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🎃HALLOWEEN SALE (18+)!🎃

Five freaky tales to keep you warm as the nights grow longer, featuring the goofy, the goopy, and the downright gruesome!

All titles featured in the sale are on 20% discount until November 1st, or you can pick them up as a bundle for just $10!

ON SALE NOW:

🌕 Lucky Little Lunatics: F/F/F/??? transformation / hunt and catch erotica

🧵 Bodysnatched: Halloween flavoured body-modding monsterfucker fun!

🦇 Sangfroid: F/F/M vampire BDSM with an icy heart

🚗 Passing Place: F/M trans cruising with a twist of The Twilight Zone

🌿 X-Breed: NB/???/??? alien plant erotica against a dense sci-fi backdrop

All FYF stories are a minimum of 5k words, in EPUB and PDF format. They also contain explicit sexual content, and are intended for 18+ audiences!

FYF 12: X-Breed (18+) - OUT NOW!

Buy now - $3 on itch!

Check nutrient balance. Check watering rotation. Check temperature. Check soil PH. Check drainage. Check feeding schedule. Check light levels. Check spectral baths. Check deadfall. Check new growth. Check leaf, vine and flower health...what have I forgotten?

Verdant vines and dewy snapjaws grow thick in the jungles of Farah-3, but after sixteen frustrating cycles, Seppi's team still can't coax the local flora to seed inside their growlabs. New frontiers have become old routines - and by now Seppi has learned to make their own fun on long night shifts in the greenhouse.

Nobody would ever have been any the wiser, if only they didn't slip up that night. If they had just remembered to decontaminate...but now the damage is done. And the plants themselves are taking notice.

Almost 9k words(!) in EPUB and PDF format, with a cover by the tentacular @taylor-titmouse.

Content:

Plantfucking. Lots of it.

Nonbinary protagonist

References to body modification

Pheromone intoxication

Improper lab safety

🌿🧪 Buy Now - $3 on itch! 🧪🌿

This is the twelfth in the Fuck Yourself Friday series of shorts. New stand-alone erotic stories are released on the last Friday of every month.

FYF 1: Go Fuck Yourself

FYF 2: Shrinking Violet

FYF 3: Meatheads

FYF 4: Lucky Little Lunatics

FYF 5: Old Dog, New Trick

FYF 6: Seeing You

FYF 7: Break and Enter

FYF 8: Bodysnatched

FYF 9: Sangfroid

FYF 10: Don't Unwrap 'til Christmas

FYF 11: Passing Place

Or get stories 10-12 as a bundle for $7 until the end of May!

"Deke Naptar arrived in 1968 to attend drama school, but quickly dropped out and embarked on a decade of homeless drifting, multiple misdemeanor arrests and local fame as an impulsive performer who never stopped performing, on stage or off. Big Naptar was originally put together just to provide Deke with a launching pad, but the band soon abandoned that effort and left to perform their own material. (...) By late fall of 1972, Big Naptar had split and the remaining musicians formed X-Breed. Stymie the Hermit (now Corvus Crorson) moved to D.C. for work, where he later started and continues to record with Bomis Prendin (see the famous Nurse with Wound List), while Key Ring Torch lingered in Richmond calling his low-profile solo act Wm. Burke’s Hideous Truth. Besides X-Breed, the Mid-Seventies belonged mostly to The N.Y. Dux, self-described “militant jazz snobs who played enough gigs to earn a middle class wage,”and who truly did seem to be be playing all the time. The band also served as the last group brave enough to periodically put the unpredictably volatile Deke Naptar on stage as a front man. (...) And on Mother’s Day in 1981, Rodney Michael Sizer (AKA Deke Naptar, Rodney Maynard and Mr. Megaton), wearing borrowed clothes, crawled through the ventilation system of his ex-wife’s house, then sat on the edge of her bed and smoked six cigarettes, before lying down and shooting himself once through the heart with a .22 pistol".