.”

“No no, Mammon used you as a distraction to get away from me.. Or should I say used as a sacrifice..”

Levianthan goes on and basically insults Mammon in his absences, “ Mammon is one of the scummiest scumbags you’ll ever meet..a total lowlife.” I can clearly tell he isn’t seen in a high regard around here so far.

“But still, that was pretty dumb of you letting him use you like that..”

“The fuck was I supposed to do, stop him?

“I mean..I don't know..” Leviathan sighs, “This is EXACTLY why humans are—” Before he cut himself off, saying something about getting an idea? I don’t know but let's go back to talking about humans cuz what do you mean?!.

Leviathan grabs onto my shoulders, shaking me a little, “Listen, are you free, right now?” I didn’t even get to answer before he continued, “Of course you are. You've gotta be, right? YOu know what never mind, doesn’t matter. Either way you're coming with me!”

“Wha– the fuck you mean im com—” Leviathan drags me off to god knows where, and as im being rudely dragged i received a text from Mammon on my D.D.D.

Phone:

Mammon: Heya, I suddenly remembered I have some business I gotta take care of sooooo, if ya need smth as Levi

Me: the fuck kinda of buisness you need to do that involves leaving me stranded…

Mammon: demon business thats what

Mammon: oh, n dont go tellin lucifer anything, ya got that?

Me: bro…

I'm already tired of this… I hope this year goes back quickly, I miss Alex and Rex..

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End of Chapter 5: lesson 1, Ep 7 & 10

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Main Pairings ~ Lucifer x Reader, Mammon x reader, Leviathan x reader, Satan x reader, Asmodeus x reader, Beelzebub x reader, Belphegor x reader Warnings ~ Cussing, explicit

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❝ Y' all stop telling lies! I ain't asked for that punch and I AIN'T A MASOCHIST!.❞

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After scrolling through my contacts and Devilgram, I heard Lucifer speak, great. 

“Well, you’ve got that done now, and it seems the idiot has arrived as well.” GIVING THE MOST disgusted look imaginable, the door was busted into. 

“ HEY! Just who do you think you are human? You’ve got a lotta nerve summoning the Great Mammon! ”

The nerve of this guy, “ WHO THE FUCK YOU TALKIN TO? ”

Mammon stopped in his tracks and guess he does get that reaction very often. 

“Listen up, because I'm only gonna say this once. If you value your life, then you’ll hand over all of your money now! And anything else of value too. ”

I like a man who is upfront about what he wants…but fuck that I ain’t giving him my money. Though I did not notice I started to crack a small smile, I want to hug the shit out of this dumb-looking bastard. 

“Otherwise I’ll wipe that stupid, happy-go-lucky look right off your face… By eatin’ you! Starting at your head and working my way down until–”

“Mammon shut up or I’ll punch you” 

“Oop- ” My guy sending death threats 

Then Lucifer punched him… like without any second thought.. Ouch 

“I honestly didn’t think he would do that… think he would do it to me?”

“I’m about to punch you myself Y/n” 

“Damn MC..I thought we were friends… but I'm not wrong he's kinda fine” 

The sounds of Mammons complaining started to settle down as Satan started to talk. And again, I am too bored to listen to this mombo-jumbo and whatnot. But from what I hear Mammon is the avatar of greed. 

“Whenever he takes a liking to someone, they suddenly find themselves awash in money—”

“Wait money… think I found myself a sugar daddy.” 

(Sadly Mc and Y/n did not find themselves a sugar daddy but a spoiled dumb brat which we still love and care for. ) 

“And he's also a masochist. That part is important” Asmodues concluded, which I don't understand what it means but I'm more focused on the new money friend i’m about to make. 

“Indeed. And it just happensI have a Job for my masochist of a brother.”

Though, I guess the white haired boy didn’t like what was going on, Started to throw a fit. But all i know whats mother fucker lookin crazy, because once again all theses boys do is talk, and i ain’t listen to all that. 

“Y'all stop telling lies! I ain’t asked for that punch and  I AIN’T A MASOCHIST!”

Lucifer once again ignored the poys yellin and simply threatened, now I ain't jokin but threaten this poor boy. 

“Mammo, you are going to be in charge of seeing to this human’s needs during the whole exchange.”

“Oooo, like a butler? I always wanted one of those”

“Uh..” lucifers has a puzzled look on his face

“ I AIN’T THIS HUMANS BUTLER!”

“Anyways.. I expected you full cooperation.” 

“No mind that.. WHY ME?!” 

“Awww, lucky you Mammon! I’m so jealous..”

“Alright, then why don’t YOU do it Asmodeus?!”

“What? Hell no, too lazy” As Asmodeus flicks back his side bangs turning around with a pout.

As Mammon had a puzzled look on his face, “I thought you said you were jealous of me?”!

Honestly they're acting like I'm the worst, besides my heels are killin me right now, are they done talking?! 

In fact the boys were not done, but arguing more on who's taking care of me. Honestly if i knew i was gonna be here listening to these boys talk i would have worn a different pair of heels. 

Though by time I finally stop dozing off from their useless conversation, the Mammon guy was right in my face, like personal space babe?!

“ All right, Human, listen up. As much as I don’t want to look after you, I’vr got no choice. It’s a huge pain in the ass, and I'm too important for this kind of thing, but Lucifer told me to do it, so I will. But in return, you better make sure you don’t cause me any trouble?!”

Goddamn do these people never shut up…

I straightened myself up and fixed Mc, pulling down my mini skirt, then saluted. “ All right Deal!”

I laughed a little at how stupid this whole thing is.

“Good. That's what I like to hear.” He smugly smirked and crossed his arms. “As long as you do as I say, we won’t have any problems. Just be sure you don’t forget which one of us is the boss here.” 

We will see who's bossin who around. Lucifer began speaking again, but honestly I started to zone out again. 

“ We have decided who will take care of you, so on to the next subject, your tasks.” 

“Hold, hold on. Tasks?”

“Good question…”

“ Your tasks is to polish up your soul nicely and to acquire the power to resist demons” 

“My soul?”

“Demons like humans with nice souls, or in other words, nice souls look like shiny jewels, do you understand?”

“Ahhhh.. Yea i still don’t understand but continue”

Like I said, I zone out when I hear this man's voice, either it's because it's memorizing or he's just plain boring. 

Zoning back in when he started,” You could say it's an experiment on who will win.” 

“Wait what…What happens if I win?”

He laughed at my question” You will get some rewards to make sure you give it your all” 

Now mind you, I ain’t the type of girl interested in ‘ doing work ‘ so i just rolled my eyes and sighed. Guess he didn’t really like that

“ There, there, don’t give me that look.Don’t take it seriously , you don't have to do it alone. After all you don’t have magic like the others.. So me and my brothers will lend you our powers. “ 

Then I was shown how to do my tasks, which wasn't that hard as it involved weird dancing demons or whatever. Honestly I just wanted to rest. 

“ with that my explanation comes to an end. But to sum it up for you.. You are an exchange student here at RAD for one year, and you must do your tasks. The tasks are dance battles with the help of magic.” 

Then explained some more boring stuff, blah blah blah. But Mammon brought his ass into the conversation for some reason. 

“ I wanna make one thing clear; don’t blame me if someone gets eaten, alright? Cause it ain't my fault.” 

Then the orange one said something, I think his name was Beel or something?

“Lucifer, I'm hungry.” 

“That's too bad, now behave” 

The orange one just pouts. Now my two brain cells finally clicked on what was going on. 

( Mind you the read is going to be seen as bubbly and dizzy now going forward) 

“ Ok. Let's make it a year to remember!” Jumpin 'and throwing my hands in the air. 

With a sigh from Mammon, “ You.. sure are a positive one..Welp i won’t stop you from having some fun” 

Daivolo chimed in as well… Damn that man is fine.

“ Y/n, from now on you will be living in the house of lamentation. You’ll be staying with Lucifer and his six brothers. 

Then his tone became more serious. “ Humans, angels, demons, I imagine a universe where each accepts the other where we are brought together as friends. This is my dream, and I'm asking you to be the foundation.” Smiling at the end, it gives off a less, I can kill you vibe. 

“One year, that's what I ask of you. Good Luck, Reader. “ I guess it's time to start off my new life.. I hope there's a good place to relax cuz I seriously need to. 

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End of Chapter 4: lesson 1, Ep 3 & 5

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Main Pairings ~ Lucifer x Reader, Mammon x reader, Leviathan x reader, Satan x reader, Asmodeus x reader, Beelzebub x reader, Belphegor x reader Warnings ~ Cussing,explicit

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❝ Wait, hold on.. Keep me safe?" Babes,

I could die?? I haven't gone shopping here yet! ❞

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After being handed the D.D.D, a crow-AI assistant was taken to me. I just ignored whatever he was saying, though it pointed to me that I had a missed call from a guy named Mammon. 

Wasn’t that what the Lucifer guy was talking about? Kursco..Karsoco... Wait no Karsu told me to call him back, so I did. Immediately he answered, which was kinda scary cause I had never met a guy who answered that quickly. 

On the phone: 

Mammon: Yooooo

Me: Yoooo

(I didn’t really know what or how to respond to this guy but I decided to match his energy.)

Mammon: Are ya foolin’ around? Who the hell are ya? 

Me: I’m a human 

(Which was a weird and odd way to make yourself known to someone but I guess we will keep moving)

Mammon: Whaaa? A human? 

(Which he sounds either really sarcastically or really stupid )

Mammon: Geez, I was gettin’ all chilly here thinkin’ it was Lucifer again. Ya should’ve told me right away.

Me: Well how the fuck would I know i would need to tell you

Mammon: who the hell are you talking to human, acting real bold; so anyway what business does a human get with THE Mammon?

Me: why did you announce the word the?

(the more I talk to this dude, the more I feel confused)

Me: Uhhh.. RIGHT! You will be in charge of me from now on

Mammon: No way! There’s nothin’ in it for me

(acting like I'm asking for this -_-)

Mammon: Whaddya even mean by “be in charge of you”?

Neither of us spoke for a moment, though when i was about to speak in this awkward silence he yelled.

Mammon: AAH! I get it now, you’re the other human, the new exchanged student!

Mammon: G’luck with that, and see ya

Me: wait you just gonna go, you don’t even care

Mammon: well its non of my responsibility

Right when I was gonna say something else, lucifer said something 

Me: uh lucifer called for you

Mammon: Pfft, whatever, Ya think THE Mammon would listen to ya just `cause you’re

Tryin’ to scare me with that name? 

Lucifer on the phone: You’ve got 10 seconds…9…9…

(on the other side of the phone, I could hear rustling) 

Mammon: YESSIR!

Immediately he hung up. 

Putting the phone away I heard Lucifer begin to speak, 

“Sounds like you had a nice chat.” 

“Actually after that conversation, I can tell that he seems reliable” Lucifer's face gave the most gaged  and disgusted look I had ever seen. I just stood there and smiled. 

“ ...you really think, so? ” 

“Yes, yes I do ” Then the loud-talking prince stepped in… Yay..

“ Well, if you were suddenly brought to a strange place and then get told that an unfamiliar face would now take care of you, you'd certainly feel anxious. However, Mammon isn’t the only one to help you out. “ 

“Wait there's more?”  Like always I was ignored, which was one rude and two..rude. 

“Now then..we still need to introduce our new friend to your brothers, Lucifer. And it’s probably better that you do that instead of me, wouldn’t you say? 

“Yes… As much as I dread the idea of doing so, you’re right “ Lucifer with a sad defeated face.

“Oh, come now. Really? You should be honored that you get to introduce such a sweet and charming  little brother like me.” 

I don’t know who this is but the vibes I'm feeling from him are really…off. But I love the energy. 

With a sigh, lucifer began to introduce me to his brothers. However, my brain doesn’t like to listen to boring talk when it doesn’t involve me or things I like. 

(I am really too lazy to go through all the introductions) - Time skip

“From what I have gathered from the last minute, this is the avatar of lust, Asmodeus, pink dude, the Angry guy is satan, the avatar of wrath, and the hungry one is Beelzebub… Yeah, I'm not gonna remember any of this.”

“No one expects you to” Mc pats my head

“Hey you gonna ruin my hair!” 

While me and mc were chatting, Lucifer coughed. 

“There are seven of us brothers in all, and I am the eldest, Mammon, the second oldest of us will be here soon. My other brothers aren’t here at the moment, but…well, we can get to them later. All in good time”

“During your stay in devildom, the seven will lend you their strength, to keep you safe. YOu are to stay with them at the house of lamentation.”

“Wait hold on.. Keep me safe?” Babess, I could diee?? I haven't gone shopping here yet.

Lucifer stares, “babes? Do you not hold any respect human..?” Before I nor this Lucifer could say anything the guy with big tits named Diavolo just laughed. Lucifer just takes a breath and moves on. 

“Most agree with Daivolo, but that doesn’t mean that there aren’t vulgar demons out there who wouldn’t harm you. If anything were to happen to you, it would be our responsibility. And I won’t betray Daivolo’s expectations”

Man this dude talks way too much… Now that I got a good look at him, he's kinda fine. 

“So I will do everything in my power to make sure you survive your stay down here in devildom. Although we will be living together, you should still have the means to reach us at any given time.” 

Then Lucifer explained that my D.D.D has everyone's contacts already put in. Like I said before these men talk way to fucking much. So I drown them out, once again.

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End of Chapter 3: lesson 1, Ep 2

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