#x box

Unfortunately The bisexual lighting guy was right, The queer community has implanted themselves in microsoft and have been influencing the company for decades. The purple cloud on the cover of Halo: campaign evolved was our biggest move yet. We crafted it so subtle that we thought surely we could get a 90% bisexual population by 2030. But that genius stopped us! He caught us in the act! The queer council at microsoft is in shambles, our cover is blown, and yet because we play halo still, we are not.