- THIS BLOG WILL CONTAIN THEMES OF MEDICAL MALPRACTICE, GORE, BLOOD, AND THINGS OF THE SORT. IF THAT TRIGGERS YOU, I SUGGEST NOT INTERACTING. STAY SAFE OUT THERE!
hello, welcome to lovinglyvivisected, the silliest ever dr. malpractice rp blog :)
here are a few things to follow when interacting:
this is a roleplay blog. not all our headcanons will match, and that's okay!
suggestive asks / interactions are a-okay, but please make sure to keep it within reason. no heavy kink, pretty please.
posts, unless specified otherwise, are in character. i do not condone medical malpractice, i'm just writing a character.
all of the things that the doctor experiences (delusions, hallucinations, etc) are something admin has experienced! it's writing from its own experiences.
(character & admin info under the cut.)
── about the doctor:
Name: William Malpractice
Pronouns: he/him/his
Age: Roughly 37
the doctor's species is not exactly known, but he appears human.
the doctor's gender & sexuality aren't things he explores much, but he doesn't mind questions. he sees it as studying himself, in a way.
the doctor experiences delusions of grandeur, causing him to believe that he's a real, trained doctor. he is not. this causes majority of his actions related to medicine.
he does, in fact, have an ex-wife
the doctor has an unspecified disorder with psychosis and shows varied symptoms.
the doctor is... weird. he's a bit poorly adjusted, but he's trying. i think.
faceclaim for the doctor ^
── about the admin:
hello!! i'm xander @xandirt
my pronouns are it/he and i'm so very silly . yeah thats basically it sorry underwhelming
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i have slept for like 3 hours. my skin feels like ants. i gotta work today. i just woke up from this fever ass dream:
i dreamt i was walking through a park with Neil Gaiman and chatting with him, and then he casually pulled out a raw fish from his pocket and blew his nose with it like a handkerchief, then put it back into his pocket.
he said, "sorry, it's all that covid. they told me to keep one close as a precaution" and i nodded and said "yea my parents do too," because ofc it's common knowledge that keeping raw fish in your pocket is a good way to prevent covid.
anyway, then we kept walking and he stopped, turned to me, and said, "listen. i'm not supposed to tell anyone. but i'm on a mission to find the magic shoelaces and i know you're good with animals so. would you help me?"
i thought about it for a moment, and replied, "but i like your shoelaces," in the most dejected tone, like i was actually sad he'd wanna change them. he said, "don't worry, everything will be okay," and smiled reassuringly. i shrugged and said okay, and he said "yes!" and high fived me.
after that, we ended up by a duck pond, and i somehow intuitively Knew that the ducks held the secret. i lured some towards us with some seeds, and they had teeth for eyes, as ducks obviously tend to have. one came over onto the lawn, stared at my held out hand, and barfed all over it (through its beak mouth. not the teeth-eyes). in the barf were neon green shoelaces.
"You found them!" I heard Neil saying, and then he came up and snatched the barf-covered shoelaces and ran.
\\ hope yall dont mind if doc gets too fucked up. i'm brainstorming with the bify rn and i'm really liking what im thinking of but doc is just A Horrible Person so just. sorry yall.... he's a bit fucked
\\ now that im getting asks i feel like i need to say
PLEASE DO NOT TAKE ANY MEDICAL ADVICE I GIVE YOU WITHOUT PROPERLY CHECKING TO SEE IF IT'S TRUE. I USULALY DO A QUICK GOOGLE SEARCH OR JUST FUCKING LIE.
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\\ hopping on here as admin to say that in light of finding out one of the other mods was a proshitter, NONE OF YOU are allowed on this blog. "proship", "anti-anti" and all those other terms will NOT BE TOLERATED here. you are disgusting. your "coping mechanism" is a poor excuse that makes it easier for you to normalize hurting real, actual children and victims. you disgust me.
