#wyota

who is more likely to hurt the other?

[[ Assuming this is about emotional pain, both. Both are prone to assuming things incorrectly about each other, and with Orochimaru having shared a lot of his backstory/past with Sasuke, it’s something Sasuke can use against him. Then there’s the times they say shit and it gets misinterpreted.]]

who is emotionally stronger?

[[ both but also..not both. They have ways of coping lmao and none of them are healthy. ]]

who is physically stronger?

[[ Absolutely 100% Sasuke. Right now Orochimaru has Momoshiki’s body and it’s really frail.]]

who is more likely to break a bone?

[[ ??????????? ]]

who knows best what to say to upset the other?

[[Orochimaru has a way with words man. He takes those chances. ]]

who is most likely to apologize first after an argument?

[[ Both of them are fucking stubborn. Sasuke probably will though, he’s not purposely trying to be difficult in the first place. ]]

who treats who’s wounds more often?

[[ Orochimaru makes a really good healer. So Orochimaru. ]]

who is in constant need of comfort?

[[Orochimaru. He’s very clingy. Sasuke’s not sure how to react to it right now, sometimes he’s ok with the clinging and sometimes it’s like hey man get off chill. ]]

who gets more jealous?

[[Orochimaru, all the damn time. ]]

who’s most likely to walk out on the other?

[[Sasuke  but also not Sasuke because he’ll be nice and at least take Orochimaru back to his own dimension.]]

who will propose?

[[Listen we’ll be lucky if they enter anything in the realm of a “normal” relationship LOL]]

who has the most difficult parents?

[[Taking Lady’s backstory for Orochimaru into account, definitely Orochimaru. No one’s meeting anyone else’s parents though. ]]

who initiates hand-holding when they’re out in public?

[[Orochimaru would love to probably, but Sasuke’s only got one of those and he needs it for things. ]]

who comes up for the other all the time?

[[ They’re kinda stuck traveling together.   ]]

who hogs the blankets?

[[Orochimaru. He gets cold easy.]]

who gets more sad?

[[Sasuke. About the past.  ]]

who is better at cheering the other up?

[[Listen they both suck at this. Sometimes they try.]]

who’s the one that playfully slaps the other all the time after they make silly jokes?

[[Neiiiiither. Orochimaru will teasingly insult him now and then. ]]

who is more streetwise?

[[Orochimaru. ]]

who is more wise?

[[ Orochimaru. ]]

who’s the shyest?

[[ Sasuke doesn’t like PDA, but I wouldn’t call him shy. ]]

who boasts about the other more?

[[Don’t let Parentchimaru™ start about Sasuke.  ]]

who sits on who’s lap?