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N: Little Hakyeon would be very dapper in his little suit, little briefcase, and round spectacles as he strolls through the neighborhood as a mini businessman. He has no time for the ‘aww you’re so cute’ from the adults handing out the candy as his main objective is to obtain more candy than his little plastic pumpkin can hold. Trick or treat, say thank you, and on to the next house. Everything works according to plan until that one house that doesn’t quite understand how Trick-or-Treat is supposed to function. And being the little smart kid that he is, he will not have a problem letting that them know. “Oh…yay. Floss and a toothbrush. Best Halloween ever, thank you Mister. *turns to his mom* Mom, this is a wacky dentist. I don’t even have two front teeth to slide this floss through!”

Leo: Boo! A simple white sheet with eyeholes and a straight-lined smile will make up Taekwoon’s ghostly costume. One piece of candy gets you an annoyed eyeroll, two pieces of candy gets you a mumbled Boo, and three or more pieces get you a “BooooOOOOoooooOOOO.” Healthy, non-cavity inducing, granola looking, and bowel regulating Halloween wannabe treats get you a… perturbed, non-friendly kindergartner ghost hybrid. “*Eats the treat immediately* This isn’t candy. Take it back. *Hands the wrapper and other treats back* Mom? Why’d we come to this house?”

Ken: Jaehwan would be dressed as whatever action packed superhero is in season at the time. He’d always be on the run making his mother quickly trail behind him. What’s the reason for his rush? Well his older brother passed down his list of all the houses that give the best, no the greatest, no the most spectacular candy in the neighborhood, and he has to hurry and get to them all before the night is over. Unfortunately, just his luck one of those houses decided to go against the very essence of Halloween and serve healthy treats which means Jaehwan now has the important of duty of saving Halloween! “This house is officially off the Best Halloween Candy list! May you wake up with creepy crawlies in your bed for all eternity! *sticks tongue out* Unless you return to giving out good candy. BECAUSE I WANT CAVITIES!”

Ravi: This cute lil’ rapper dressed in a snapback, sweats, and a gold medallion roams the streets in search of all the candy he can get. Nothing can break this little kid’s spirit or the stride in his steps. Nothing. Well, except for the fresh kiwi the house two streets over places in his Trick-or-Treat basket. His heart is completely broken until next year. Throw the whole Halloween away. “*Tears falling down his face* MOMMY! THEY DIDN’T GIVE ME ANY CANDY. NOW I DON’T HAVE THAT MUCH CANDY! AND THEY GAVE ME A KIWI WITH HAIR ON IT! FRUITS AREN’T SUPPOSED TO HAVE HAIR! I WANNA GO HOME!”

HongBin: The cutest little Frankenstein if you ever did see one! Especially when he runs up to the house very excited to see what candy he might get but trips on the way because his little shoelaces keep coming untied. But then he quickly stands up and brushes his self off before zombie walking the rest of his way to the candy cauldrons of the other houses. But then there’s that one house that gives little ‘ole innocent HongBin some basic azz cinnamon breath mints. Breath mints that’ll burn his nose hairs right on off. And you know what HongBin does? He makes his signature stank face, except more childlike, but unlike those other five gremlins he doesn’t react because he’s thankful that he’s at least getting to put something in his little basket. “Breathmints? Well I am a zombie! These might put me back in the ground though, but thank you!”

Hyuk: Now you see him, now you don’t because he’s a ninja and he’s super fast and sneaky. He’ll even do a super acrobatic ninja routine in the middle of the street hoping it’ll earn him more candy from each house he performs in front of. And that little routine works on every house even the little brown house on the corner that offers him a choice of raisins and non-salted peanuts. And that my friends was the story of how the little brown house on the corner with medium sized windows stopped giving out Halloween candy forever. They say the souls of the homeowners now roam the empty bulldozed lot wishing they had never messed with little ninja Hyuk. “*Tee Hee*”

Characters: You & Ken A Random Halloween Oneshot cause why not.

It was the night of your friend’s annual Halloween costume party, and you were currently getting ready to spend the night amongst your peers dressed in a costume straight from a fairytale. You were in the process of beginning your makeup, but you felt sluggish, your nose was runny, and you felt a tad bit nauseous.

You heard the chime of your doorbell, the ringing irritating more than ever as you slowly made your way down the hallway with your feet dragging behind you. You opened the door to find your boyfriend of two years, Ken, down on one knee and handsomely dressed in his Prince Charming costume.

Your friend’s costume party highly encouraged couple costumes, so you both agreed on the most basic theme to make things easier.  Although instead of ready made, pull out the bag costumes, you had made both costumes from scratch.

“My lady,” he said before grabbing your hand and kissing the top of it. It was a few seconds later that he realized you were in your undergarments causing him to quickly stand and shut the door behind him. Not really fazed by his actions, you turned on your heels and headed back to the bathroom to finish getting ready.

Ken followed you, a little concerned that you weren’t already dressed and more so that you seemed a little off. “Hey, are you feeling well? Your nose is really red and you’re sniffing sounds like a vacuum on steroids.”

“Yes, I’m fine,” you replied. “Nothing some powder and a sinus pill can’t fix.” You resumed dabbing your nose when Ken gently placed the palm of his hand on your forehead. “Babe, you’re warm!”

“I know. You’re so handsome, I’m burning up.” You said that a little too sarcastically.

“No, really you’re warm.” Then it was like a lightbulb went off in his head. “Didn’t you tell me one of your coworkers had come down with the flu recently?”

“Yes, I did. But I never get sick. I am not sick! This is just my sin-ACHOO!” You felt Ken’s hands steadying you, the immense pounding in your head making it hard for you to open your eyes.

“I do believe you have the flu. Let’s get you to bed.” You started to protest when he picked you up into his arms and led you toward your bed.

“But…what about the party?” Ken had been going on and on about attending the party for weeks and you had actually put in a lot of effort to assume the role as Cinderella.

“How can you bob for apples or dance to the Monster Mash when you can barely stand?” He quickly retrieved a t-shirt from your bedside drawer and carefully slid it on you. “Just relax. And I’ll go make you some soup.”

“But Kennn…It’s Halloween.”

“I know. Just wait. I won’t let the night go to waste.” He hopped off your bed and headed to the kitchen. Five minutes later he returned with a steaming bowl of alphabet soup, the words Happy Halloween and You are Bootiful on the surface. You couldn’t help but chuckle which caused another fit of sneezing.

In the midst of eating your soup, Ken returned to the kitchen and the sounds of cupboards opening and closing filled the house.

“What are you doing?” You asked.

Ken returned to the room but ignored your question as he rummaged through your sock drawer. “Bingo!” He then returned to the kitchen momentarily only to return and throw several individually wrapped candies at you.

“What’s this for?”

He left once more and returned once again this time with a plastic shopping bag adorned with your Halloween socks and some colorful straws. It was his makeshift version of a spooky bag to collect candy in.

“TRICK OR TREAT! SMELL MY FEET! GIVE ME SOMETHING GOOD TO EAT!”

You were confused at first, but then quickly realized that the he wanted the candy he threw towards you merely five minutes ago.

“Here you go, Prince Charming.” You placed the candy in his bag and watched as he did a twirl. “M’lady sure will be pleased with this selection of fine delicacies. G’day.”

You giggled and placed your bowl on the nightstand. You figured there was more to come to so you tried your best to stay awake despite your body telling you otherwise.

“Ken?” you called out to him when he hadn’t reappeared for quite some time.

“muhh…muhhhh….MUHHHHHHH….MuuuHHHHuuuuHHHH…” Ken slowly emerged from behind your bedroom door, his entire body ribboned with what looked like your whole month’s supply of toilet paper. “I…want…my MUHHhhhh…myyy.”

Despite your sides aching, you sat up eyeing your mummy boyfriend from head to toe as he slowly placed his phone on your stereo dock, the speakers now blasting with Michael Jackson’s classic thriller.

You watched as Ken started dancing the signature moves, however noticing he had to momentarily pause to fix some toilet paper that decided it didn’t want to stay on his body. After spinning a couple more times and doing his version of the moonwalk, he carefully crawled next to you in bed offering you some disgusting, yet much needed medicine.

“Thank you,” you said, a slight blush on your cheek before downing the liquid. “My face might not say it, but this had to be one of my favorite Halloweens ever. I’m sorry we couldn’t go the party tonight, though.”

“It’s okay, babe. I had a thousand times more fun tonight trying to make you feel better than I probably would have at the party.” He pulled your blanket up closer to your chin and gave you a quick peck on the cheek. “I love you. Now go to sleep.”

“I lov-AH-CHOO!” Your eyes opened wide worried you had gotten all your germs on your boyfriend. He really should have gone home. “I’m so sorry!”

“No worries.” He unwrapped some toilet paper from his arm and flung it toward your face. “Blow your Boooooogies.”

“Thank you…muuhhhh…my.”

He laughed. “Anytime.”

N: He would be prepared for a moment like this. He would stand there quietly and watch you freak out for a few moments before smiling like he was about to solve all the problems in the world within a 5 mile radius. After asking if you were done whining, N will go to a particular spot in the yard and take out a spare key that was hidden elaborately somewhere. While you’re standing there dumbfounded, he’ll silently open the door then smugly hold it open for you to walk through. But that’s where you’ll mess up for the second time that night, because as soon as your foot enters into the house you’re going to get an earful of nagging about how unprepared you are for an emergency. “I’m only thinking of your safety. What if you were alone out there! But you were fortunate to have someone as smart and resourceful as me with you.”

Leo: As soon as he realizes the door locked behind you, his only thoughts will be about getting you back inside. He’ll try the doorknob/handle a couple of times on instinct before trying to break the door open with his shoulder. When that doesn’t work, his next instinct will be to grab a large item and smash it through a window. “It’s either sleep outside in the cold or have a small repair bill. Do you have any better ideas?”

Ken: Like N, Ken would also want to impress you with his resourcefulness, but unlike N, he doesn’t have a spare key hidden on the premises. He will instead play secret spy agent and try to pick the lock with the smallest stick he could find. However, his plan will backfire once the stick breaks inside the lock. Now the two of you will be even more screwed than before. Naturally this will cause you to bicker a bit, and since it’s the middle of the night one of your neighbors will come out to see what the racket is about and possibly let you inside their home for the night. “Hey! Don’t get mad at me! I don’t see you trying anything! Look! You woke up the lady next door!”

Ravi: He’ll attempt to ram the door as well but then sit down defeated when his shoulder doesn’t even make a dent. He’ll be at a complete loss of what to do since he’s locked out at a weird hour of the night with no phone or car key. The two of you will discuss all the possible solutions to your problem and settle on breaking the handle off of the door with a big rock or something. “Ugh, I can’t believe this is happening. We can split the bill of however much this is going to be.”

Hongbin: He would be completely not in the mood to deal with the situation and his first thought would be to call a locksmith. But it’s the middle of the night and both of your phones were inside the house. Hongbin would want to ask the neighbors for help but also not be rude and wake them up. So the two of you would just be sitting outside waiting out the night so you could ask for help in the morning. “Do phone booths still exist? But then we don’t have Siri to look up a number for us… Sooo, know any good stories?”

Hyuk: He will try to make light of the situation so you don’t completely freak out. He’ll tell you that the situation could be a lot worse and start listing some of the terrible things that could possibly happen, but in the end you end up freaking out anyway because he made you paranoid. “Chill. None of that will happen. We’ll just sit here in the cold unharmed until the sun comes up. It’ll be liking camping but without the equipment...and bears...I think. *you hit him* I’m kidding!”

N: 

N called everyone into the living room in order to address a pressing matter that had been weighing on everyone’s mind. As soon as everyone got comfortable he began the speech he had prepared. “I love you all. We are brothers. We will always be brothers and our bond will never break as long as we continue to respect one another and keep communication open. There’s nothing we can’t handle as a group.”

He sat on the coffee table facing his five brothers and sighed. “With that being said, and as leader of this group, there is only one way to solve this problem without messing up the strong foundation we have spent 5 years building. Although I believe that I should be the one and only one to express my feelings to this girl, I believe we should all walk away before we ruin what we all have. She must be something special for us all to be feeling a certain way, but is she really worth it? I don’t want her to come between us.”

Leo:

Everyone was silent. Either they agreed wholeheartedly with N, or they didn’t but they didn’t want to ruin the leader’s heartfelt message. However, Leo being the straightforward person that he is, couldn’t just let someone else make a decision such as this for him so easily.

“I don’t agree.”

Everyone looked his way, eyes urging him to continue explaining his reasons.

“I like her, Hakyeon. And you know that when I like someone it’s something serious. I can’t just walk away because you say so.”

He then looked around the room to the other boys. “Especially since I get the feeling none of them will give up either. But I digress.”

Ken:

Ken violently nodded his head in agreement, a little nervous for what he was about to add to Leo’s statement. He was on the fence as he agreed to both points made by the eldest members.

“I really like this girl too, Hakyeon. But I like you guys too. Bros before…y'know.”

Everyone shook they’re head except Leo who was dead set on his opinion.

“But I don’t want us to feel like we’re competing against each other for this girl’s affection. And I don’t want us to get hurt because she chose one over the other.”

He ran his fingers through his hair. “I say we just do whatever we want if we can agree to not get mad at each other in the end.”

Ravi:

Ravi’s bottom lip slightly jutted out as he cocked his head to think about what Ken said. His friend made complete sense for once.

“I agree with Ken. At the end of the day we can sit here and promise to not confess our feelings when in reality someone will because they just couldn’t help it. We’ve known each other for forever. I know how y'all operate. Besides! I’m the one over here repressing my sexual desires through music! She could be my dream girl!”

They all gave him a pointed look. “What?!”

HongBin:

“Let’s not get ahead of ourselves, Ravi. Besides, I know you didn’t mean that.”

“Yes, I did,” mumbled Ravi earning a kick to his shin from N.

“Anyway! Did any of you stop to think how this girl would feel if she had all 6 of us running after her? She might not even want to have anything to do with us at that point because it would be a conflict of interest! Plus look what she’s already doing to us! We can’t even agree on what to do!”

He looked around the room gauging their reactions.

“Okay. So looks like we all agree that I made perfect-”

Hyuk:

“Shut up HongBin. So that’s 2 for leave her alone, 1 indifferent, and 2 just need to get their dick wet.”

They all shot him a look as he was making this situation seem very light.

“I say we just do whatever! Personally, I truly believe this girl and I have the best connection. Every time she smiles I get this weird feeling in my chest like I want to move mountains for her. You guys understand, right?”

Leo lunged for Hyuk but he was too quick. “Honestly, guys. I say we just do what feels right. And if our bond is strong enough then we’ll be alright no matter what happens.”

Everyone was silent as they watched Hyuk continue to smile. Something was off about his demeanor and they simultaneously all realized why.

“Hey, Hyuk?” Asked N.

“Yes?” He replied coyly.

“You already confessed to her didn’t you?”

“Yes and we have date on Saturday!” And with that he ran to his room escaping the claws that were his friends.

“I say we kill him,” said Ravi.

“Agreed!” Acknowledged the rest as they stood to go handle up on their precious maknae.

Moral of the story: Get to the girl before the maknae does.

Thanks for asking!-Admin Cheezy ^_^